Hazel Southwell
@hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
pub manager at The Queen's Head, Stratford (E15 not upon Avon) 🏳️🌈 alewife, she/they, gay. used to write about cars https://buttondown.com/behind-the-bar/archive/
oh, nearly 40-year-old human spine we're really in it now
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
oh, nearly 40-year-old human spine we're really in it now
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
No one has ever been more right than this woman
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We're not in the EU. It's costing us BILLIONS every year. But sure, save £1.9bn over the next 3 years chasing someone who's getting £20 a week too much
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
We're not in the EU. It's costing us BILLIONS every year. But sure, save £1.9bn over the next 3 years chasing someone who's getting £20 a week too much
"what do you think your career in motorsport prepared you for" "just being awake all the time, doesn't matter if you should be asleep you could be awake"
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"what do you think your career in motorsport prepared you for" "just being awake all the time, doesn't matter if you should be asleep you could be awake"
it's amazing that in the era of easily available numbers and many, many examples of this sports leagues are still going "you know what will get eyes on our games? putting them behind a big paywall" and then six months later being like "oh no! this didn't work!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it's amazing that in the era of easily available numbers and many, many examples of this sports leagues are still going "you know what will get eyes on our games? putting them behind a big paywall" and then six months later being like "oh no! this didn't work!"
music lovers of bsky is there such a thing as like "Christmas Dance Anthems"? I know there's a boshing 2016 version of A Spaceman Came Travelling that sadly does not deliver
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
music lovers of bsky is there such a thing as like "Christmas Dance Anthems"? I know there's a boshing 2016 version of A Spaceman Came Travelling that sadly does not deliver
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I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
the big man cat's fav australians, ranked:
6. Mighty Car Mods - for some reason he takes against Moog
5. Tom from Explosions and Fire - doesn't like bangs
4. I Did A Thing
3. Garbage Time
2. Nat's What I Reckon - proper heavy breathing at the laptop
1. Oscar Piastri. I haven't told him the DSQ news
6. Mighty Car Mods - for some reason he takes against Moog
5. Tom from Explosions and Fire - doesn't like bangs
4. I Did A Thing
3. Garbage Time
2. Nat's What I Reckon - proper heavy breathing at the laptop
1. Oscar Piastri. I haven't told him the DSQ news
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
the big man cat's fav australians, ranked:
6. Mighty Car Mods - for some reason he takes against Moog
5. Tom from Explosions and Fire - doesn't like bangs
4. I Did A Thing
3. Garbage Time
2. Nat's What I Reckon - proper heavy breathing at the laptop
1. Oscar Piastri. I haven't told him the DSQ news
6. Mighty Car Mods - for some reason he takes against Moog
5. Tom from Explosions and Fire - doesn't like bangs
4. I Did A Thing
3. Garbage Time
2. Nat's What I Reckon - proper heavy breathing at the laptop
1. Oscar Piastri. I haven't told him the DSQ news
everything might be terrible all the time but at least there are cats
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
everything might be terrible all the time but at least there are cats
the Las Vegas grand Prix is bad and it should know it
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
the Las Vegas grand Prix is bad and it should know it
since when does Enya sponsor F4 drivers?
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
since when does Enya sponsor F4 drivers?
I fucking hate this country so fucking much
"Misogynistic" leaked guidance would ban people from toilets based on appearance 👇
https://www.wearequeeraf.com/misogynistic-leaked-guidance-would-ban-people-from-toilets-based-on-appearance/
https://www.wearequeeraf.com/misogynistic-leaked-guidance-would-ban-people-from-toilets-based-on-appearance/
"Misogynistic" leaked guidance would ban people from toilets based on appearance
Leaked EHRC code of practice is "misogynist’s charter" that will enforce gender stereotypes in public life with "a license to discriminate"
www.wearequeeraf.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I fucking hate this country so fucking much
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Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if The Matrix was real and the machines figured out they could generate infinite energy from its “Britain” section of the pods by making everyone constantly and incoherently mad
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if The Matrix was real and the machines figured out they could generate infinite energy from its “Britain” section of the pods by making everyone constantly and incoherently mad
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The right wing press in Britain is too big to fail because it’s one of the last remaining industries that still periodically creates jobs (20 year old rent a heads complaining about woke)
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The right wing press in Britain is too big to fail because it’s one of the last remaining industries that still periodically creates jobs (20 year old rent a heads complaining about woke)
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Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
If Sky could decide which channel is golf and which is F1 that would be delightful
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If Sky could decide which channel is golf and which is F1 that would be delightful
Feel The Love by Rudimental ft John Newman should have won that Popjustice twenty quid and I live my truth by it
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Feel The Love by Rudimental ft John Newman should have won that Popjustice twenty quid and I live my truth by it
not invested in this Preston/Blackburn game but that hurl onto the floor by Thordarson was very beautifully dramatic, deserves a Taylor Swift edit
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
not invested in this Preston/Blackburn game but that hurl onto the floor by Thordarson was very beautifully dramatic, deserves a Taylor Swift edit
I've lost my current trashy romance novel. what am I supposed to do, just read one of my eight other trashy romance novels? be real
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've lost my current trashy romance novel. what am I supposed to do, just read one of my eight other trashy romance novels? be real
important update
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
important update
do people ask footballers how they pee mid-match or is it a specific motorsports thing?
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
do people ask footballers how they pee mid-match or is it a specific motorsports thing?
fuckin hell, audits eh
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
fuckin hell, audits eh
it's objectively fucking hilarious that F1 bought prime real estate and threw its own money at a track the drivers, tems and audience universally fucking absolutely despise where they have to limit running and practically give away tickets lmao
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
it's objectively fucking hilarious that F1 bought prime real estate and threw its own money at a track the drivers, tems and audience universally fucking absolutely despise where they have to limit running and practically give away tickets lmao
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Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.