Hazel Weakly
@hazelweakly.me
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I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking. hachyderm.io/@hazelweakly
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hazelweakly.me
How bad does it have to get before we correct so hard we get medieval with it? Hypothetically speaking… I hope…
histoftech.bsky.social
“Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This “correction” is gonna hurt.
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Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster
The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.
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hazelweakly.me
Thank you! I’m a big fan of them!

I have some super cool dangly ones from the same artist too :)
hazelweakly.me
I bet! I wish it wasn’t in the UK because it’s not exactly particularly friendly for me at the moment. But I hope you had such fun!!
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bell.bz
“I asked chat GPT”
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
hazelweakly.me
Oh stawpp. My FOMO can only get so high 😭
hazelweakly.me
The curls fall out within a few hours no matter what I do, but the face card remains flawless all day 💅
Hazel with fall leaf earrings and bold blue lipstick and blue eyeshadow
hazelweakly.me
Of course not, pffh

Sometimes we eat two
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Root Cause Analysis 🤝 The Whatever Effext

“Turning complex phenomena into inaccurate but simplistic explanations that lead you to dangerously ignorant conclusions”
grimalkina.bsky.social
Cursed to be both a social scientist who doesn't like to think of phenomena as discrete and isolated "effects" and to be a person who understands that content engagement 10x's every time you describe something as The Whatever Effect
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grimalkina.bsky.social
When the academics start saying the answer is we should never trust preprints but you're an interdisciplinary applied scholar so all your papers get rejected because they're with real world populations or get wildly biased reviews from hostile applied reviewers who don't know methods
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat. Text reads chuckles, I'm in danger
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hazelweakly.me
Helm chart is available
pwgtennant.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"Statistical analysis used SPSS"
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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grimalkina.bsky.social
Skills Judged By Tool
pwgtennant.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"Statistical analysis used SPSS"
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
hazelweakly.me
I second that! This book is the reason I can break down and explain containers all the way down to their parts and back, in a way that’s accessible to engineers. It’s invaluable for that alone (but contains a ton of other gems too)
hazelweakly.me
When data became the currency, and attention became the asset, and human social connection mechanisms became the delivery vehicle, and the soul of humanity became the battlefield… we became fucked
kissane.myatproto.social
I counted up the number of ways (platforms, accounts, apps) that people in my professional and personal lives plus healthcare systems and kid’s school are contacting me and uhh. This is objectively impossible.
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kissane.myatproto.social
Anyway the reason I came here to talk about info overload x channel proliferation instead of yelling into a tree is that I suspect that widespread feelings of precarity + low trust + responsibility-without-control can push a populace toward simplistic solutions that are also very bad.
hazelweakly.me
Look these emotional support backup dresses are necessary in case I wanna have options! It’s also the same reason I pack 20 pairs of earrings
hazelweakly.me
I really don’t like how terrible products end up being the only option people know about or can use

I haven’t even heard of openalex! And I try to keep up to date with these types of engines
hazelweakly.me
I’d actually suspect you could save more time doing the opposite approach: identify frequent users of the app who basically never use the following feed (I’m one of them, for example)

And slowing it down for anyone over 2k following might help too? I suspect the power law distribution hurts here?
hazelweakly.me
Oooh I can see that! Unfortunately I won’t have a stable address to send anything to for a few months cause I’m moving but it’s cute!
hazelweakly.me
Thank youuu!! I love this dress so much I wanna wear it all the time 😍
hazelweakly.me
This is last year! I’m gonna miss Halloween this year but that’s fine I guess 😭💔
Hazel looks at the camera and smiles while wearing a dress with Halloween hands and eyeballs on it and pumpkin earrings
hazelweakly.me
I mean this tracks perfectly. We modeled it to take after the “best” of us and what happens when people get endless praise forever for doing nothing of significant impact? 🤷‍♀️
hazelweakly.me
This is me doing makeup so I completely understand
hazelweakly.me
*stares in apartheid* no idea how this happened. Honest. Must’ve accidentally took a left turn at … the UK… Or something 👀
hazelweakly.me
He, SOMEHOW, appears to be a substantial upgrade over ‘23 (and ‘24 too I think?) in terms of representation? Like how??
bevismusson.bsky.social
#SouthAfrica I have come to expect a lot from South Africa who previous years have basically done tiny pants and a giant cape but done it brilliantly. These two don't really feel up to standard (it's also become slightly uncomfortable that Mr South Africa is always white...)
Mister South Africa 2023 Mister South Africa 2024
hazelweakly.me
I don’t think so 😭 I only saw a couple of seasons and wasn’t aware there was so much more I missed! I’m gonna have to catch up!