Heavy D 🥶🎄⛄☕❄️🍪
@heavydishongry.bsky.social
Shenanigan enthusiast
One half of the Plotless Podcast
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One half of the Plotless Podcast
Showhole Cuddlebro
Do alcoholic pickles already exist or am I about to become a billionaire
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Do alcoholic pickles already exist or am I about to become a billionaire
On Sunday I forgot what a D natural was for this exact reason
Fingers: [play a complicated passage pretty easily]
Brain: hey how are we doing that
Me: no brain, I beg of you, don’t—
Brain: too late, we’re overthinking things now
Fingers: yeah so we can’t play this passage anymore
Brain: hey how are we doing that
Me: no brain, I beg of you, don’t—
Brain: too late, we’re overthinking things now
Fingers: yeah so we can’t play this passage anymore
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
On Sunday I forgot what a D natural was for this exact reason
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
Every day that passes I'm grateful I was able to have my tubes yeeted into the medical waste bin
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Every day that passes I'm grateful I was able to have my tubes yeeted into the medical waste bin
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It’s really an indictment of our society that racist white people have an easier time raising money to support them than do cancer patients (cancer patients having to do GFMs is a separate problem!)
Crystal Wilsey GiveSendGo hits $100k donations for fired Cinnabon employee
Wilsey was fired from a Cinnabon location in Wisconsin after a video of her directing racial slurs at a Somali couple went viral.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s really an indictment of our society that racist white people have an easier time raising money to support them than do cancer patients (cancer patients having to do GFMs is a separate problem!)
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#TVMysteries checks out A POCKETFUL OF RYE with #MissMarple on Mastodon--Tue, 12/9, 8p ET
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December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
#TVMysteries checks out A POCKETFUL OF RYE with #MissMarple on Mastodon--Tue, 12/9, 8p ET
Free🔗📌on my 🐘profile
@molliekatie.bsky.social @gdhenry.bsky.social @heavydishongry.bsky.social @aliencg.com @mylifeasliz64.bsky.social @frommsb.bsky.social @janhamcam.bsky.social @lilymarswrites.bsky.social
Free🔗📌on my 🐘profile
@molliekatie.bsky.social @gdhenry.bsky.social @heavydishongry.bsky.social @aliencg.com @mylifeasliz64.bsky.social @frommsb.bsky.social @janhamcam.bsky.social @lilymarswrites.bsky.social
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I hope someone tells Matthew Lillard that all of the 38-year-olds on the website for 38-year-olds has his back.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I hope someone tells Matthew Lillard that all of the 38-year-olds on the website for 38-year-olds has his back.
Any business can be a money laundering operation. Don't let your limiting beliefs keep you from financial success
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Any business can be a money laundering operation. Don't let your limiting beliefs keep you from financial success
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Thought I was making dinner with Hamburger Helper but it turns out it was just a regular haunted glove
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thought I was making dinner with Hamburger Helper but it turns out it was just a regular haunted glove
Going to create one of those accounts where 90% of my posts are complaining about how people reply to my posts and the other 10% is me setting clever post traps for my haters
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Going to create one of those accounts where 90% of my posts are complaining about how people reply to my posts and the other 10% is me setting clever post traps for my haters
Watching Mr Robot for the first time and thinking how many of the problems could have been solved if people just occasionally switched out their routers
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching Mr Robot for the first time and thinking how many of the problems could have been solved if people just occasionally switched out their routers
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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If you’re a real poster you never stop being a reply guy you merely evolve like a Pokémon into a Replymander
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you’re a real poster you never stop being a reply guy you merely evolve like a Pokémon into a Replymander
I suppose I need to go up into the attic and try to dig something festive out of the bins last year me shoved up there with no thought or organization
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I suppose I need to go up into the attic and try to dig something festive out of the bins last year me shoved up there with no thought or organization
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In Pluribus Carol says at the end of one of her tapes ‘is anybody listening? And how the fuck would I know?’ So that’s like being a hobby podcaster…..
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
In Pluribus Carol says at the end of one of her tapes ‘is anybody listening? And how the fuck would I know?’ So that’s like being a hobby podcaster…..
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Just one more thing... #ColumboTV
also, this Saturday, 12/6 at 5pm ET (2p PT / 10p UK / 11p CET) is the monthly episode of #ColumboTV featuring s1e1: MURDER BY THE BOOK, directed by Steven Spielberg!
I'm guest hosting this month as we seek a new permanent host (or group of hosts) 🙏🏻 🙏🏼 🙏🏽
All welcome! #PeterFalk #Columbo #Mystery
I'm guest hosting this month as we seek a new permanent host (or group of hosts) 🙏🏻 🙏🏼 🙏🏽
All welcome! #PeterFalk #Columbo #Mystery
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just one more thing... #ColumboTV
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We're in our gossip era
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Ep 43 - We All Have Free Will by Plotless Podcast
Book gossip, beta readers, internet gossip, and more! Bluesky @plotlesspodcast.bsky.socialInstagram @Plotless_PodcastEmail: [email protected] - @terselyverbose.bsky.socialSteph - @heavydi...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We're in our gossip era
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Me living an unexamined life: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me living an examined life: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
Me living an examined life: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me living an unexamined life: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me living an examined life: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
Me living an examined life: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
Starting Frosty the Snowman discourse in the family group chat
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Starting Frosty the Snowman discourse in the family group chat
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OK, gonna date myself some, but Google search is getting to be so bad that I'm thinking about alta vista with fond nostalgia.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
OK, gonna date myself some, but Google search is getting to be so bad that I'm thinking about alta vista with fond nostalgia.
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sometimes you just gotta make it so
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
sometimes you just gotta make it so