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Ryan, 29, he/him. I write soft boys and Pretty Tied Up ✨ pfp by @ecchima.bsky.social
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After a long involuntary hiatus, I am back to writing! Pretty Tied Up is my priority, but I plan on continuing other series + posting more oneshots.

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His bloodwork results also just came back and his liver and kidneys are okay! I'm so relieved 🖤 and Bri, I can't thank you enough for your help, thanks to you we've got his meds
I'm so glad she was nice and got right on it! 💕 Hoping this finally goes through and you get the support you need, fingers crossed
Wlad health update: he's in his hidey-hole (the cat house portion of our small cat tree) and he managed to get in there all by himself after recovering some from the anesthesia. I was worried about putting him there in case he would fall down, but he found his comfort. He's resting and recovering <3
Our cats are torn pretty much 50/50 on churu. Some of them go bananas for it and some don't... same with catnip, though haha
to lose track of a referral or have a system error
As someone who works in healthcare, always always call them back to press the issue if they don't contact you within a couple of weeks. Most people won't think you're rude or impatient for it, and most of the nurses and doctors I work with advise their patients to do this, it's so easy for them
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The sleepy black cat in this photo is Władysław and he's currently battling a tooth infection that is really bad.

If you could spare a few dollars to help me cover his medications until I get paid at the end of the month, I'd be eternally grateful.

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At the vet with Władysław, he's getting his teeth and gums cleaned. Bloodwork is being done, he's on antibiotics, and we suspect something going on with his liver.

I'm terrified of losing him to this 😭😭
The sleepy black cat in this photo is Władysław and he's currently battling a tooth infection that is really bad.

If you could spare a few dollars to help me cover his medications until I get paid at the end of the month, I'd be eternally grateful.

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Absolutely losing my shit because my cat is sick and I only get paid near the 30th
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i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
I always feel so rude when a nurse or doctor is excited to get me on the line a second time and I have to follow protocol and not engage in conversation lfdskjhflkds I'm sorry I'm just doing my jobbbbbbbbbbb

pour one out for the real ones tho, Abby at [redacted clinic] is my favorite nurse of all
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Don’t make me tap the sign.
When my job expects me to answer calls within 5 seconds of them popping up but the portal keeps freezing and fucking up my metrics 💀
Oh Mo, that's just terrible, not only are they suddenly laying off a bunch of people but also not paying them properly? I'm so sorry you and your team are dealing with this
I know!! And it's funny because these are the same people who would probably be like "haha yeah he's like my brother" and then six months later date that person irl but just because Character A called Character B his brother-in-arms once they're suddenly incestuous???
One morsel of media illiteracy that always bothers me is people being ready to cry incest at any ship where the characters dared to mention they were "like brothers" or "brothers" (in arms, for example) while not being at all related, biologically or through adoption.

Clearly that isn't literal.
This is so lovingly soft, I love the way Connor is clinging and Hank is cradling him so gently 🥰
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I was happy to be able to contribute to this year's #dbhtbb2025 and do an illustration for Marona's awesome fic! Check it out here! 🩵🩵🩵✨ archiveofourown.org/collections/...

#dbh #DetroitBecomeHuman #hankcon
Hankcon washi tape on my study journal 🧜🏻‍♂️
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everyone is shedding their winter coats now that the weather is heating up, as you can see by the state of the cats' couch (yes, that couch belongs exclusively to the cats)
Look at my sleepy babies 💕