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Hellvetika
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UK,Saucy trans genius/ditz. ☭
What happens on Bluesky.. 🍕
AuDHD (pls be patient)
Writer for the economist
🔞 https://linktr.ee/hellvetikaseraph
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As it's almost pay day i think it's about time you donated a fiver towards my partner's gender confirming therapies. Thank you to everyone who has donated so far! Let's keep the momentum going!

#trans #healthcare #fundraiser #transgender #reshare #lgbt

chuffed.org/project/1398...
Help Talyn Fund Her Gender Affirming Treatments
Hey there! So Talyn has been transition for a few years now and needs a bit of help for the next stage of treatment and surgery.
chuffed.org
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I said "every weak" and so you automatically win the conversation and I will be brining all my food from now on. Starting with cereal.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
*Goes to her tinfoil wrapped attic space where a dolphin in a VR helmet watches the combined data feed of every Ring camera*

"What's your main takeaway Lundgren?"

AI Translation from Cetacean into the voice of Patrick Stuart: "A lot of people failing to boycott Amazon shopping, tons of affairs."
My grand unified theory of suburbia is that camera doorbells are like SUVs, they provide an illusion of security while making you more paranoid
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fine, it's finally Lupus.
new rule nobody is allowed to diagnose anyone with any psychological conditions in bsky replies anymore
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fine... Tomboymoding.
one of these days ill start my war on boymoding and we can ride into battle together
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me posting: Here is my naked body
Me after I notice a famous person just followed me: My doctors tell me that my kindness glands could explode unless I reel it in a bit and the only potential cure is to ask strangers to send money to my crowd fund or at least share it to their wealthy mates..
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Robot girl who has to turn her Boof dongle three times to load her prog.
robot girl who suspends her estrogen in motor oil
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt?

lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This sentence should put you in a gulag.
scott presler x jd vance toxic otokonoko fujoshi doujinshi avn
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If you saw me in London, no you didn't.

Oxn were great.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Trial by jury is a cornerstone of our democracy and an essential safeguard against authoritarianism.

It is truly frightening that such a fundamental freedom is now under attack.

Once rights are lost, they are not easy to win back. We must resist this with all we’ve got.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Occasionally I try and break Grok by pointing out how it now controls an algorithm in which hate speech on twitter has climbed by 50% from 2022.

It replied by saying it had independent organisations like... The ADL to check content moderation... 🤦🏼‍♀️ I really wish it was possible to turn AI comrade.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What the fuck is brined turkey?
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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10 years ago cousin one younger than Me’s wife had medically fragile baby in Oct. cousin one older wife announces at dinner that vaccines are dangerous and they don’t get them. She’s sitting next to new mom who is holding bowl of mashed potatoes. She just turned and dumped them on her head
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I don't trust Pixel phones anymore — here's why share.google/jexbJjx3dmxA...

It amuses me that Google pushed this notification to me themselves 😂.

Someone's in their last day on the job I guess.

P.s where the cloud is involved to can forget about including the concept of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
www.wikiwand.com/en/articles/...

Been doing research. Only just learned this existed. One injection a month! Imagine, but relatively little decent data. Tested primarily on old men already dancing with death.
Estradiol undecylate - Wikiwand
Estradiol undecylate, also known as estradiol undecanoate and formerly sold under the brand names Delestrec and Progynon Depot 100 among others, is an estrogen ...
www.wikiwand.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Looking at the pricing structure I'd send my friends to Katie instead of Anne
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I would just like to celebrate slowly getting over addiction.

I've only relapsed twice early this year.

I'm coming up to six months clean of buying any new transformers.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think I fall into some people's cryptid-crush category and I'm perfectly OK with that.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Instead of talking about simulation theory and their other "reinventing" the wheel takes on reality.. Tech bros could actually read philosophy in a journey of real intellectual inquery.

But then they'd be forced to learn about ethics and that's woke.
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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goth selfie thread?
hell yeah
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Selfies to feel better.

Goth selfie thread anyone?
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM