Hercules Turkey
@herculesturkey.bsky.social
Most of the time, it's about sports (see pinned skeet).
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
Pinned
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
SPFL - Aberdeen
EPL - Arsenal
College - Clemson
USL - Charleston Battery
All USNTs and Scotland NTs
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NFL - Dolphins
NHL - Red Wings
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NBA - Pistons
MLB - Tigers
Key:
Follow hardcore
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Will watch if it's on
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Legacy fandom I'll watch in a championship
EPL - Arsenal
College - Clemson
USL - Charleston Battery
All USNTs and Scotland NTs
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NFL - Dolphins
NHL - Red Wings
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NBA - Pistons
MLB - Tigers
Key:
Follow hardcore
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Will watch if it's on
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Legacy fandom I'll watch in a championship
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What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
I liked the part where if the sun doesn't kill you, the moon will finish the job.
What if ALL the sun's power was focused in one place?
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU
What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I liked the part where if the sun doesn't kill you, the moon will finish the job.
Boy that fifa peace prize can't come soon enough for trump.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Boy that fifa peace prize can't come soon enough for trump.
If you ever want to know how bleak someone's outlook on life can really be, I have a coworker who smokes lucky strike menthols.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you ever want to know how bleak someone's outlook on life can really be, I have a coworker who smokes lucky strike menthols.
Really need a boot and rally this morning.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Really need a boot and rally this morning.
Triple labubus is a work. Don't fall for it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Triple labubus is a work. Don't fall for it.
I mean, it's the end of the game, the initial call was suspect, then you upgrade to a red? Fucking the kid's tournament over 45 seconds from the end.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I mean, it's the end of the game, the initial call was suspect, then you upgrade to a red? Fucking the kid's tournament over 45 seconds from the end.
Well that's a terrible call.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well that's a terrible call.
I think the u17 world cup should have u17 refs for fun.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think the u17 world cup should have u17 refs for fun.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Senate Dems honoring our veterans tomorrow by surrendering an upper hand today.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Senate Dems honoring our veterans tomorrow by surrendering an upper hand today.
Dude just ate it while dribbling with no one around him. Face first into snow.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Dude just ate it while dribbling with no one around him. Face first into snow.
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not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
Game really reminds me of New England - Miami snow bowl. Waiting for a free kick where they bring a snow blower out first.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Game really reminds me of New England - Miami snow bowl. Waiting for a free kick where they bring a snow blower out first.
Some of y'all never watched covid Canadian Premier League, when it was broadcast with empty computer generated stands, and it shows.
It's because the entire league was played in one location, which was basically an open athletic field.
It's because the entire league was played in one location, which was basically an open athletic field.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some of y'all never watched covid Canadian Premier League, when it was broadcast with empty computer generated stands, and it shows.
It's because the entire league was played in one location, which was basically an open athletic field.
It's because the entire league was played in one location, which was basically an open athletic field.
"Game paused for snow removal"
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Game paused for snow removal"
The idea of playing a throughball on the ground in a couple of inches of snow
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The idea of playing a throughball on the ground in a couple of inches of snow
It's watchable in it's inability to be seen.
CPL Final is a must watch right now.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's watchable in it's inability to be seen.
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It is deeply amusing to me that folks don't know the starburst/cross pattern in cartoons used to mark a star in the sky is how people with astigmatism see all bright lights in the darkness.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It is deeply amusing to me that folks don't know the starburst/cross pattern in cartoons used to mark a star in the sky is how people with astigmatism see all bright lights in the darkness.
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With all due respect, my guess is better than yours
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
With all due respect, my guess is better than yours
FSU with more drops than receptions.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
FSU with more drops than receptions.
Eat shit, DJ Durkin
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Eat shit, DJ Durkin
DIEGO NOOOOOOO
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
DIEGO NOOOOOOO
College ball is really stepping it up today.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
College ball is really stepping it up today.