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HEZ 🍃
@hexhez.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🔞 30+ they/them southern weirdo. Drag king & professional dumbass. FUB FREE ✌️
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I'm going thru photos from the drag show and there's a couple of cute ones of me as Buggy the emcee 🤡
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The frogs will rise.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"if you play this controversial game you will go to hell" "if you have crazy sex you will go to hell" "if you do one drug you will go to hell" brother, god is not here. i am
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Them
#Hades
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
incredible that i have literally thousands and thousands of shows at my fingertips not a single one that i want to watch. unreal.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i gotta catch up on some credit payments so i can clear my budget for commission budget 😭 everyone's opening them up and I'm staring wistfully through the window
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
there's a new nikki bug/exploit that lets people upload their own images and so far its being used in the silliest way possible
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I smell comic backgrounds chatter on the wind, just gonna drop this in here and let it speak for itself

From How to Webcomic!
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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i keep sneezing today and it's driving me crazy
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my main complaint about expedition 33 is that gustav jumps like an idiot and i start talking to him like ouughhh gustav just grab the ledge dude
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Infinity Nikki is good again, I fear. I'm having such a fun time with the 2.0 patch
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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#12月02日はドフ鰐の日
产品你们永远打炮吧
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i got too locked in on the defunctland video and didn't draw a damn thing
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
ok finally breaking into the new defunctland video
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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happy 9th anniversary FFXV!!!!! my beloved 🥹😭💕
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM