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HEZ 🍃

@hexhez.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈🔞 30+ they/them southern weirdo. Drag king & professional dumbass. FUB FREE ✌️

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HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · Jun 8

I'm going thru photos from the drag show and there's a couple of cute ones of me as Buggy the emcee 🤡

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oh no 🔞 @robomichio.bsky.social · 6h

somebody get this dilf off the field he's too distracting

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HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 12h

HAHA FUCK LMAO

HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 12h

that post cracks me up bc the last screenshot is from someone who stole a lot of my friends work and tried to kickstart it lol serial plagiarizer

HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 12h

I love buying 2nd hand books because I found a Hastings receipt between the pages for a DIFFERENT late 90s release. Hastings went out of business in 2016.

HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 15h

my local ph bakery is up posting their bilo bilo at night like they ain't closed. i live so close i could walk there. unfair.

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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 21h

i think about this tweet a lot

tweet from @arod_twit:

"characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy."

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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 1d

Friday at last…

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 27d

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HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 1d

if I don't get tickets to banana ball this upcoming season I'm gonna crash out

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 2d

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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DIO @danielirizarri.bsky.social · 2d

I think what's impressive about TRON is that, visually, it's still so much more interesting than any of it's sequels. It's crazy that they tried update this digital world by making it as 'realistically rendered' as possible. It's a complete misunderstanding of the original's charm.

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HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 1d

ohhhhh noooooo i just saw.............. lord

HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 1d

king

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HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 1d

he returned when i needed him the most

Alfabusa @alfabusa.bsky.social · 1d

HEJ.

NEW AUDODRAMA GOING OUT TODAY!?
YES. I AM! It's about werewolfes, and where they are wherewolves!!!!!!!!! There may be soup.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuV...