marafish
@marafish.bsky.social
I am a fish person. kinda cute, in a queen of the undead sort of way. she/they.
TLV
you think you're ready, but you're not.
you think you're ready, but you're not.
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 AM
TLV
you think you're ready, but you're not.
you think you're ready, but you're not.
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That ham sandwich has HANDS now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
That ham sandwich has HANDS now.
hi EWR
I don't want to be here either.
I don't want to be here either.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
hi EWR
I don't want to be here either.
I don't want to be here either.
I thought we left sweatsuits in the 80s
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I thought we left sweatsuits in the 80s
this fucking government took down the webpage containing all the CODIS statistics.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
this fucking government took down the webpage containing all the CODIS statistics.
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we chaos muppets usually just need some peanut butter ok
Most chaos muppets are yetzer hatov! They’re just a little … metabolically unregulated
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
we chaos muppets usually just need some peanut butter ok
"sparkly flashing animated capybaras" is my new band name.
a capybara with a lemon on its head is swimming in a pool of yellow balls
Alt: a capybara with a yellow citrus fruit on its head is swimming in a pool dotted with more of the same fruit. only its head is visible above the water. the camera pans out and the capybara looks directly at the viewer and flares its nostrils.
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"sparkly flashing animated capybaras" is my new band name.
relevant to many of yalls interests.
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
relevant to many of yalls interests.
what do you mean ROFL isn't a word, spelling bee?
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
what do you mean ROFL isn't a word, spelling bee?
100% agree
It was the Cubs winning the World Series that doomed us all.
I’m beginning to think we shifted into this utterly stupid timeline in 2016 when Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen died. Things have been pretty bad since then.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
100% agree
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If little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, and little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, our resident expert has informed us that little nonbinaries are made of pineapple, cats, and demon rats.
a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
Alt: a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, and little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, our resident expert has informed us that little nonbinaries are made of pineapple, cats, and demon rats.
today I experienced Supervised Peeing by An Cat.
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
today I experienced Supervised Peeing by An Cat.
look, I get that you want to play the piano. however, (a) you live in a townhouse and (b) it is 9pm. and (c) I want to sleep.
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
look, I get that you want to play the piano. however, (a) you live in a townhouse and (b) it is 9pm. and (c) I want to sleep.
attorneys in your area now using hallucination machine to cross examine expert witnesses. click here for more info! /s
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
attorneys in your area now using hallucination machine to cross examine expert witnesses. click here for more info! /s
happy no pants thursday (observed)!
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
happy no pants thursday (observed)!
it just took me three tries to put my shirt on correctly. I really hope this is not an omen for the rest of the day.
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
it just took me three tries to put my shirt on correctly. I really hope this is not an omen for the rest of the day.
being up this early on a weekend should be illegal
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
being up this early on a weekend should be illegal
where does all the snot come from?
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
where does all the snot come from?
for the record:
IAD, not ever again.
IAD, not ever again.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
for the record:
IAD, not ever again.
IAD, not ever again.
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I fucking love social media sometimes, I swear, especially when we're all just giant fucking nerds about incredibly cool shit
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I fucking love social media sometimes, I swear, especially when we're all just giant fucking nerds about incredibly cool shit
home again jiggety jig.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
home again jiggety jig.
I wanted to be the medical examiner.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I wanted to be the medical examiner.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.
is there anyone who *enjoys* weaving in their tails?
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
is there anyone who *enjoys* weaving in their tails?
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.