@hilliatfields.bsky.social
Hilliat Fields is the band. Marcus Druce is in the band.
No "Chat" (DMs) due to age verification thing.
https://hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/music
No "Chat" (DMs) due to age verification thing.
https://hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/music
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Scraping Faeces Off The Wall: An NHS cleaner's Covid memoir
Buy Scraping Faeces Off The Wall: An NHS cleaner's Covid memoir by Druce, Marcus, Wombat, Michael (ISBN: 9798836952754) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Less expensive than #TheMonarchy
More truthful than #BorisJohnson
More useful than #MattHancock
Not as thick as #NadineDorries
Stronger spine than #KierStarmer
it's...
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More truthful than #BorisJohnson
More useful than #MattHancock
Not as thick as #NadineDorries
Stronger spine than #KierStarmer
it's...
amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5
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Frigidarium.
The new album by Hilliat Fields.
14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/album/frigid...
The new album by Hilliat Fields.
14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/album/frigid...
Frigidarium., by Hilliat Fields
10 track album
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Frigidarium.
The new album by Hilliat Fields.
14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/album/frigid...
The new album by Hilliat Fields.
14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/album/frigid...
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Here's 7 from the new album Frigidarium.
On sale 14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/7-3
On sale 14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/7-3
7, by Hilliat Fields
from the album Frigidarium.
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Here's 7 from the new album Frigidarium.
On sale 14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/7-3
On sale 14/01/26
#NewMusic
hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/7-3
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Less expensive than #TheMonarchy
More truthful than #BorisJohnson
More useful than #MattHancock
Not as thick as #NadineDorries
Stronger spine than #KierStarmer
it's...
amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5
More truthful than #BorisJohnson
More useful than #MattHancock
Not as thick as #NadineDorries
Stronger spine than #KierStarmer
it's...
amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5
Scraping Faeces Off The Wall: An NHS cleaner's Covid memoir
Buy Scraping Faeces Off The Wall: An NHS cleaner's Covid memoir by Druce, Marcus, Wombat, Michael (ISBN: 9798836952754) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
amzn.eu
August 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Less expensive than #TheMonarchy
More truthful than #BorisJohnson
More useful than #MattHancock
Not as thick as #NadineDorries
Stronger spine than #KierStarmer
it's...
amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5
More truthful than #BorisJohnson
More useful than #MattHancock
Not as thick as #NadineDorries
Stronger spine than #KierStarmer
it's...
amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5
7.5hrs of work.
& then 9 days off.
Hell yeah.
Goddam beautiful day.
& then 9 days off.
Hell yeah.
Goddam beautiful day.
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM
7.5hrs of work.
& then 9 days off.
Hell yeah.
Goddam beautiful day.
& then 9 days off.
Hell yeah.
Goddam beautiful day.
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MY PETS (Palindrome)
Dog.
A sad dog
or fat cat.
Nine dragons
(no garden intact).
A frog,
odd as a god.
Dog.
A sad dog
or fat cat.
Nine dragons
(no garden intact).
A frog,
odd as a god.
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 AM
MY PETS (Palindrome)
Dog.
A sad dog
or fat cat.
Nine dragons
(no garden intact).
A frog,
odd as a god.
Dog.
A sad dog
or fat cat.
Nine dragons
(no garden intact).
A frog,
odd as a god.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Asked to explain a Freudian Slip, I remembered this old joke.
Woman 1 "What's the most embarrassing you've said?"
W2 "Awful Freudian Slip. In America. Buying train tickets. Woman behind the counter had really big boobs. I mean, great boobs. Massive. Couldn't take my eyes off them. I wanted...
Woman 1 "What's the most embarrassing you've said?"
W2 "Awful Freudian Slip. In America. Buying train tickets. Woman behind the counter had really big boobs. I mean, great boobs. Massive. Couldn't take my eyes off them. I wanted...
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Asked to explain a Freudian Slip, I remembered this old joke.
Woman 1 "What's the most embarrassing you've said?"
W2 "Awful Freudian Slip. In America. Buying train tickets. Woman behind the counter had really big boobs. I mean, great boobs. Massive. Couldn't take my eyes off them. I wanted...
Woman 1 "What's the most embarrassing you've said?"
W2 "Awful Freudian Slip. In America. Buying train tickets. Woman behind the counter had really big boobs. I mean, great boobs. Massive. Couldn't take my eyes off them. I wanted...
Me "I was just thinking of you."
Woman who broke my heart *smiling* "Yeah?"
Me "Yeah. Have you got toothache?"
WWBMH "No."
Me "Oh. Well, that didn't work."
Woman who broke my heart *smiling* "Yeah?"
Me "Yeah. Have you got toothache?"
WWBMH "No."
Me "Oh. Well, that didn't work."
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Me "I was just thinking of you."
Woman who broke my heart *smiling* "Yeah?"
Me "Yeah. Have you got toothache?"
WWBMH "No."
Me "Oh. Well, that didn't work."
Woman who broke my heart *smiling* "Yeah?"
Me "Yeah. Have you got toothache?"
WWBMH "No."
Me "Oh. Well, that didn't work."
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Piglets ferreting around after a pear and their mum scoffing an apple.
The pig is very big and black with a pink snout. Some of the piglets are black and some have a white stripe around their midriff.
The pig is very big and black with a pink snout. Some of the piglets are black and some have a white stripe around their midriff.
January 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Piglets ferreting around after a pear and their mum scoffing an apple.
The pig is very big and black with a pink snout. Some of the piglets are black and some have a white stripe around their midriff.
The pig is very big and black with a pink snout. Some of the piglets are black and some have a white stripe around their midriff.
Had a vegan cheese savory sandwich for lunch.
I know it was vegan because it said Vegan Cheese Savory on the packet.
And, further down, suitable for vegans.
I asked the lady in the shop if it contained meat.
"I...I'm not sure." she said.
I know it was vegan because it said Vegan Cheese Savory on the packet.
And, further down, suitable for vegans.
I asked the lady in the shop if it contained meat.
"I...I'm not sure." she said.
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Had a vegan cheese savory sandwich for lunch.
I know it was vegan because it said Vegan Cheese Savory on the packet.
And, further down, suitable for vegans.
I asked the lady in the shop if it contained meat.
"I...I'm not sure." she said.
I know it was vegan because it said Vegan Cheese Savory on the packet.
And, further down, suitable for vegans.
I asked the lady in the shop if it contained meat.
"I...I'm not sure." she said.
Odd day.
In that I wasn't working with morons.
Which was...nice.
Home.
9min 50sec belter recorded.
Beer?
Beer.
In that I wasn't working with morons.
Which was...nice.
Home.
9min 50sec belter recorded.
Beer?
Beer.
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Odd day.
In that I wasn't working with morons.
Which was...nice.
Home.
9min 50sec belter recorded.
Beer?
Beer.
In that I wasn't working with morons.
Which was...nice.
Home.
9min 50sec belter recorded.
Beer?
Beer.
*sets-up imaginary drum kit*
Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish.
*phones work*
"Hello, work? I can't come in today. I have an imaginary drum kit. Listen. Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish."
Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish.
*phones work*
"Hello, work? I can't come in today. I have an imaginary drum kit. Listen. Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish."
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 AM
*sets-up imaginary drum kit*
Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish.
*phones work*
"Hello, work? I can't come in today. I have an imaginary drum kit. Listen. Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish."
Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish.
*phones work*
"Hello, work? I can't come in today. I have an imaginary drum kit. Listen. Bum tish. B'bum tish. Bum tish. B'bum t'tish."
@littlehen.bsky.social Thank you. x
(Hope you like it.)
(Hope you like it.)
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
@littlehen.bsky.social Thank you. x
(Hope you like it.)
(Hope you like it.)
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Friends with proper jobs that their families don't refer to as "a hobby" tell me they've just been paid so if that's you and you like my pictures please consider buying a print x marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Friends with proper jobs that their families don't refer to as "a hobby" tell me they've just been paid so if that's you and you like my pictures please consider buying a print x marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Another bonkers day at work with morons.
It's not a case of How on Earth did you get this job?
Or even How do you even keep your job?
More How the fuck do you get dressed in the mornings?
Anyway...9min 45sec piece recorded.
God bless Rock n Roll, eh?
It's not a case of How on Earth did you get this job?
Or even How do you even keep your job?
More How the fuck do you get dressed in the mornings?
Anyway...9min 45sec piece recorded.
God bless Rock n Roll, eh?
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Another bonkers day at work with morons.
It's not a case of How on Earth did you get this job?
Or even How do you even keep your job?
More How the fuck do you get dressed in the mornings?
Anyway...9min 45sec piece recorded.
God bless Rock n Roll, eh?
It's not a case of How on Earth did you get this job?
Or even How do you even keep your job?
More How the fuck do you get dressed in the mornings?
Anyway...9min 45sec piece recorded.
God bless Rock n Roll, eh?
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WORD FACT
The longest palindromic word in the Oxford English Dictionary was coined in James Joyce’s Ulysses. It describes a knock at the door:
Tattarrattat
The longest palindromic word in the Oxford English Dictionary was coined in James Joyce’s Ulysses. It describes a knock at the door:
Tattarrattat
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 AM
WORD FACT
The longest palindromic word in the Oxford English Dictionary was coined in James Joyce’s Ulysses. It describes a knock at the door:
Tattarrattat
The longest palindromic word in the Oxford English Dictionary was coined in James Joyce’s Ulysses. It describes a knock at the door:
Tattarrattat
That bastard, wobbly, stabby, tooth has finally fallen out.
HURRAH!
Goddam beautiful day.
HURRAH!
Goddam beautiful day.
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
That bastard, wobbly, stabby, tooth has finally fallen out.
HURRAH!
Goddam beautiful day.
HURRAH!
Goddam beautiful day.
When it comes to describing my music, the best compliment was from Mike from (the mighty) Longstone who said that he couldn't hear my influences.
Someone else emailed me to say "Your music is shit. Like 1 Direction but without the imagination."
Someone else emailed me to say "Your music is shit. Like 1 Direction but without the imagination."
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When it comes to describing my music, the best compliment was from Mike from (the mighty) Longstone who said that he couldn't hear my influences.
Someone else emailed me to say "Your music is shit. Like 1 Direction but without the imagination."
Someone else emailed me to say "Your music is shit. Like 1 Direction but without the imagination."
Flat inspection. Estate Agent was so chuffed that they had used AI to do their Xmas cards instead of paying an artist £500.
"That's £500 the artist could have used to pay their rent." I said.
People just don't get it, do they?
"That's £500 the artist could have used to pay their rent." I said.
People just don't get it, do they?
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Flat inspection. Estate Agent was so chuffed that they had used AI to do their Xmas cards instead of paying an artist £500.
"That's £500 the artist could have used to pay their rent." I said.
People just don't get it, do they?
"That's £500 the artist could have used to pay their rent." I said.
People just don't get it, do they?
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The amazing Little Ghosts crew are adding to workspace renovation to be even awesomer than they already are, and need some c01ns to help! Please help out if you're in a position to do so, and boost the signal! Horror bookshops yayyy!!
Hey friends, can I ask you all to give our @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social Crowdfundr a look? Any amount helps us with our workspace renovation plans, if you're not able (which I understand!), if you could share the link that would be amazing. Love you all! 🤗🧡 👻📚
crowdfundr.com/littleghosts...
crowdfundr.com/littleghosts...
Little Ghosts Books Workshop Space
Little Ghosts Books horror bookstore & community hub is looking to expand its space by renovating our back garage into a studio to host our workshops, book clubs, and author events.
crowdfundr.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The amazing Little Ghosts crew are adding to workspace renovation to be even awesomer than they already are, and need some c01ns to help! Please help out if you're in a position to do so, and boost the signal! Horror bookshops yayyy!!
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