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His Royal Madjesty
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In 1965, after concluding what was mans first space walk and after nearly having lost his oxygen and therefore his life on that same walk, cosmonaut Alexei Leonov was told by his colleague to calm down before they reentered Earth's orbit. Maybe he could write down some of his impressions...
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Der Bundeskanzler setzt seine erfolgreiche Auslandsreise fort.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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@hisroyalmadjesty.bsky.social has swears! They've used 50 profanities in their last 1,678 posts.

🥇 "shit" (13 times)
🥈 "hell" (6 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (3 times)
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🙋🏻‍♂️ @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Yahteh!"-Rabbithole:

Vor 2-3 Wochen habe ich die ersten beiden Staffeln der Serie "Dark Winds" gesehen, sie spielt in den 1970ern in der Navajo-Reservation. Die Figuren dort grüßen sich üblicherweise mit "Yahteh!", auf Navajo soviel wie "Hallo!"

Das Wort war mir nicht neu, tatsächlich kannte...
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
KODIAC ZILLER
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
80er-Throwback: Pfleger Mischa blättert in einem Comicheft, eigentlich kaum zu erkennen.
Ich denke mir sofort: "Klarer Fall: Clever & Smart, Da kommt der Minister - und weg ist er! Echter Klassiker! MUSS es sein!"

Gegoogelt und NATÜRLICH ist es das! 🤣🤣🤣
Huldigt meinem enzyklopädischen Wissen! 😁
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Das Porno-Pergament aus ..wait for it .. Melk! 😅
Mysteriöses Fragment: Das Porno-Pergament aus der Klosterbibliothek: In einer Benediktinerabtei wurde zufällig ein mysteriöses Fragment aus dem Mittelalter gefunden. Der Inhalt gab Rätsel auf, dann machte ein Forscher eine vulgäre Entdeckung.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Ah, yes.
Another age of very simple solutions.
So, traffic is...an immigrant problem?!
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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If Trump's plan does not wake up European states to the reality that the US under his leadership is an existential threat to freedom on the continent--nothing will.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump's plan is so grotesque and makes the US such an enemy of European freedom, that European states should have no other option than to tell Trump to shove it where the sun does not shine.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ich habe Kopfschmerzen.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Mistakes... sometimes stuff just happens, right?

youtu.be/kZUPCB9533Y?...
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Meilenstein der wissenschaftlichen Fotografie:

Physikern ist eine kleine Sensation gelungen: Ein Foto mit der grössten Konzentration von Korruptionsenergie, die jemals gemessen wurde.

Die Korruptions-Vibes, die von den beiden im Bild zu sehenden Polen ausgehen...
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Es gibt Bücherregale und es gibt Bücherregale
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
YouTube-Untertitelfunktion auch wieder am Limit. 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Welcome to the resistance, Marjorie Taylor Greene. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What a beauty!
Luxurious duck-shaped vessel carved from a single piece of rock crystal around 3,500 years ago!

From Bronze Age Mycenae, it is said to be an exquisite example of imported Minoan stoneworking. Probably used to hold oils or cosmetics.

National Archaeological Museum Athens Greece

📷 me

#Archaeology
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Katastrophale Entscheidung. Nachdem die Wahlen gezeogt haben, dass die Wähler die Demokraten kämpfen sehen wollen, geben 8 von ihnen nun einfach auf und lassen Trumps Deal durchgehen, ohne im Gegenzug etwas von ihm zu erhalten. Völliges Versagen, absolute Niederlage der Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Für mich überzeugend
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sehr gutes Interview zu rechten Einstellungen in der Gesellschaft, die oft falsche Sichtweise auf ihre Entstehung und den Umgang mit ihnen.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Denkt mehr an Elser, als an Stauffenberg.
July 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Men will literally destroy the planet to build an AI to create weird images of girls to tell them that they're loved instead of going to therapy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM