HJ Preller
hjpreller.bsky.social
HJ Preller
@hjpreller.bsky.social
Harold James Preller. @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Blue Sky that's sweeping #PadresBlueSky. Not the actual Padres uh blueskying dick jokes!
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poopner with an empty shopping cart. perfect microcosm
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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now that he’s a public figure it’s okay for me to point out that WelshFriar resembles a cartoon mouse a wizard cast a spell on to turn into a human
We stopped gatekeeping and now there’s a psychopath and a weird lil guy from the uk “representing” “us” on the “fan council” lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Some shallow systems are fun to dig around in. The Padres are not one of those systems. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: San Diego Padres Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
There will be no suspense this year as to which team ranks lowest in our prospect evaluations.
www.baseballprospectus.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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@hjpreller.bsky.social and I sat down at HJ Manor to discuss all the latest Padres news and we continue to stoke the Great Podcast Wars. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 162 – Salaam Alaikum To Our New Owners
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · 11/15/2025 · 1 sec
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November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The @sandiegouniontribune.com is a fucking embarrassment. Tom Krasovic pushing for a sale to Jeff Fucking Moorad. “Would a Moorad-Greupner reunion ease the challenges of an ownership transition? Seems plausible.” Unreal. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/11/13/t...
Tom Krasovic: Would a Padres sale help the club win it all?
The simple answer is: we don’t know.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I guess this explains why San Antonio uses a handheld radar gun they purchased from Walmart (batteries not included)
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Usually I’d worry that the padres are about to be pawned off to some private equity ghouls and stripped for parts but it’s about to be Seals season
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Doesn’t seem great that the team had to take $150M in cash calls the last two years!
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don’t think there’s enough on hiring Stammen to do a podcast because we know nothing about his managerial style or tendencies. We know he’s besties with players and he’s a vibes hire. Meanwhile, our Shildt issues were all strategic and we have no clue if Stammen is the fix for that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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If you’re a Padres employee and can get a copy of this list please DM me or @hjpreller.bsky.social. There’s a free brunch for you and all your friends at Lips in it for you. Unlimited mimosas, baby!!
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If the only prerequisite was being on the 2022 roster, I would have chosen Robinson Cano or preferably Nabil Crismatt.
A half-dozen San Diego Padres players remain from Craig Stammen’s last season with the team — Manny Machado, Jake Cronenworth, Yu Darvish, Adrian Morejón, Joe Musgrove and Fernando Tatis Jr. SOURCE: The San Diego Union-Tribune
Padres hire Craig Stammen as manager
Former Padres relief pitcher becomes team’s 19th full-time manager.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Craig Stammen is the first manager in MLB history to have given up 4 consecutive home runs as an MLB pitcher. #History #Research #Journalism #CompletelyFreeAndAdFree
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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They interviewed Pujols so Greupner could get this phone number and a couple of selfies
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Who’s the funniest option for next manager of the Padres who is already in the org and spying for someone in the front office? It’s gotta be Craig Stammen, right?
September 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lol padres
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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When I moved to Arizona during the onset of the pandemic in 2020, I rediscovered poetry while wandering the desert. It came back in short bursts at first until I moved back to San Diego. This is my first book, a toe in the waters as I begin longer projects. Your support is greatly appreciated.
AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER (11/11): our first release! “You Can’t Discover What Was Always There”

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Pepper Peak Publications
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November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Hey, that’s me!
AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER (11/11): our first release! “You Can’t Discover What Was Always There”

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Pepper Peak Publications
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November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Don Orsillo just walked up to the podium and announced Yu Darvish had surgery. No one was even seated yet. They’re taking the chairs down
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“2025 will always be remembered as the season bunts were fetishized and batting titles were prized above winning.”
New article: Expected Value

-Baseball’s new win conditions

-IKF and baseball orthodoxy

-The Default State

letters2aj.substack.com/p/expected-v...
Expected Value
And Risk Aversion
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November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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hey @ajpreller you like what you see
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hoffman thought it was game 163 in 2007
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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¿invitarlo a entrar? 🧛🏠🤔

🔁 sí 🙂‍↕️ 🤍 no 🙂‍↔️
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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for any prospective Padres managers reading this out there, the correct response to “Where do you see yourself in two years?” is “estranged from my family, friends, players, assistant coaches, and you personally, Mr Preller”
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM