olivia 🍷🎶
@hobisexually.bsky.social
she/her • 34 • nsfw (ao3: onlyhuman) • 🩷💜💙
loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?
loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?
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olivia 🍷🎶
@hobisexually.bsky.social
· Nov 7
hi! you can call me liv. I write fic when my brain will let me, and have an agenda to dramatically increase all hobi pairings as nsfw as possible ✨
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Like father like son.
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Like father like son.
I love this man with everything I have
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I love this man with everything I have
not just me who thinks that pic feels off, no? happy to see them together but it’s not just that it’s mirrored, almost all of them look. not quite themselves? it’s throwing me off
February 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
not just me who thinks that pic feels off, no? happy to see them together but it’s not just that it’s mirrored, almost all of them look. not quite themselves? it’s throwing me off
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that's a face that says, "this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys, and god help me I love them"
Namjoon when he knows someone at this table is about to say something ridiculous and / or provacative and he will have no choice but to continue adoring them forever and ever
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
that's a face that says, "this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys, and god help me I love them"
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Sometimes you think that what you need is for two fictional characters to kiss, but sometimes what you truly need is for THREE fictional characters to kiss
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Sometimes you think that what you need is for two fictional characters to kiss, but sometimes what you truly need is for THREE fictional characters to kiss
have a #wipwednesday since this useless bisexual was confronted headfirst with her own useless bisexuality and decided to channel riri and her bangtan boys 🙂↔️
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
have a #wipwednesday since this useless bisexual was confronted headfirst with her own useless bisexuality and decided to channel riri and her bangtan boys 🙂↔️
RATTLING AT MY CAGE
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
RATTLING AT MY CAGE
so what if I said this was my favorite trope and what if I said that this went above and beyond and I can not stop thinking about Yoongi in this now because what the fuck
legs jerk/overworked
💦 poly rapline
💦 explicit
💦 woke up with a pussy, wet and messy, multiple orgasms, size difference
💦 16k
💦 Hoseok woke up with a pussy. that's it, that's the fic.
commissioned by and moodboard by @allmostblue.bsky.social
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💦 poly rapline
💦 explicit
💦 woke up with a pussy, wet and messy, multiple orgasms, size difference
💦 16k
💦 Hoseok woke up with a pussy. that's it, that's the fic.
commissioned by and moodboard by @allmostblue.bsky.social
link in reply
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
so what if I said this was my favorite trope and what if I said that this went above and beyond and I can not stop thinking about Yoongi in this now because what the fuck
TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY
girl group bangtan dick acquisition threadfic
🍆 cisswap au
🍆 magic temporary genital swap
🍆 dorm setting for reasons
🍆 sorry/you’re welcome
so the thing is, namjoo’s heard of this happening before. it’s not even that rare. she just didn’t think it would happen to *her*.
🍆 cisswap au
🍆 magic temporary genital swap
🍆 dorm setting for reasons
🍆 sorry/you’re welcome
so the thing is, namjoo’s heard of this happening before. it’s not even that rare. she just didn’t think it would happen to *her*.
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY
my most unhinged plan to date: booking a flight to Seoul so I’ll be there during the Goyang shows 🏃🏽♀️
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
my most unhinged plan to date: booking a flight to Seoul so I’ll be there during the Goyang shows 🏃🏽♀️
also used my army bomb as a mood lamp at said party because you can’t dictate what I do, h*be <3
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
also used my army bomb as a mood lamp at said party because you can’t dictate what I do, h*be <3
celebrated my birthday belatedly this weekend by throwing a house party (I’m still on cloud nine about how well it went and how loved I am) but my crushes from different stages in life that I’m still friends with were all in the same room and let me tell you, that is CONFUSING AS FUCK to navigate 😵💫
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
celebrated my birthday belatedly this weekend by throwing a house party (I’m still on cloud nine about how well it went and how loved I am) but my crushes from different stages in life that I’m still friends with were all in the same room and let me tell you, that is CONFUSING AS FUCK to navigate 😵💫
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February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
totally normal about this and especially about how low Hoseok’s legs can go. this is fine first thing in the morning TOTALLY FINE
going insane i’m fucking going insane i’m genuinely i
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 AM
totally normal about this and especially about how low Hoseok’s legs can go. this is fine first thing in the morning TOTALLY FINE
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you know that cozy feeling when you’re half-asleep on the couch at a family / friends gathering? you can hear everyone talking and laughing but you don’t have to worry about contributing, you just feel at home and warm and safe, just as you are? maybe that’s how he feels with them. I hope so.
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
you know that cozy feeling when you’re half-asleep on the couch at a family / friends gathering? you can hear everyone talking and laughing but you don’t have to worry about contributing, you just feel at home and warm and safe, just as you are? maybe that’s how he feels with them. I hope so.
I’m sorry I need to date her IMMEDIATELY
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I’m sorry I need to date her IMMEDIATELY
great I’m breaking out of my cage again
J-Hope's "Take the stress and Louis off of me" is a wildly sexy lyric. I think it is so particularly sexy to me because usually men would sing about being the one to take off other peoples clothes...it doesnt seem like a huge difference, but it is so hot to me that he phrased it this way instead.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
great I’m breaking out of my cage again
somehow the happiness on their faces is the worst part about this entire thing (I love them your honour)
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
somehow the happiness on their faces is the worst part about this entire thing (I love them your honour)
10/10, no notes, excellent in every way (but Hoseok was a high note)
And now, a collaborative thread from super tuna enjoyer, @sgmnyg7.bsky.social, and @allmostblue.bsky.social:
BTS as classic rap songs
BTS as classic rap songs
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
10/10, no notes, excellent in every way (but Hoseok was a high note)
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February 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
weirdly I read fic before I consumed any of their actual content, as my friend knew fic was the way to my heart!! the very first I read was sope, then yoonjin & yoonmin, as she figured yoongi would get to me emotionally (she was right). the ship to give me The Tingles ™️ was and is hopekook though 🙂↔️
Inspired by my conversation with Abby, a new question for the week! What was everyone’s very first favorite BTS ship? 👀 what ship had you trawling AO3 from the get-go? 👀
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
weirdly I read fic before I consumed any of their actual content, as my friend knew fic was the way to my heart!! the very first I read was sope, then yoonjin & yoonmin, as she figured yoongi would get to me emotionally (she was right). the ship to give me The Tingles ™️ was and is hopekook though 🙂↔️
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And when the documentary is 30% of Jungkook seeking out Hobi for cuddles 🤌
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
And when the documentary is 30% of Jungkook seeking out Hobi for cuddles 🤌
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jk's hands on hobi's face!!!!!!!!!! handsonface hands on face hands onFACE!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨 I'm rejuvenated I'm alive I'm consuming my crumbs with great vigor
February 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
jk's hands on hobi's face!!!!!!!!!! handsonface hands on face hands onFACE!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨 I'm rejuvenated I'm alive I'm consuming my crumbs with great vigor
fuck I’m obsessed
🐨❤️🐿️ #kinkaminkart
NJ didn't even bother fully undressing this tease because 1) his shirt is so useless it might as well not be there and 2) the necklaces bouncing against those pecs is just more horny fuel for the fire. Spy the belly bulge... 🫣🔥
Uncropped: www.patreon.com/posts/135249...
NJ didn't even bother fully undressing this tease because 1) his shirt is so useless it might as well not be there and 2) the necklaces bouncing against those pecs is just more horny fuel for the fire. Spy the belly bulge... 🫣🔥
Uncropped: www.patreon.com/posts/135249...
February 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
fuck I’m obsessed
watching Queer Eye (it’s lost its charm after all the drama since basically the Austin season, but hey) and watching this firefighter single mom — with walls up to the sky, biting every single hand offered to her out of pure fear she will get hurt again — made me think, weirdly, of Yoongi
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
watching Queer Eye (it’s lost its charm after all the drama since basically the Austin season, but hey) and watching this firefighter single mom — with walls up to the sky, biting every single hand offered to her out of pure fear she will get hurt again — made me think, weirdly, of Yoongi