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homieguzzler
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professional gooch explorer
🏳️‍⚧️ woman
if you played archeage you're braver than the troops
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
those vorta b freakin it
Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
*teleports behind u, karate chops ur nuts n dick off making u get bottom surgery before me*
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'm trying out this bsky thing again and the for you page doesn't make me irrationally angry, it shows me funny people and fat boy butts!! fuck yes!!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"my wife will like this post" this is what u sound like. dork!! lol! FUCK you
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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i am the undefeated champion in beating my dick, that thing will never win
December 18, 2024 at 6:41 AM
L
December 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
america and japan are in a "who can assassinate the coolest" competition and imma be real, all american agent 47 CLEARS shinzo abe doohickey, that cctv footage was ice cold
December 4, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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not enough guys trying to impress jodie foster these days
November 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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The future will be shock resistant
December 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
married to birch n poly with our boyfriend richter, he lives in a cage under our bed we give him estrogen injections when hes a good puppy
November 29, 2024 at 6:37 AM
there are new alife mods on the nexus... and I can't try them... aoooiutjtbbbhgbgbhh I am in ANGUISH LET ME HOME I NEED TO GO ON MY HONEYMOON TO WILD ISLAND WITH BIRCH
November 29, 2024 at 6:36 AM
came for dawn chorus art, stayed for all your art in general. your expressions are fantastic and tbh seeing your socially awkward n violet memoir art got me into those vns as well.
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
November 27, 2024 at 7:37 PM
need a fursona so I can comm her In a freedom fit holding hands with birch
November 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
me when birch calls me her friend :3
November 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
autism takes over my mind like that mind control spore that ants have to deal with. I look into the abyss and a 14 yr old fujoshi from years gone by, acne and all, stares back...
November 27, 2024 at 5:52 PM
stalker 2 is the first game in years to make me feel genuinely attracted to non-furry characters and its so embarrassing to admit but..

birch,,, richter,, strider.... I thnk I haugh covid....
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I feel so bad for people playing with the English VAs, everyone having such range in emotion and character while skif sounds completely dead inside is great. this is the most stalker coded mc we've ever had.
November 27, 2024 at 8:29 AM
no spoilers but even only being a little bit into the story the cutscenes are honestly a joy to watch. the animations are so fluid it's a lot of fun how theatrical they can get. I didn't expect much in terms of character story wise but I've been pleasantly surprised.
November 27, 2024 at 8:28 AM
I hate being away from my pc ALL I WANNA DO IS PLAY STALKER 2 GET BEHIND ME ALL OF NOONTIDE I WILL PROTECT YOU MY AMNESIA PATIENTS.

"hey is it true there aren't emissions outside the zone?" OH MY GOD PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 AM
"hey reddit check out my heckin stalker cosplay" *trench coat, gas mask, maybe a sown in loner patch if there was effort*

dont even care, the cringe factor can't stop me, I will be that loser, reddit will yell at me, I will relish in their hatred as they immediately move on to complain about alife
November 27, 2024 at 8:17 AM
stalker was my first tism obsession years ago and being away from playing stalker 2 is really exacerbating my desire to indulge again. I wanna make cosplay, I wanna get warsaw pact guns, I even wanna brush off my rusty writing skills and write fanfiction, what the fuck is wrong with me
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I wanna make.. freedom cosplay.. and run into the woods never 2 return..
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 AM
the yuri... its doomed...
November 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM