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if you played archeage you're braver than the troops
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wench.bsky.social
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
those vorta b freakin it
andrewcfrancis.bsky.social Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 20d
Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
Still from the 2009 Folgers incest commercial. The brother is pouring a cup of coffee into a mug. The sister is staring at him intently.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
I'm trying out this bsky thing again and the for you page doesn't make me irrationally angry, it shows me funny people and fat boy butts!! fuck yes!!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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boner.ink
i am the undefeated champion in beating my dick, that thing will never win
December 18, 2024 at 6:41 AM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
america and japan are in a "who can assassinate the coolest" competition and imma be real, all american agent 47 CLEARS shinzo abe doohickey, that cctv footage was ice cold
December 4, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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boner.ink
not enough guys trying to impress jodie foster these days
November 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
The future will be shock resistant
December 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
there are new alife mods on the nexus... and I can't try them... aoooiutjtbbbhgbgbhh I am in ANGUISH LET ME HOME I NEED TO GO ON MY HONEYMOON TO WILD ISLAND WITH BIRCH
November 29, 2024 at 6:36 AM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
need a fursona so I can comm her In a freedom fit holding hands with birch
November 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
stalker 2 is the first game in years to make me feel genuinely attracted to non-furry characters and its so embarrassing to admit but..

birch,,, richter,, strider.... I thnk I haugh covid....
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
I hate being away from my pc ALL I WANNA DO IS PLAY STALKER 2 GET BEHIND ME ALL OF NOONTIDE I WILL PROTECT YOU MY AMNESIA PATIENTS.

"hey is it true there aren't emissions outside the zone?" OH MY GOD PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 AM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
I wanna make.. freedom cosplay.. and run into the woods never 2 return..
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 AM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
the yuri... its doomed...
November 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
vaxxed?
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
mfw ive never played a day of stalker: anomaly in my life
Count dooku, with a designated signature look of superiority, represents my high place among the stalker playerbase, my renown and presence letting all who know that I, homieguzzler, have not played a day of stalker anomaly in my life. "Are you ready to listen?" I ask. "Yes, ms. guzzler" says the anomaly player. "we're listening" say the vaguely fascist duty posters. "a-alright.." say the devs who unironically tried to put fucking nfts in stalker 2, what the fuck was up with that shit. Like, we have preorder shit that locks QUESTS AND CONTENT to higher tiers, like, did GSC get hard pressed by a publisher or some shit? I think the steam page said something about SEGA publishing the japanese release or whatever, did they fuck it over? I have no idea, who in their right minds would put fucking NFTS in a game. Like, I get it, its a basically new studio since the last iteration of GSC who actually made the stalker games dissolved, I think, but its still ridiculous that they actually thought it'd go through. Like, come on. If you take a look at the reddit people are genuinely advocating for people to preorder because they want you to support the game. I hope stalker 2 is good because that goodwill shouldn't be there after you're trying to put skins in a singleplayer game. anyways, im superior or something idk I forgot what the skeet was about. Why is there so much room for alt text. I still have like 525 characters to go after this sentence. I can write a whole fucking novel in here. Is anyone even reading this? I AM GOING TO PIRATE ALL OF THE SPECIAL EDITION CONTENT, I HOPE YOU DO TOO. IF YOURE READING THIS, PIRATE THE SPECIAL EDITION CONTENT, JUST DO IT. BUY THE GAME OFC BUT PIRATE LOCKED CONTENT. I'm playing through mass effect 2 while i wait and i totally forgot when thane chooses a room to stay in he picks life support. the terminally ill character picks the room labled fucking "life support" to sleep in. like, thane, ur bein a diva at this point. cumcumcumcumcumcumc
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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duskdev.bsky.social
It's going to be bad tomorrow when an entire generation of fans experiences for the first time what playing a S.T.A.L.K.E.R game at launch is like.
November 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM
homieguzzler.bsky.social
just saw that a robot fucker followed me.... idk how to feel about this... #scaredandalone 😨😨😨😈😨😨
November 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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devotionoath.bsky.social
THEY HATE TO SEETH IT BUT ALAS, THIS BE WHAT PEAK BUTCH PERFORMANCE LOOKETH LIKE
November 11, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .
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November 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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lintufriikki.bsky.social
baby krogans for N7 Day as is tradition!! 💖
🦜 #art #lintuart #masseffect #n7day
November 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM