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hourlongsauce.bsky.social
It’s Dana, actually
@hourlongsauce.bsky.social
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One half of The Mixed Tag Podcast | Awkward AF | Skol 💜 Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · May 28
For someone who loves posts about cats and HR, you’d be surprised at how filthy I am.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 6h
So you guys got crushes over here or?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 6h
I’ll sign up for anything to get a free T-shirt that I’ll throw in a drawer and never wear.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 21h
Anyone with a taco emoji gets my full attention.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 23h
a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 23h
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says why thank you !
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 23h
a woman with her eyes closed and her hands folded says no you are
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 23h
Me losing my shit but only because you are so kind as to QP me! Thank you, my friend! 🥰
kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 1d
Remember that time we all joined mastodon? Wait… we’re doing it again?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 1d
I just had to be patient.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 1d
All I want is for someone to do TikTok dances with me. Is that too much to ask?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 1d
So weird to see this today. I just dreamed last night that I shit my pants.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 1d
Do you ever just forget where you keep things and then one day you randomly try to throw trash under the kitchen sink even though that was two houses ago?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 2d
For a very brief moment I thought it was Thursday and dammit all to hell it’s only Wednesday.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 3d
Can I fax it to you? No Cindy, it’s 2025!
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 4d
Reactivated my online dating profile after a year. Same guys, same bios, just with one more picture of a fish.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 4d
I’m screenshot stuff so I can zoom in to read it years old.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 5d
🥰
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 5d
I’m here! Sometimes anyway. Still trying to find the rest of my twitterers…
a little girl is sitting in a toy car with the words on my way written on the bottom .
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 5d
Where did you get this photo of my bathroom?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 7d
Happy national boyfriend day to my boyfriend!

If only he knew he was my boyfriend…
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 8d
I miss original twitter. I haven’t found my people yet since it turned to shit.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 8d
Wait, what’s happening? I’m rarely here but was considering ditching threads to come here.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 8d
Only 4,351 days until I retire.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
So… still no DM rooms here yet?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
Good morning to everyone except my cat who threw up on my brand new comforter 40 minutes before my alarm this morning.
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