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From President Zelensky's official telegram account.
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Every real economist in America warned at the time he was imposing tariffs that it would affect each of these things, and deportations have affected the ability of farmers to access labor. This is all happening because of one man.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Show me a picture on your phone which has your energy but isn’t a selfie.”
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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"No one is helpless. No one is beyond helping." One part of the Log Lady's message in Twin Peaks: The Final Dossier I read today. All of the Log Lady's segments in the extra intros and supplemental material is getting to me way more these days. Think I used to just gloss over them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reading “Piranesi” by Susannah Clarke and thinking this would be a dream project for Christopher Nolan.

#ChristopherNolan #Piranesi #SusannahClarke
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Radcliffe and Maconie on BBC 6 music is one of my favourite things

Having it interrupted by breathless news bulletin telling me ‘government has banned taxis for asylum seekers’ *really isn’t*

New lines like ‘Home Office spent £1k over weekend on taxis’ would struggle to make a local newspaper
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Moose are ACAB
Meanwhile in Minnesota...
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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i fully agree with this theory and in my actual field, british architectural history, The Problem is that Salisbury Cathedral is built on top of a lake and no i am not exaggerating
between this and the FSO Safer (another ship at serious risk of exploding) I’m convinced every field has its “yeah, this is the problem that keeps me up at night” and I’m on a quest to learn about all of them
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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A bunch of folks have asked me what this looks like in local currency terms. Here's the chart.

It's a similar story: The performance of the U.S. stock market during the Trump presidency is... ~~meh~~
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I really like the way Bluesky runs out of posts. “You have scrolled too far” it says, sonorously, like an anchorite hermit on a pole in the desert, judging one’s works. “Go home. Stop scrolling. lol”.
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Orange Cats are Terrorists, I got 2 to prove it!
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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the bathrooms in the white house after I become president
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My email address? Certainly.

It’s:-

alllowercasedoubleyoudoubleyoudoubledotcomwww.sorrydeletethatsecondwreadthatback@ohstartagainwww.com

Can you read that back?
October 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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This is my Tom Holland Umbrella video.
I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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This is quite possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Watched The Prestige this weekend. Hugh Jackman’s character commissions a machine which duplicates whatever is put into it perfectly, but rather than putting gold bars into it he puts in:

(A) a hat, repeatedly
(B) One (1) cat
(C) himself, dozens of times, killing himself each time.

Is he stupid?!
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Target had its third straight quarter of slumping sales.

Their stock is in the tank.

Their CEO has resigned.

It all started when they scrapped their DEI initiatives to appease Trump.

They thought hate would make them profitable.

They were wrong.
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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When you’re definitely not guilty.
July 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM