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Squilliam S. Burroughs
@huckricardo.bsky.social
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Sometimes I post pics of my cat. Her name is Remington Fuzz. Otherwise I just drunkenly post random thoughts. …I promise it’s not gonna get LESS weird. Just unfollow now ✌️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈
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Oh, bluesky is public now?
That timing lines up just perfectly with me catching my first STI in my 41 years on this planet.
Welcome to the rice paddy mother fuckers!!!
I don’t have a flamethrower, but I do have a Cricket lighter and a can of Aquanet
Don’t worry, it could be worse. You could with someone and still feel alone
Well whatever they are, I love them and they’re super cute.
“That Robert Evans. He banged ‘em, didn’t he. He banged ‘em all”

….i realize that’s not from this, but still, probably the funniest delivery of any line in cinema history.
Trying is the first step to failure
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
Oh shit. I forgot I should be screaming into my carefully curated echo chamber. I’ve been posting my rage where my dumbfuck nazi relatives can see it. 🤷 whomp whomp
I think they start moving games around in like week 6 or something
Doing this again! Updated pics to follow. #crypticon #crypticonmn
Any of my 20 mutuals in Minnesota?? If so, stop by the Full Moon Features booth at Crypticon and say hi 👻
I just met Beth Stelling
😭 🫶😹😱😍🤪
Oh fuck! I think I missed the whole point of the thread….as I tend to do
…and also, awww! Thanks @brielikethechhes.bsky.social for reskeeting my lil Remi 😻
Sorry if that was too much 🫤
But yeah. Everything’s terrible.
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
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Oh? *sighs and observes the rest of the room*
Girl, you’re an 8.5 on your WORST day 💅