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julio / pathetic man enjoyer
@husbands.bsky.social
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formerly juliolio_ on the old bird site
🔞i post about whatever wet beast has captured my attention now🔞
AO3: cinnamonsnaps
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husbands.bsky.social
i actually do love the implications of these parts, especially side by side #svsss
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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no-hara21.bsky.social
簡体字版〜
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
husbands.bsky.social
my friends saw me with a beard and mustache for the first time this week and all of their expressions were like "holy shit who is this guy"

firmly confirmed i prefer the cleanshaven elfen twink look on myself and not the "chunky approachable man you meet at your local ttrpg shop" look
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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systemendless.bsky.social
constantly thinking about this post while rewatching madoka
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 AM
husbands.bsky.social
it's really funny reading american fic and because they pronounce their t's like d's they'll just misspell a random word. his eyes shuddered. he was like puddy in her hands. etc
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 AM
husbands.bsky.social
lrp was my long running dnd character for years. he was gorgeous to roleplay. a real "i'm not even a person, i'm a collection of stories and personas, and i don't feel anything" kinda vibe, right up until, uh oh, he's starting to feel something, oh no
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 AM
husbands.bsky.social
i went through a stage of forcing every single friend who stayed over to watch the scum villain donghua. it's easily been like 50 people. i thought those days were behind me.

my boyfriend hasn't watched it yet. i'm about to clockwork orange this bitch
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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eigenvectrix.myatproto.social
"I say, Jeeves! I've gone viral!" "Congratulations, sir." Jeeves bowed his head. "There's just one F-tier pull, in the proverbial gacha, if you catch my meaning. Said virality is localized entirely to Tumblr dot com." Jeeves raised his left eyebrow an eighth of an inch. "Sir?" Those who know Bertram Wooster know that he is nothing if not extremely online. But the Tumblrites' ways had me stymied, and I told Jeeves as much. "Take these tags, jeeves, from Tumblr user aziraphales-sweaty— Well, you can see this username, Jeeves. User A.S.C.A.B. reblogged with '#I'M GNAWING OFF MY OWN LEG'. What do you make of it?" "Perhaps I can offer illumination, sir." "Illuminate by all means, Jeeves. Listed pronouns are worm/worm, if that helps." "It is my understanding that in such matters, approbation can be discerned through the depth of emotion expressed, rather than the literal text." "You mean, worm is jolly well chuffed?" "Precisely, sir." "Naruhodo, Jeeves." A thought occurred. "Do *you* have a Tumblr account, by any chance?" Jeeves said nothing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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eigenvectrix.myatproto.social
Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
husbands.bsky.social
they are so cute. I would kill a man for season 2 or a live action
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
husbands.bsky.social
at this point they have been amicable with each other

FOR MAYBE ONE DAY

STOP

FUCKING

FLIRTING
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 PM
husbands.bsky.social
i feel like lbh force-choking zzl isn't talked about enough
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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sunnienights.bsky.social
I don't know how to describe it but sqq (both sy and sj) are kinda donald duck coded
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
husbands.bsky.social
never gonna forget when someone randomly spoiled Dumb Husky in the comments of my totally unrelated svsss fic. why did they do that
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
husbands.bsky.social
went to a larp last weekend where i was given a villain to play explicitly to get defeated by the "good guys" and let me tell you

holy shit

i unintentionally found myself living out the scum villain / shen jiu experience in the flesh
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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alur-chip.bsky.social
what a flirt

#bingqiu
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 AM
husbands.bsky.social
if you're frustrated that nobody has made the thing you really want, make it yourself. even if you're bad at it. ESPECIALLY if you're bad at it. if nobody is drawing your favourite character as a hedgehog and you want to see it, buddy, get drawing!!!!!! it's really good!!!!!!!!!! even if it's bad!!
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
husbands.bsky.social
has anyone actually found AI fics on ao3 or am i just super good at dodging that shit
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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wifebeam.bsky.social
I MISS HER SO BAD
wifebeam.bsky.social shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · Jan 25
this scene! happens right after sqq wakes up from the dream maze where lbh was ripping at his clothes bc he was wearing gyx’s robe lol
Shen Qingqiu decided to "borrow" someone else's clothes to wear. But, as soon as he'd finished "borrowing" them, flipping over the wall and landing on solid ground, he turned and saw a few people, staring at him while doing nothing else. You truly couldn't avoid your enemies; they were actually the couple of disciples from a miscellaneous sect he'd seen while wandering the roads during the festival last night. He'd yet to say a word, when the leader immediately flashed his blade and yelled fiercely, "Shen Qingqiu, so you were in this city! Today, us disciples of the Ba Qi Sect will enact justice on behalf of the heavens!" Truly such an authentic and standard actor's line. But why say you're enacting justice on behalf of the heavens or whatever; didn't you say it was for Huan Hua Palace's reward just yesterday? What's the point of saying one thing to my face but another behind my back? Also what is this Ba Qi Sect, never heard of it before! Shen Qingqiu didn't want to waste time on them. He slapped out a couple of freshly-baked talismans in succession, one on each person's forehead, and their limbs went stiff, without even the chance to block. He was in a bad mood: after he finished slapping on the talismans, he leisurely made a "ripping" motion with his hands. The next minute, those couple of disciples found their bodies moving against their will. "Why are you tearing my clothes?!" "Aren't you tearing mine too?!" "Shixiong, I'm sorry! But I can't control my hands!" Shen Qingqiu patted the plain white robes he'd just changed into and walked away without a backwards glance.
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 AM
husbands.bsky.social
the funniest chapter in svsss which gets me every fucking time i read it is 64, a.k.a hiding luo binghe in a bed while ZZL tries to administer hot coals. everything about it is funny. get it tattooed on me
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
husbands.bsky.social
he literally folded under zero pressure.

"i will run away forever !! the only thing worse than death is Gay Sex !!!!!"

"he's so sad tho. okay I guess a little gay sex is okay"

nothing happened between these two thoughts. he independently did this to himself.

king of clowns
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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thiscatdraws.bsky.social
Dungeons and Dragons and Danmei! I think the three MXTX shous would make a good DnD party, don’t you? ;3

[ #weiwuxian #xielian #shenqingqiu #fanart ]
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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datrava.bsky.social
#tgcf
June 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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hehearse.bsky.social
#svsss
1/2
A set of digital black and white inky looking fanarts for Scum villain's self-saving system. It's a square canvas separated in two equal black and white panels. On the black side is Gongyi Xiao, looking worried, with his hands behind his back. On the white side is Shen Qingqiu leaving, footprints behind him showing someone leaving his side, their footprints smaller than his. Same square canvas, but Gongyi Xiao's side grows narrower. Gongyi Xiao's face is closer now, he is clearly struggling watching whatever is in front of him, his eyes full of pity. Shen Qingqiu on his side is in the Water Prison, sitting on the ground with a black robe on his shoulders. His long hair curl around him together with a set of footprints encircling his fingure. Gongyi Xiao's face grows yet closer. He is distraught with tears welling in his eyes. His frame is even narrower. Shen Qingqiu is closer too, he is looking over his shoulder at Gongyi Xiao, his face unreadable. The black robe is sliding off his shoulder, revealing both the immortal-binding cables and the healing wounds on Shen Qingqiu's shoulders and neck. On the black robe there is a white design of naked branches and a heron sitting between them. The frames now merged, now only showing Shen Qingqiu's back and Gongyi Xiao's hands as he helps Shen Qingqiu put on a white robe. In the background, there is the black robe spread, the design on its sleeves showing now branches with tiny leaves and a heron with its wings spread mid flight.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM