julio / pathetic man enjoyer
@husbands.bsky.social
formerly juliolio_ on the old bird site
🔞i post about whatever wet beast has captured my attention now🔞
AO3: cinnamonsnaps
🔞i post about whatever wet beast has captured my attention now🔞
AO3: cinnamonsnaps
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get weirder. make your favourite media unpalatable to corporations. becoming delusional about the director's intentions and making a red string conspiracy board in a public forum is the equivalent of firing a few rounds to keep the rent down. it's your duty to make fan spaces WEIRD
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
get weirder. make your favourite media unpalatable to corporations. becoming delusional about the director's intentions and making a red string conspiracy board in a public forum is the equivalent of firing a few rounds to keep the rent down. it's your duty to make fan spaces WEIRD
normie sherlock moment. i:'m so proud of mainstream media consumers for finally unlocking their first fandom hysteria. please learn from us freaks - double down and make it weirder
one of the strangest fandom culture moments is going down right now; a section of the Stranger Things fanbase have convinced themselves that the last episode wasn't the *real* finale, & that there are cryptic clues hidden in the background of the series hinting at a secret *real* finale to air today
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
normie sherlock moment. i:'m so proud of mainstream media consumers for finally unlocking their first fandom hysteria. please learn from us freaks - double down and make it weirder
this fic is unbelievably fun. anonymous author i am pointing at you and saying "homestuck"
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
this fic is unbelievably fun. anonymous author i am pointing at you and saying "homestuck"
something so special about svsss where half the fanart looks like it's a scene from a horror movie
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
something so special about svsss where half the fanart looks like it's a scene from a horror movie
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I really love supporting fanfiction as a concept but im not into fix it fics or revisionism as much as I am into torturing barbie dolls as a child might so whenever a pro fanfic article goes viral im like yeah! thats not at all what im doing it for or how i feel about it but we’re on the same side!
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I really love supporting fanfiction as a concept but im not into fix it fics or revisionism as much as I am into torturing barbie dolls as a child might so whenever a pro fanfic article goes viral im like yeah! thats not at all what im doing it for or how i feel about it but we’re on the same side!
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In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous.
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous.
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
woke up in a steaming fucking mood btw (boyfriend didn't cuddle me before he went downstairs for breakfast)
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
woke up in a steaming fucking mood btw (boyfriend didn't cuddle me before he went downstairs for breakfast)
i"'ll always be a freak for spellcaster tropes where the caster has to damage themselves to make it happen. like they shoot lasers out their hands like it's nothing but you look again and their nose is gushing blood. magic that takes an unearthly toll on the body. it's good
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
i"'ll always be a freak for spellcaster tropes where the caster has to damage themselves to make it happen. like they shoot lasers out their hands like it's nothing but you look again and their nose is gushing blood. magic that takes an unearthly toll on the body. it's good
the last time I tried to Big Bang, my artist dropped out, then the artist who replaced them dropped out. that big bang is still in my drafts 😭 but I KNOW it will go better this time
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
the last time I tried to Big Bang, my artist dropped out, then the artist who replaced them dropped out. that big bang is still in my drafts 😭 but I KNOW it will go better this time
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keep telling people i'm an irredeemable child of evil cast from the same mettle as the lowest beasts of hell but somehow i get tucked into bed with a hot water bottle and a kiss anyway?
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
keep telling people i'm an irredeemable child of evil cast from the same mettle as the lowest beasts of hell but somehow i get tucked into bed with a hot water bottle and a kiss anyway?
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I will try update more here, now I have try using procreate, touch up my old work with binghe first kiss in dream land ☺️
December 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I will try update more here, now I have try using procreate, touch up my old work with binghe first kiss in dream land ☺️
gimme about a month and i'll be posting a fit like this
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
gimme about a month and i'll be posting a fit like this
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English Archers during Henry V's 1415 Campaign
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
English Archers during Henry V's 1415 Campaign
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i just remembered the idea i had where post-extras bingge decides he has to become experienced in gay sex before he goes chasing Nice Shizun from the other timeline so he can sweep him off his feet, so he goes dimension-hopping for someone to seduce for practice and picks out shen yuan 😊
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i just remembered the idea i had where post-extras bingge decides he has to become experienced in gay sex before he goes chasing Nice Shizun from the other timeline so he can sweep him off his feet, so he goes dimension-hopping for someone to seduce for practice and picks out shen yuan 😊
last repost is literally my boyfriend btw. like not his account but that's just what he looks and dresses like. i picked him up from olde england and introduced him to spicy wotsits and he said "bad"
December 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
last repost is literally my boyfriend btw. like not his account but that's just what he looks and dresses like. i picked him up from olde england and introduced him to spicy wotsits and he said "bad"
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someone give me a little fic idea to write
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
someone give me a little fic idea to write
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grown adults needing to be told how to use bluesky/the internet without an algorithm and that sesame street level PSA's explaining follows = seeing the person's posts invokes the deepest of sighs for me
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
grown adults needing to be told how to use bluesky/the internet without an algorithm and that sesame street level PSA's explaining follows = seeing the person's posts invokes the deepest of sighs for me
I'm printing these out and putting these on my shelf
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm printing these out and putting these on my shelf
hey for those who don't live on Normal Island, the BBC is currently airing a short series about a man who fucks a fish lady. and also condemns liberalism and calls our prime minister a spineless lackey for american warmongering. and there's blue hair and pronouns in it
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
hey for those who don't live on Normal Island, the BBC is currently airing a short series about a man who fucks a fish lady. and also condemns liberalism and calls our prime minister a spineless lackey for american warmongering. and there's blue hair and pronouns in it