I am still Carlo
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If violence could solve the world’s problems, I feel like violence would have solved the world’s problems by now.
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Follow up: we are watching and enjoying.
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Warning: sportsball post

I just cut Miami’s Janson Junk in my #fantasybaseball league. Since Jul 20: 6.38 ERA, 1.40 WHIP, only 5.6 K/9.

If only there had been some kind of obvious clue about the quality of Junk’s pitches.
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Had a CD rejected by a used record store; sold it online for $12.50. Eat MY dust, crypto investors.
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Dear Ms. Wood,
We are sorry your day did not meet expectations. We are shipping you a new day, which should arrive in the morning.
Regards,
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Great news about a great short!
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As I wander these quiet streets late at night, it occurs to me that I’m spending a much larger proportion of my life than I ever would have guessed hoping that an animal will poo.
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@pagecraft.bsky.social and its staff hereby disavow all sacrilegious behavior by screenwriting lab participants, such as ordering breakfast drinks from Italian cafes in the evening.
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I am a monster here in Italy with my demands for cappuccinos at night.
A cappuccino on a classy bar table.
iamstillcarlo.bsky.social
Does it not imply also the existence of Neopolitan, New York, and Hawaiian popes?
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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To save water, the building up the street has installed green turf outside instead of grass. It unfortunately collects quite an array of stains and smells from neighborhood dogs. So, once a week, they powerwash it. You know, with water.
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The Nicholl now open only to those who can afford film school or other forms of access, and/or who already have strong personal networks. I thought the Nicholl was supposed to level the playing field, not slant it further. #disappointed #screenwriting #screenwriters

www.oscars.org/nicholl
Academy Nicholl Fellowships | Oscars.org | Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
www.oscars.org
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Sharing is an option, but rooms are single occupancy and en suite.
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A lot of tragic losses this week,but this…oof.
Gene Hackman was the everyman w/ attitude,a captivating presence on-screen (and off)who seemed to work his way into so many of my favorite films growing up that still are today.
Pick those feet in the Poughkeepsie in the sky,Popeye…pick away in peace.
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Breaking: FEMA deployed to Kansas City sideline.
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I’ve blocked three or four of these.
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Direct hit on the Sunset Fire in Hollywood. 🎯

Nice work, @lafd.bsky.social #LAFD c/o @nbcla.bsky.social 👨🏼‍🚒
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Fair enough, 2024.
Fair enough.
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Harry: what if we sold pears
David: sounds good
Harry: but once a year
David: huh
Harry: by mail
David: Harry, I…
Harry: in the dead of winter
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John L’Heureux: "Dialogue is not conversation. It is a construct. Dialogue eliminates all the false starts and irrelevant intrusions of real life in order to reveal character and move the encounter toward a dramatic conclusion." #screenwriting
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Post-landing pilot announcements, by city:

“Welcome to New York, the Big Apple!”

“Welcome to Washington DC, our nation’s capital!”

“Welcome to LAX, our gate is currently occupied.”