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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro

@illegallyelliot.bsky.social

570 followers 150 following 2.5K posts

(He/Him) FKA Andy. Creator of @issuestheap.bsky.social GM for hire. Both 🦖 and 🏳️‍🌈

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · Dec 3

Alright, 100+ followers, here I am

🦁Elliot (he/him)
🦁Born in 92
🦁Queer (or pansexual. But queer, really) and polyamorous
🦁"Hella ADHD" (diagnosed) and peer-reviewed autistic
🦁Sex-positive
🦁TTRPG player, AP creator
🦁LARPer
🦁Pro wrestling fan
🦁Trying to do better every day

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 13h

Places should not be allowed to call themselves hotels if they're motels

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 22h

AEW sure does love their third-string celebrities.

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

This is honestly cool enough that it makes me wish I painted.

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

I'm more a fan of them calling it "the great enfuckening," tbh

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

Explain your username

Legally, my name is something other than Elliot. So illegally, I'm Elliot.

Jon Jon, Mother of Goons @jonjonjon.bsky.social · 1d

Explain your username

...me me me?

You’re Gwenough. @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

explain your username:

im gwen. and im the dragon.

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

Tbf, they just said she rode the ride. Correlation =/= causation

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

Not to mention, only one person per table really needs to have access to said book/RPG so it's even cheaper than that for most of the table

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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 2d

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

I know we've only played together once, but it was a hell of a time and I still crack tf up over your interpretation of Tommy.

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 1d

Anxiety win: I accepted a drink that was offered to me the first time.

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Luca. @wizzardsupreme.bsky.social · 3d

Seven episodes in and I'm loving this story! It's got meat, and grit, and heart. If you're in the mood for some teen vigilante action with a smattering of sapphic pining and a -lot- of personality, check out Issues today!

Issues: A Low-powered, High-Stakes Masks AP @issuestheap.bsky.social · Apr 7

Hi! We're Issues, a Masks AP with a 0 cishet white guy promise! Our current run sees three trans superheroes fighting back against oppressive systems in a low-powered, street-level setting, while dealing with all the emotions and drama of being a teen!

open.spotify.com/show/5mMQpxH...

Issues

Podcast · Issues Podcast · Issues is an actual play podcast using the TTRPG system Masks: A New Generation, focusing on queer teens in a low-powered world and how they deal with problems affecting the...

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Cup O' Coffey @ammathor.bsky.social · 2d

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Sprouts 🌱🔜 BLFC DD @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 4d

currently the mood rn

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 4d

How fucking dare you show up in my fucking dreams.

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 4d

No lands on my first hand or 3 of the next 5 subsequent draws.

a loading screen that says `` waiting for death ... ''

ALT: a loading screen that says `` waiting for death ... ''

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 4d

If I make one more fucking mistake today, I'm going to yeet myself in front of a moving train. Goddamn.

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 5d

I adore that he thought you'd 1) be able to text in that situation and 2) choose to do that over calling

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 5d

Good Boy was a good movie. I don't have any deeper analysis of it, but I enjoyed it and want others to know they should see it for a very interesting spin on the horror genre.

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Captain Nom @captain-nom.bsky.social · 5d

The dog does not die in Good Boy.

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 5d

I ain't gonna verify my ID on this fuckin' site to get the ability to DM people. If you wanna contact me, @ me. Ask for my Discord if you wanna.

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 6d

And look how that turned out 🙄

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 6d

(obligatory not a lawyer)

I imagine it would only be a crime if it could be proven that you switched the cups based off your idea that it was poisoned. Which means, if it was, you should be good.

Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 7d

I did one like that! We started blindfolded in the dark with handcuffs on. It was fun af

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Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 7d

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:

Various FFT jobs are depicted including White Mages, Knight, Mimic, Summoner, Time Mage, Dragoon, Chemist, Monk, and more.

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