pennsylvan(ian)
@illpod.bsky.social
words and foods. one time a slug crawled into my beer and i nearly drank him. the flowers bloom and the trains collide
Meg and I both tested Covid+ this weekend and so will now miss every family and friend Xmas gathering, the kinds of events one anticipates all year long.
If you’re the person who thinks “I should go to work with a fever/cough,” you make the world worse. Yes, even you. No, that’s not a good reason.
If you’re the person who thinks “I should go to work with a fever/cough,” you make the world worse. Yes, even you. No, that’s not a good reason.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Meg and I both tested Covid+ this weekend and so will now miss every family and friend Xmas gathering, the kinds of events one anticipates all year long.
If you’re the person who thinks “I should go to work with a fever/cough,” you make the world worse. Yes, even you. No, that’s not a good reason.
If you’re the person who thinks “I should go to work with a fever/cough,” you make the world worse. Yes, even you. No, that’s not a good reason.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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As long as Chicago can continue lowering their heads to deliver concussive blows to opposing quarterbacks, they have what it takes to go deep into the postseason.
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
As long as Chicago can continue lowering their heads to deliver concussive blows to opposing quarterbacks, they have what it takes to go deep into the postseason.
Congrats to the Bears fans! This luck certainly will never run out!
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Congrats to the Bears fans! This luck certainly will never run out!
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very few of these derangements are harmful, many are innocent and cute, but some places for reasons unknown to science accumulate volumetrically more of these small derangements than others. i speak of course about the city of philadelphia
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
very few of these derangements are harmful, many are innocent and cute, but some places for reasons unknown to science accumulate volumetrically more of these small derangements than others. i speak of course about the city of philadelphia
It rules that in the Select-a-Fighter lineup against RFK DISEASE CHALLENGE 202X I get to choose my own brother. Congrats to @keithelong.bsky.social and the great city of Chicago for its champion
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It rules that in the Select-a-Fighter lineup against RFK DISEASE CHALLENGE 202X I get to choose my own brother. Congrats to @keithelong.bsky.social and the great city of Chicago for its champion
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This is why they hate colleges so much—you spend a year in 100-level courses, even the dullards and failsons pick up that the first bullet point here is contradicted by the remaining five
Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is why they hate colleges so much—you spend a year in 100-level courses, even the dullards and failsons pick up that the first bullet point here is contradicted by the remaining five
Just found out there's a brewery in Saigon named Heart of Darkness and that is some excellent work
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just found out there's a brewery in Saigon named Heart of Darkness and that is some excellent work
Scored third-most points in my fantasy football league, finished seventh and out of the playoffs. Now I know how Joe Burrow feels.
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Scored third-most points in my fantasy football league, finished seventh and out of the playoffs. Now I know how Joe Burrow feels.
No man has ever been more excited to do the Chop
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
No man has ever been more excited to do the Chop
Each week, Meg picks the most dramatic part of MNF to launch into a complex, layered story that she regales louder than the TV volume. This week, it’s about a coworker whose husband accidentally shot her in the chest simultaneous to this Chargers last-minute drive down 3
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Each week, Meg picks the most dramatic part of MNF to launch into a complex, layered story that she regales louder than the TV volume. This week, it’s about a coworker whose husband accidentally shot her in the chest simultaneous to this Chargers last-minute drive down 3
hey uh
uhhhh
are knees allowed to do that
uhhhh
are knees allowed to do that
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hey uh
uhhhh
are knees allowed to do that
uhhhh
are knees allowed to do that
Nixon with an unimpeachable INT!
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nixon with an unimpeachable INT!
Not losing one bit of sleep over Notre Dame, the most special boy school to ever exist, not getting exceptional treatment for once
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not losing one bit of sleep over Notre Dame, the most special boy school to ever exist, not getting exceptional treatment for once
The manager of the Curacao soccer team going to the World Cup is named "Dick Advocaat" and he was born in The Hague
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The manager of the Curacao soccer team going to the World Cup is named "Dick Advocaat" and he was born in The Hague
the CFB equivalent of finding out your top eight choices for dinner were all closed and trying to sell your wife on Sheetz 2-for-1 hot dogs
NEWS: Penn State is finalizing an offer for its head coaching vacancy for Iowa State coach Matt Campbell, sources told The Athletic.
Campbell is 72-55 overall and 50-40 in the Big 12 since taking over in Ames in 2016.
Read more:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Campbell is 72-55 overall and 50-40 in the Big 12 since taking over in Ames in 2016.
Read more:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the CFB equivalent of finding out your top eight choices for dinner were all closed and trying to sell your wife on Sheetz 2-for-1 hot dogs
Jamo chucks the ball into oblivion after a play down at the 1. No delay of game call, so it seems like the refs now LOVE the LIONS
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Jamo chucks the ball into oblivion after a play down at the 1. No delay of game call, so it seems like the refs now LOVE the LIONS
I could tell this photo was taken in my neck of the woods because these people look like my grandparents doing the only thing my grandparents do outside of the house (eat a pile of slop at 4 pm)
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I could tell this photo was taken in my neck of the woods because these people look like my grandparents doing the only thing my grandparents do outside of the house (eat a pile of slop at 4 pm)
"We're doing arch" say Vincent Price, Bette Davis, Gary Oldman at the Villains Convention
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"We're doing arch" say Vincent Price, Bette Davis, Gary Oldman at the Villains Convention
Pretty typical behavior by me that none of my top-played songs are from my top-played artists
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pretty typical behavior by me that none of my top-played songs are from my top-played artists
For a copywriter: "So what's patent law like?"
For an adjunct professor: "Don't you get a pension?"
For a freelancer: "Wow, so you don't have to pay taxes?"
For an adjunct professor: "Don't you get a pension?"
For a freelancer: "Wow, so you don't have to pay taxes?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For a copywriter: "So what's patent law like?"
For an adjunct professor: "Don't you get a pension?"
For a freelancer: "Wow, so you don't have to pay taxes?"
For an adjunct professor: "Don't you get a pension?"
For a freelancer: "Wow, so you don't have to pay taxes?"
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