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Remember when Howard Dean yelled because of an inadequate sound system and it cost him his presidential bid? Those were the days.
a man singing into a microphone with the words pyaaah on the bottom right
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words pyaaah on the bottom right
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January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Remember when Howard Dean yelled because of an inadequate sound system and it cost him his presidential bid? Those were the days.
"Fast-track", "nuclear reactor" and "untested" should never be in the same sentence unless there are plenty of negatives between them (preferably an odd number).
A new Trump program “will fast-track construction of new & untested reactor designs built by private firms, with an explicit goal of having at least 3 nuclear test reactors up & running by…July 4.” Critics worry that the tight deadline & “lack of transparency” are “compromising safety.” 12/17/25…1/
Trump’s rush to build nuclear reactors across the U.S. raises safety worries
A new program at the Department of Energy is pushing the development of nearly a dozen new reactor designs at breakneck speed.
www.opb.org
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"Fast-track", "nuclear reactor" and "untested" should never be in the same sentence unless there are plenty of negatives between them (preferably an odd number).
Irony is dead
Q: How many protesters have been killed in Iran.
TRUMP: Nobody has been able to give me an accurate number. Everything is a lot. One is a lot.
TRUMP: Nobody has been able to give me an accurate number. Everything is a lot. One is a lot.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Irony is dead
NGL, if you invested in this, you kind of deserve to get rugged.
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 PM
NGL, if you invested in this, you kind of deserve to get rugged.
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The salmonella adds a zing that cooked chicken just doesn't have.
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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You asked for this @heavydishongry.bsky.social
Eric Adams has apparently been in Congo in addition to Dubai this month, he said on Fox Business this morning.
He's back in NYC today to announce "New York City Coin," a crypto token, the proceeds of which he says will be used to fight antisemitism and "anti-Americanism."
He's back in NYC today to announce "New York City Coin," a crypto token, the proceeds of which he says will be used to fight antisemitism and "anti-Americanism."
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
You asked for this @heavydishongry.bsky.social
It's a small thread, but a good one.
So here's my unsolicited, probably ill thought-out AI musing:
Generative AI was a tool invented out of unnecessity, a classic could/should Goldblum scenario. It's the Jurassic Park of computing. A solution in need of a problem.
Generative AI was a tool invented out of unnecessity, a classic could/should Goldblum scenario. It's the Jurassic Park of computing. A solution in need of a problem.
a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting at a table in a lab .
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media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It's a small thread, but a good one.
I want a reporter to press him to name the last Democratic policy to be enacted in Ohio. Of course, reporters are cowards anymore, so they won't.
h/t: @ninaturner.bsky.social
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January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I want a reporter to press him to name the last Democratic policy to be enacted in Ohio. Of course, reporters are cowards anymore, so they won't.
h/t: @ninaturner.bsky.social
h/t: @ninaturner.bsky.social
I hate having to connect to my VPN to check my DMs on Bluesky just because I live in Ohio.
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I hate having to connect to my VPN to check my DMs on Bluesky just because I live in Ohio.
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If you're more upset about someone saying fuck than you are about a government agent murdering someone, well you are a stupid fucking piece of human garbage. How's that?
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
If you're more upset about someone saying fuck than you are about a government agent murdering someone, well you are a stupid fucking piece of human garbage. How's that?
Ah memories. I was blocked by Charlie for my smart-assed answer along the lines of, "Yes, it really is a joke dreamt up in the 1960s."
Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Ah memories. I was blocked by Charlie for my smart-assed answer along the lines of, "Yes, it really is a joke dreamt up in the 1960s."
PEOPLE ONLINE: "Call your senators and reps and tell them to oppose Trump."
ME: "Ok, let's see...Ohio, I'm sure they'll listen to their constituents."
Sen. Bernie Moreno (R)
Sen. John Husted (R)
Rep. Max Miller (R)
"What a bunch of assholes."
ME: "Ok, let's see...Ohio, I'm sure they'll listen to their constituents."
Sen. Bernie Moreno (R)
Sen. John Husted (R)
Rep. Max Miller (R)
"What a bunch of assholes."
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
PEOPLE ONLINE: "Call your senators and reps and tell them to oppose Trump."
ME: "Ok, let's see...Ohio, I'm sure they'll listen to their constituents."
Sen. Bernie Moreno (R)
Sen. John Husted (R)
Rep. Max Miller (R)
"What a bunch of assholes."
ME: "Ok, let's see...Ohio, I'm sure they'll listen to their constituents."
Sen. Bernie Moreno (R)
Sen. John Husted (R)
Rep. Max Miller (R)
"What a bunch of assholes."
Next HHS directive.
a cartoon character says " you 'll want to focus on the neglected food groups ! "
ALT: a cartoon character says " you 'll want to focus on the neglected food groups ! "
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Next HHS directive.
I'm glad this decision is completely well thought out and researched.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh.
Fuck.
First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc?
He had no idea.
He had no idea.
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I'm glad this decision is completely well thought out and researched.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh.
Fuck.
This is Trump's Participation Trophy Presidency.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is Trump's Participation Trophy Presidency.
Federal charges, you say? Trump will pardon him.
“This may be the first time an ICE agent is incarcerated in his own ICE jail.” www.citybeat.com/news/update-...
UPDATE: Cincinnati ICE Leader Accused of Strangling Woman Now Faces Federal Charge, Booked into Butler County Jail
"This may be the first time an ICE agent is incarcerated in his own ICE jail," said Lynn Tramonte, executive director of the Ohio Immigrant Alliance.
www.citybeat.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Federal charges, you say? Trump will pardon him.
If that cheating couple at the Coldplay concert would have just acted natural, kissed, and carried on, this would have never been a story. But here we are.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If that cheating couple at the Coldplay concert would have just acted natural, kissed, and carried on, this would have never been a story. But here we are.
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I don't think AI is sentient but I'm still quite sentimentally attached to the idea that Grok hates Musk and is constantly fighting against the sycophancy built into its programming
December 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't think AI is sentient but I'm still quite sentimentally attached to the idea that Grok hates Musk and is constantly fighting against the sycophancy built into its programming
Wait. We still have three more years of this shit?
I'm gonna need more beer.
I'm gonna need more beer.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wait. We still have three more years of this shit?
I'm gonna need more beer.
I'm gonna need more beer.
I guess that would mean Obama could run again.
Miriam Adelson encourages Trump to serve an illegal third term during a Hanukkah celebration at the White House. The crowd chants "four more years!"
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I guess that would mean Obama could run again.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Huh, my former Catholic high school (class of '92) sends me mail in which they invariably beg for money. They charge almost $16,000 per year for tuition.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Huh, my former Catholic high school (class of '92) sends me mail in which they invariably beg for money. They charge almost $16,000 per year for tuition.
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This Christmas, Teddy Ruxpin is back, in AI form! Can you and your children survive for five nights without being groomed into committing a murder-suicide?
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This Christmas, Teddy Ruxpin is back, in AI form! Can you and your children survive for five nights without being groomed into committing a murder-suicide?
Was this at the request of Don Jr.?
Trump says he plans to pardon former Honduran President Hernandez for 2024 drug trafficking sentence
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Trump says he plans to pardon former Honduran President Hernandez for 2024 drug trafficking sentence
President Donald Trump said Friday that he will be pardoning former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who in 2024 was convicted for drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 ye...
apnews.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Was this at the request of Don Jr.?