Heather 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@impliedsalad.bsky.social
Heather (she/her) | Regulr ol' neurodivergent gay trans girl putting the mess into hot mess | Recovering former software/tech dev | Possible NSFW on occasion so 🔞
Watch me spiral in real time!
I also do: @tallysalad.bsky.social
Watch me spiral in real time!
I also do: @tallysalad.bsky.social
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Out of all my pills, exactly one is big and awkward enough to give me anxiety about taking it, and of course it's the one for anxiety.
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Out of all my pills, exactly one is big and awkward enough to give me anxiety about taking it, and of course it's the one for anxiety.
When it's time for your electrolysis appointment
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
When it's time for your electrolysis appointment
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Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
This isn't 2009. My phone's screen is like what, 6-, 7-inch? Twice as tall as it is wide. I do not need the tiny horizontal slivers of UI to be constantly disappearing at every possible opportunity.
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This isn't 2009. My phone's screen is like what, 6-, 7-inch? Twice as tall as it is wide. I do not need the tiny horizontal slivers of UI to be constantly disappearing at every possible opportunity.
*glancing over at the copy of Welcome to Dorly Hall right next to me*
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*glancing over at the copy of Welcome to Dorly Hall right next to me*
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Programmers who gleefully and loudly deskill *the* essential skills of programming, desperately need to quit their fucking jobs.
December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Programmers who gleefully and loudly deskill *the* essential skills of programming, desperately need to quit their fucking jobs.
Healthy relationships ARE healing. Isolation IS damaging. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
"You can't have good personal relationships until you fix yourself by yourself" is just rugged individualism repackaged for millenials and zoomers.
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Healthy relationships ARE healing. Isolation IS damaging. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
I just noticed you can't report your own post and I find that weirdly disappointing for reasons even I don't understand.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just noticed you can't report your own post and I find that weirdly disappointing for reasons even I don't understand.
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"You can't have good personal relationships until you fix yourself by yourself" is just rugged individualism repackaged for millenials and zoomers.
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"You can't have good personal relationships until you fix yourself by yourself" is just rugged individualism repackaged for millenials and zoomers.
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A significant amount of safety research has existed for decades on Human Machine Interfaces proving exactly this. It's exhausting to watch money and effort wasted in a tech hype cycle to constantly undo and redo what we already know in safety engineering.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A significant amount of safety research has existed for decades on Human Machine Interfaces proving exactly this. It's exhausting to watch money and effort wasted in a tech hype cycle to constantly undo and redo what we already know in safety engineering.
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A lot of things people feared about big government are being done by big corporations.
It’s like an unholy symbiosis of the two.
It’s like an unholy symbiosis of the two.
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A lot of things people feared about big government are being done by big corporations.
It’s like an unholy symbiosis of the two.
It’s like an unholy symbiosis of the two.
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
All I can say is it'd be Vulcan-Talaxian fusion and it'd be to die for.
All I can say is it'd be Vulcan-Talaxian fusion and it'd be to die for.
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Tuvok’s
Tuvok’s
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Wrap of Khan.
Wrap of Khan.
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
All I can say is it'd be Vulcan-Talaxian fusion and it'd be to die for.
All I can say is it'd be Vulcan-Talaxian fusion and it'd be to die for.
Now if only they could do this, but for wrong puberty.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Now if only they could do this, but for wrong puberty.
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this is just basic psychological self defense.
ads - not all ads, but many ads - want to make you FEEL BAD.
they want to create in you a feeling of loss, a feeling of absence, that they can promise to fill with their product.
don’t let them! turn that shit off the moment it comes on.
ads - not all ads, but many ads - want to make you FEEL BAD.
they want to create in you a feeling of loss, a feeling of absence, that they can promise to fill with their product.
don’t let them! turn that shit off the moment it comes on.
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
this is just basic psychological self defense.
ads - not all ads, but many ads - want to make you FEEL BAD.
they want to create in you a feeling of loss, a feeling of absence, that they can promise to fill with their product.
don’t let them! turn that shit off the moment it comes on.
ads - not all ads, but many ads - want to make you FEEL BAD.
they want to create in you a feeling of loss, a feeling of absence, that they can promise to fill with their product.
don’t let them! turn that shit off the moment it comes on.
Holy shit, did you know you can go and just, make your phone's screen like 15% larger and clearer and all you gotta do is buy is one of these "reading glasses" thingys? How come no one told me this?
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Holy shit, did you know you can go and just, make your phone's screen like 15% larger and clearer and all you gotta do is buy is one of these "reading glasses" thingys? How come no one told me this?
Dorley Hall, ch. 15, Bea has a line about trans women that's good enough to be framed. The one about an inch and ten years. Absolutely golden. *chef's kiss*
December 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dorley Hall, ch. 15, Bea has a line about trans women that's good enough to be framed. The one about an inch and ten years. Absolutely golden. *chef's kiss*
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JKR, if you're reading this...
Fuck you
Fuck you
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
JKR, if you're reading this...
Fuck you
Fuck you
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girl who needs to be fucked as badly as her sleep schedule
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
girl who needs to be fucked as badly as her sleep schedule
Attention usb cord makers: I'd much rather have get one 9 or 10ft cord than two 6ft, even at the same price. Thank you.
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Attention usb cord makers: I'd much rather have get one 9 or 10ft cord than two 6ft, even at the same price. Thank you.
Oh hey, it's after midnight. Guess who's 4 year HRTitiversary itit is!
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Oh hey, it's after midnight. Guess who's 4 year HRTitiversary itit is!
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think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
Really isn't the best idea to hang out here with RSD, but it's pretty much either this, fascismNet A, fascismNet B, or go isolation stir crazy so, ehh.
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Really isn't the best idea to hang out here with RSD, but it's pretty much either this, fascismNet A, fascismNet B, or go isolation stir crazy so, ehh.
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