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workshopping bits for my upcoming standup set. opinions mine and mine alone.
no fake case law in my seminar paper because i read hundreds of pages of real (horrible) congressional records
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
no fake case law in my seminar paper because i read hundreds of pages of real (horrible) congressional records
was nitpicking my last two assignments on the road during a last-minute road trip but then the tire exploded and it was the perfect "F it" so they are submitted.
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
was nitpicking my last two assignments on the road during a last-minute road trip but then the tire exploded and it was the perfect "F it" so they are submitted.
never mind i love congressional hearing transcripts
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
never mind i love congressional hearing transcripts
as a college junior you should at least know when to put commas inside quotation marks. my god.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
as a college junior you should at least know when to put commas inside quotation marks. my god.
university parking is the root of all evil.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
university parking is the root of all evil.
love that my lease agreement says i can't get out of my rent obligations even if i die. this landlord will not be seeing the gates of heaven.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
love that my lease agreement says i can't get out of my rent obligations even if i die. this landlord will not be seeing the gates of heaven.
do all those communities without water because of massive AI data centers know about Grok Unhinged Mode because i'm sure that would make them feel better
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
do all those communities without water because of massive AI data centers know about Grok Unhinged Mode because i'm sure that would make them feel better
I mean surely this violates at least one principle of federalism
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I mean surely this violates at least one principle of federalism
such is the legacy of the roberts court.
The Supreme Court has granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments during the government shutdown.
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
such is the legacy of the roberts court.
the relief i felt when i remembered he's not my senator
Instead of Bernie Moreno creepily following us to the cars we use to get to work in the Capitol and writing down their VIN numbers, I'd suggest he use his time in more productive ways …
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
the relief i felt when i remembered he's not my senator
it's a good night to be a hot mayor
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
it's a good night to be a hot mayor
i'm going to be insufferable at thanksgiving.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i'm going to be insufferable at thanksgiving.
it's hope! you have hope!
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
it's hope! you have hope!
why am i nervous for the mayoral election of a city i have visited one time
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
why am i nervous for the mayoral election of a city i have visited one time
spending my sunday watching c-span coverage of the DOMA house subcommittee hearing and it's depressing how many of these 1996 anti-gay-marriage arguments could be mapped with precision onto 2025 anti-trans sentiments. the more things change etc. etc. etc.
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
spending my sunday watching c-span coverage of the DOMA house subcommittee hearing and it's depressing how many of these 1996 anti-gay-marriage arguments could be mapped with precision onto 2025 anti-trans sentiments. the more things change etc. etc. etc.
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Amazing sign being held by a small child
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Amazing sign being held by a small child
i wrote a 15-page corporate internal investigation plan today and i have had more homework assignments this semester than any semester in my life.
October 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i wrote a 15-page corporate internal investigation plan today and i have had more homework assignments this semester than any semester in my life.
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OPINION: "DeWine is demanding the impossible from our institutions of higher learning — to recruit more students to thinner, more constrained campuses. And when enrollment softens, he’ll blame 'failing universities' rather than the law that kneecapped them," writes columnist Leila Atassi.
The nerve! Gov. DeWine wrecked higher ed and blames the tour guides
DeWine’s $5,000 merit scholarship can’t mask the damage of SB 1: program cuts, shuttered DEI, politicized classrooms — and a hostile message to the very students and scholars Ohio needs to keep.
www.cleveland.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
OPINION: "DeWine is demanding the impossible from our institutions of higher learning — to recruit more students to thinner, more constrained campuses. And when enrollment softens, he’ll blame 'failing universities' rather than the law that kneecapped them," writes columnist Leila Atassi.
looking forward to being the only lesbian in my statutory interpretation seminar while we discuss bostock and hively
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
looking forward to being the only lesbian in my statutory interpretation seminar while we discuss bostock and hively
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Good news for once. Ayman Soliman has had his asylum status reinstated and is free from jail!
www.ohioimmigrant.org/blog/2025/9/...
www.ohioimmigrant.org/blog/2025/9/...
Ayman Soliman Released From Immigration Jail — Ohio Immigrant Alliance
Today, Ayman Soliman was released from immigration jail and his legal asylum status was reinstated. Some of his best friends, supporters, and attorneys met him outside the Butler County Jail.
www.ohioimmigrant.org
September 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Good news for once. Ayman Soliman has had his asylum status reinstated and is free from jail!
www.ohioimmigrant.org/blog/2025/9/...
www.ohioimmigrant.org/blog/2025/9/...
they're so allowed to do that that the founders wrote it down first
Trump:
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
September 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
they're so allowed to do that that the founders wrote it down first
we've moved well past the 2025 bingo card, but the chairman of the fcc attempting to dunk on artie from glee about jimmy kimmel's firing as a project 2025 benchmark was really not on my 2025 bingo card.
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
we've moved well past the 2025 bingo card, but the chairman of the fcc attempting to dunk on artie from glee about jimmy kimmel's firing as a project 2025 benchmark was really not on my 2025 bingo card.
no free speech AND it took me 15 minutes to get out of the parking garage today! both major problems!
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
no free speech AND it took me 15 minutes to get out of the parking garage today! both major problems!
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In short: Happy Constitution Day!
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In short: Happy Constitution Day!
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk