The Infamous Grouse
@infamousgrouse.net
World-weary 50-something British geek, still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up.
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Real Americans stand like theyre the front half of a centaur
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Real Americans stand like theyre the front half of a centaur
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A coffee forward venue named BEAN ME UP, BISCOTTI
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A coffee forward venue named BEAN ME UP, BISCOTTI
Nice to see @katiemeluaofficial.bsky.social has updated her classic, but I don't think the lyrics are as poetic as the original.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Nice to see @katiemeluaofficial.bsky.social has updated her classic, but I don't think the lyrics are as poetic as the original.
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Spare a thought this festive season for those who will be spending the Yuletide period all on their own, with no family to visit them. People like ‘A’, who will spend this Christmas without any of his titles.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Spare a thought this festive season for those who will be spending the Yuletide period all on their own, with no family to visit them. People like ‘A’, who will spend this Christmas without any of his titles.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
I’m so out of touch with popular culture that I spent a few moments wondering who ”More Reportedly Eyed” was.
Sadie Sink, Mckenna Grace, and More Reportedly Eyed to Play Rapunzel in Disney’s Live-Action TANGLED Remake
Sadie Sink, Mckenna Grace, and More Reportedly Eyed to Play Rapunzel in Disney’s Live-Action TANGLED Remake
Disney’s live action adaptation of Tangled is apparently still very much alive. Despite chatter that the studio hit pause after Snow White struggled at the box office, new reports point to an active...
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m so out of touch with popular culture that I spent a few moments wondering who ”More Reportedly Eyed” was.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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Police say they're now seasoned travellers.
It's goodnight from me.
And it's goodnight from him.
Goodnight.
It's goodnight from me.
And it's goodnight from him.
Goodnight.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Police say they're now seasoned travellers.
It's goodnight from me.
And it's goodnight from him.
Goodnight.
It's goodnight from me.
And it's goodnight from him.
Goodnight.
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
Bit of a dark plot line, this one. I prefer the ones with the Daleks.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bit of a dark plot line, this one. I prefer the ones with the Daleks.
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💥 This is the economic equivalent of a senior Vatican priest admitting the Pope is wrong about God.
Even the architects of Brexit are confessing the truth 👉while Farage still lies.
Even the architects of Brexit are confessing the truth 👉while Farage still lies.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
💥 This is the economic equivalent of a senior Vatican priest admitting the Pope is wrong about God.
Even the architects of Brexit are confessing the truth 👉while Farage still lies.
Even the architects of Brexit are confessing the truth 👉while Farage still lies.
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*GARGANTUAN* 💥
Economist for Brexit admits
🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer
🟥 Biz investment collapsed
🟥 Productivity weakened
🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending
🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down
🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis
🟥 No meaningful upsides
🟥 The damage undeniable in data
🧵
Economist for Brexit admits
🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer
🟥 Biz investment collapsed
🟥 Productivity weakened
🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending
🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down
🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis
🟥 No meaningful upsides
🟥 The damage undeniable in data
🧵
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
*GARGANTUAN* 💥
Economist for Brexit admits
🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer
🟥 Biz investment collapsed
🟥 Productivity weakened
🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending
🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down
🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis
🟥 No meaningful upsides
🟥 The damage undeniable in data
🧵
Economist for Brexit admits
🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer
🟥 Biz investment collapsed
🟥 Productivity weakened
🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending
🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down
🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis
🟥 No meaningful upsides
🟥 The damage undeniable in data
🧵
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not saying i had a hand in this but i’m not not saying that
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
not saying i had a hand in this but i’m not not saying that
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An entire new dimension of naffness:
Trump’s new gold Oval Office sign draws mocking and anger
Written in cursive gold script, new sign was affixed beside office’s door while shutdown jeopardizes Snap program
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An entire new dimension of naffness:
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World's happiest bus. 🥰😂🤣👇
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
World's happiest bus. 🥰😂🤣👇
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ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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I was in hysterics in the supermarket this morning.
Surely this is not what The Prodigy were singing about!
Surely this is not what The Prodigy were singing about!
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I was in hysterics in the supermarket this morning.
Surely this is not what The Prodigy were singing about!
Surely this is not what The Prodigy were singing about!
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Fuente Desconocida
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fuente Desconocida
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Acetaminophen is actually easy to pronounce. The ending is "meta fin" and the beginning is "ah see da" as in "ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released"
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Acetaminophen is actually easy to pronounce. The ending is "meta fin" and the beginning is "ah see da" as in "ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released"
"Go take a flying f*ck at a..."
(with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut)
(with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut)
September 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Go take a flying f*ck at a..."
(with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut)
(with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut)
There are really only two interpretations:
1. Starmer is a colossal racist who has accidentally said the quiet bit out loud, or
2. He is not a colossal racist but just wants to end the use of hotels.
Either way, the common factor is piss-poor media / comms skills. Hasn't he had training in this?
1. Starmer is a colossal racist who has accidentally said the quiet bit out loud, or
2. He is not a colossal racist but just wants to end the use of hotels.
Either way, the common factor is piss-poor media / comms skills. Hasn't he had training in this?
Oh nothing, just the actual Prime Minister telling people they’re entirely correct to drive asylum seekers out of their communities
September 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There are really only two interpretations:
1. Starmer is a colossal racist who has accidentally said the quiet bit out loud, or
2. He is not a colossal racist but just wants to end the use of hotels.
Either way, the common factor is piss-poor media / comms skills. Hasn't he had training in this?
1. Starmer is a colossal racist who has accidentally said the quiet bit out loud, or
2. He is not a colossal racist but just wants to end the use of hotels.
Either way, the common factor is piss-poor media / comms skills. Hasn't he had training in this?