Amanda
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Like, 96% sarcasm. Books and comics and nonsense. 💅
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terrifying to think that if Kendrick was even an inch taller all of his hater energy would be diffused over more mass and he wouldn't rap as good (he raps well because the hate is dense like a neutron star)
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
terrifying to think that if Kendrick was even an inch taller all of his hater energy would be diffused over more mass and he wouldn't rap as good (he raps well because the hate is dense like a neutron star)
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
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インターネットスラング鳥用語、BirbとBorb定期解説
私がよく使っている単語”birb”はインターネットスラングで「トリチャン」のことです。日本人が犬のことをイッヌと言うのに近いニュアンス。
元々Borb（Bird/鳥 + Orb/玉）という「まんまるな鳥」を意味するスラングがあって、Birbは「まんまるとは限らないが、さりとてかわいいトリチャン」ぐらいの汎用的なポジションです。
#ArtworkMoa810
元々Borb（Bird/鳥 + Orb/玉）という「まんまるな鳥」を意味するスラングがあって、Birbは「まんまるとは限らないが、さりとてかわいいトリチャン」ぐらいの汎用的なポジションです。
#ArtworkMoa810
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
インターネットスラング鳥用語、BirbとBorb定期解説
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
“This man invented a horrible weapon, hoping it would deter people from fighting because of its deadly force.
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“This man invented a horrible weapon, hoping it would deter people from fighting because of its deadly force.
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
A goat has been sacrificed!!!
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A goat has been sacrificed!!!
I have been trying to burn this straw goat for two days and my parents are hemming and hawing about ideal conditions
Tomorrow morning I am throwing the cover off the fire pit and lighting a match. That’s it.
Tomorrow morning I am throwing the cover off the fire pit and lighting a match. That’s it.
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have been trying to burn this straw goat for two days and my parents are hemming and hawing about ideal conditions
Tomorrow morning I am throwing the cover off the fire pit and lighting a match. That’s it.
Tomorrow morning I am throwing the cover off the fire pit and lighting a match. That’s it.
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TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE DARK
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE DARK
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Because I’m moving my things into long-term storage for the foreseeable future, I’m also looking at getting rid of some stuff to downsize in the meantime
Chat why am I tearing up at the thought of getting rid of one of the cat trees
Chat why am I tearing up at the thought of getting rid of one of the cat trees
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Because I’m moving my things into long-term storage for the foreseeable future, I’m also looking at getting rid of some stuff to downsize in the meantime
Chat why am I tearing up at the thought of getting rid of one of the cat trees
Chat why am I tearing up at the thought of getting rid of one of the cat trees
Sunday we start reclaiming the sun
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sunday we start reclaiming the sun
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A man calls a woman a whore as an insult and expects it to….mean something?
In this day and age?
In this day and age?
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A man calls a woman a whore as an insult and expects it to….mean something?
In this day and age?
In this day and age?
I want my downstairs neighbor to know the washing machine was perfectly balanced when I loaded it. It is not my responsibility for how the clothes behave themselves once the cycle starts
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I want my downstairs neighbor to know the washing machine was perfectly balanced when I loaded it. It is not my responsibility for how the clothes behave themselves once the cycle starts
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Everyone who thinks the 12 days of Christmas starts prior to Christmas, today you gotta give people their partridges in pear trees. Tomorrow is two turtle doves.
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Everyone who thinks the 12 days of Christmas starts prior to Christmas, today you gotta give people their partridges in pear trees. Tomorrow is two turtle doves.
I feel like Dick Van Dyke has been turning 100 for six months now. I think I looked up his birthday after the second or third article I saw in July and was like HIS BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER???
Anyway, hbd man.
Anyway, hbd man.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I feel like Dick Van Dyke has been turning 100 for six months now. I think I looked up his birthday after the second or third article I saw in July and was like HIS BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER???
Anyway, hbd man.
Anyway, hbd man.