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i would love to have a killer joke locked and loaded for this moment but i just. cannot beat calling calibri a "diversity move"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i would love to have a killer joke locked and loaded for this moment but i just. cannot beat calling calibri a "diversity move"
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...
April 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...
i made a new enemy today
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i made a new enemy today
i NEED to be corny for a sec!! chicago in december is the best place in the whole entire world!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i NEED to be corny for a sec!! chicago in december is the best place in the whole entire world!!
dear god please take all the hate people feel towards wonderful christmastime and transfer it over to do they know it's christmas
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
dear god please take all the hate people feel towards wonderful christmastime and transfer it over to do they know it's christmas
im going to CHICAGO tomorrow and seeing my FRIENDS and i am VERY HAPPY and i need EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
im going to CHICAGO tomorrow and seeing my FRIENDS and i am VERY HAPPY and i need EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS
happy luigiversary everyone
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
happy luigiversary everyone
also applies to animation btw
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
also applies to animation btw
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DHS’s post suggesting “if you help kick people out of the country you’ll be able to afford housing” is OG Nazism.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
DHS’s post suggesting “if you help kick people out of the country you’ll be able to afford housing” is OG Nazism.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
www.nfb.ca/animation/ if you have a free afternoon please look at all the weird and wonderful animation we got from the national film board of canada
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
www.nfb.ca/animation/ if you have a free afternoon please look at all the weird and wonderful animation we got from the national film board of canada
gotta lay out my thanksgiving ruining clothes for the big day tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
gotta lay out my thanksgiving ruining clothes for the big day tomorrow
does everyone in their late 20s just get insane acid reflux after one drink or one taco bell meal. was no one gonna tell me about this
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
does everyone in their late 20s just get insane acid reflux after one drink or one taco bell meal. was no one gonna tell me about this
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you should be a patron of your public library AND buy as directly from creators as much as you possibly can
higher demand / circulation of titles = higher likelihood of repurchasing for future work
libraries also tend to employ creative people who write, make art, and play music outside of work
higher demand / circulation of titles = higher likelihood of repurchasing for future work
libraries also tend to employ creative people who write, make art, and play music outside of work
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
you should be a patron of your public library AND buy as directly from creators as much as you possibly can
higher demand / circulation of titles = higher likelihood of repurchasing for future work
libraries also tend to employ creative people who write, make art, and play music outside of work
higher demand / circulation of titles = higher likelihood of repurchasing for future work
libraries also tend to employ creative people who write, make art, and play music outside of work
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I just cannot get on board with "Underneath the Tree." Every time I hear it, I expect it to get drowned out two words in with a voiceover saying "It's a holiday sales extravaganza at Macy's!" or something
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I just cannot get on board with "Underneath the Tree." Every time I hear it, I expect it to get drowned out two words in with a voiceover saying "It's a holiday sales extravaganza at Macy's!" or something
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from the article "Airplanes (song)"
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
from the article "Airplanes (song)"
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
you may stop doing theatre after graduating but the urge to go to dennys late at night in full stage makeup will never leave you
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
you may stop doing theatre after graduating but the urge to go to dennys late at night in full stage makeup will never leave you
wicked is very popular and the united states is manufacturing consent for more pointless foreign interventions. close enough welcome back 2004
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
wicked is very popular and the united states is manufacturing consent for more pointless foreign interventions. close enough welcome back 2004
everyone be quiet new 4 hour defunctland video just dropped
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
everyone be quiet new 4 hour defunctland video just dropped
an 1880s gossip column in the local paper called snark twain. is this anything
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
an 1880s gossip column in the local paper called snark twain. is this anything
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i NEED you all to hear larry levan's disco mix of c is for cookie and i NEED you to understand that i now only have one purpose in my life and its to hear this in the club in 2026 youtu.be/IR-QoOS4pBQ?...
C Is For Cookie (Larry Levan's Funky Version Special Disco Mix)
YouTube video by GasparLewis
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i NEED you all to hear larry levan's disco mix of c is for cookie and i NEED you to understand that i now only have one purpose in my life and its to hear this in the club in 2026 youtu.be/IR-QoOS4pBQ?...
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There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy