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Isaiah
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He/Him. 218➡️402. Minnesota Twin by birth. Union Omaha supporter.
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It's fucking insane that a USL owner shut down his team and is even being considered to revive the team in two years while his players are shit out-of-luck. And you're being dense if you think it couldn't happen to your team as well. Get behind your players and push for the ratification of the CBA!
Given the NCFC situation, and the league’s shameful response, the remaining owners owe it to the players and the fans to ratify the new CBA immediately.
OPINION: It's Time to Ratify the USL Championship's CBA
In the wake of the NCFC fiasco, the remaining clubs owe the players what they deserve
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Merry Christmas to Mark Stoops indeed.

Related, I am throwing my name into the mix for Kentucky football coach. Isaiah for Kentucky: I will only ask for $18 million when you fire me.
BREAKING: Kentucky is firing Mark Stoops, the winningest coach in school history. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days. Reporting with @chrisvannini.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Kentucky firing Mark Stoops, winningest coach in school history: Source
The Wildcats had a great run under a portion of Stoops' tenure but have looked dreadful recently.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
At this point I'm convinced Michigan State tripping over their dicks in football trying to be good is a psy-op orchestrated by Tom Izzo to prevent the money from realizing they should've had the retirement conversation 5 years ago by now
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
DIEGO PAVIA
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There's too many good games on right now, gonna need to get the octagon upgrade to keep up with all of it
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thank you to 1867 for trying to boost my spirits
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The snow is a vibe, unlike the scoreboard
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We will re-fill
Update from @isaiahls9.bsky.social at the stadium: they are out of all beer except Bud Light and Mich Ultra in the south endzone
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Good morning
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem

It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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“neck”: the greatest marching band song played by the often imitated, but never duplicated, southern university’s human jukebox.

[🎥 via southern university]
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Omaha drivers merge properly so traffic isn't going near 0 mph well before the merge point challenge (impossible)
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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For whoever needs to hear this…

You DO NOT have to talk to, be nice to, or engage with that cousin/aunt/uncle/parent/grandparent that is just gonna say a bunch of abhorrent shit.

You are not responsible for their lack of humanity. Go for a walk* instead.

*Do weed, drink, or call a friend
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅

P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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You can literally just make up a wrong answer on your own. Cheap, low energy use, 100% organic, and likely to be way funnier.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don't want to hear another word about baseball fields after how the ball has played in SDFC-MNUFC tonight
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
All the years I spent watching Adrian Heath coached teams is still harming me, wdym centerbacks are allowed to come all the way up to the other goal line
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
She's just like me fr
Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️‍🔥
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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For reference, a lockout during a World Cup year would absolutely kill USL's long-term future. Forget pro/rel and D1, the league will ultimately die if it is willing to treat its players this way.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A small-time move by the USL, they should be embarrassed that it happened. But I guess if you aren't embarrassed by teams folding every year and a bunch of your very public expansion announcements not ever actually playing a single game it's hard to be embarrassed about anything you do.
This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.

The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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When- Monday-Tuesdays from 9am to 6pm, Wednesdays-Saturdays from 9am to 9pm, and Sundays from 10am to 5pm

Stop in, drop off some supplies and grab a coffee! Feel free to dm us with any questions.

Where- Legends Comics and Coffee located at 6068 Maple Street
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Our winter coat drive is back! Starting Monday November 24th running until January 5th, we're working with @legendcomicsandcoffee to collect cold weather gear for our neighbors.

We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A reminder that the current CBAs for the Championship and League One expire on December 31. Big statement at the USL's marquee match of the year.
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."

"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM