Trey $$$ Kirchoff
@itisbread.bsky.social
a respectable spectacle receptacle
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Full frontal coffee & sandwich menu
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Full frontal coffee & sandwich menu
Dramatic Narrator:
On the all new Guncopters…
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic Guncopter Captain:
“It takes a certain kind of person to succeed as a Guncopter…”
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic SFX robot siren horn sting:
*BEEEWmph! !*
<double heartbeat sound>
On the all new Guncopters…
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic Guncopter Captain:
“It takes a certain kind of person to succeed as a Guncopter…”
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic SFX robot siren horn sting:
*BEEEWmph! !*
<double heartbeat sound>
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Dramatic Narrator:
On the all new Guncopters…
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic Guncopter Captain:
“It takes a certain kind of person to succeed as a Guncopter…”
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic SFX robot siren horn sting:
*BEEEWmph! !*
<double heartbeat sound>
On the all new Guncopters…
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic Guncopter Captain:
“It takes a certain kind of person to succeed as a Guncopter…”
<heartbeat sound>
Dramatic SFX robot siren horn sting:
*BEEEWmph! !*
<double heartbeat sound>
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It’s Fascism, Charlie Brown
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It’s Fascism, Charlie Brown
To the tune of Charlie Parker’s ‘A Night In Tunisia’:
‘Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad’
‘Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad’
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
To the tune of Charlie Parker’s ‘A Night In Tunisia’:
‘Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad’
‘Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad, Butlarian Jihad’
I am needing a Wu Tang Latte, something that appeared to me in my dreams
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I am needing a Wu Tang Latte, something that appeared to me in my dreams
Interstellar Skarsgård
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Interstellar Skarsgård
Forest bathing. Woods maxxing. Trees lounging.
October 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Forest bathing. Woods maxxing. Trees lounging.
RIP Jane Goodall, 91, head ripped off by an ape
October 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
RIP Jane Goodall, 91, head ripped off by an ape
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postal workers should be a class of monastic zealots. we should fear them as much as we rely on them
September 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
postal workers should be a class of monastic zealots. we should fear them as much as we rely on them
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She’s like the wind. She stole my hat.
September 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
She’s like the wind. She stole my hat.
Another night I lie awake under a full moon helpless in imaging all the ninja warrior parkour moves the mice are doing in my garage
July 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Another night I lie awake under a full moon helpless in imaging all the ninja warrior parkour moves the mice are doing in my garage
(tarot reader flips over card called "Barista’s Downfall") is that good?
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
(tarot reader flips over card called "Barista’s Downfall") is that good?
Had a day in the garden and realize now I need more than to touch grass; I need to be buried beneath the dirt
May 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Had a day in the garden and realize now I need more than to touch grass; I need to be buried beneath the dirt
What is the Lorax even about really? ?
May 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What is the Lorax even about really? ?
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You’re insolvent, Charlie Brown LLC
April 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You’re insolvent, Charlie Brown LLC
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Oh yeah, that gremlin on the wing works for the airline. Or like, the airline says it's okay for him to be there? It's kind of unclear. Anyway, just let him do his thing
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh yeah, that gremlin on the wing works for the airline. Or like, the airline says it's okay for him to be there? It's kind of unclear. Anyway, just let him do his thing
20 years later I still think about Luisa’s last line from Y Tu Mamá También a lot
“Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea”
“Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea”
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
20 years later I still think about Luisa’s last line from Y Tu Mamá También a lot
“Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea”
“Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea”
That funny feeling when your friend who recently killed themselves is celebrating a work anniversary on LinkedIn
January 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
That funny feeling when your friend who recently killed themselves is celebrating a work anniversary on LinkedIn
This is the first year I thought the Wet Bandits looked young 😕
December 25, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This is the first year I thought the Wet Bandits looked young 😕
Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup IS Pizza. Pizza for the ill
December 13, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup IS Pizza. Pizza for the ill