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Japheth
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Writes fantasy. Makes music. Plays TTRPGs. Propelled by executive dysfunction and coffee. [ https://j5th.com ]
Flock of Smeagols. This made laugh so hard.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I made toast in our air fryer today. Pre-buttered. Changed my life.
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Six chapters into “Dragons of Autumn Twilight” (Dragonlance book 1) and loving it.
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just finished the audiobook of “The Lies of Locke Lamora” by Scott Lynch. A great story, and Michael Page’s narration is excellent. The epilogue is immensely satisfying. Highly recommend if you enjoy clever, character-driven fantasy — doubly so if you enjoy a good heist.
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My hyper-focus is amazing. And only at the expense of everything else.

#adhd
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Does anyone else say “Pluronebus” just for funsies?
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Writing exactly 200 words each week for my dystopian sci-fi serial has been tricky, but surprisingly ADHD-friendly.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As dæmons are to His Dark Materials characters, so smartphones are to us.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Gobble-gobble, friends! Don’t celebrate Thanksgiving? I’d still encourage you to shovel food into your face hole until you’re swollen like a porpoise — moaning in bloated bliss until you lose consciousness.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I wanted to make some level-99 memories with my son at PAX Unplugged — and we absolutely did.

Gigantic thanks to everyone involved with this incredible event.

#PAXU
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Portal fantasy or psychological fiction? You decide.

#amwriting #shortfiction #writingcommunity

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The Black Circle
What really happened to Shellie Harris?
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November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
PAX Unplugged 2024 Me: "Next year I'm going to have everything planned out."

PAX Unplugged 2025 Me: *stares blankly at the massive schedule and gently weeps*

#PAXU
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Pluribus. Holy hell.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Home - Toledo - Detroit - home - NYC - home. Nap, please.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One minute earlier and it would’ve been 6:07. Nope. Not shooting that. We must stand together against Gen Alpha’s tyranny.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Disco Elysium time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
1,146 road-trip miles gobbled up by wonderful audiobooks: “Starter Villain” by @scalzi.com and “Every Heart a Doorway” by @seananmcguire.bsky.social.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Step 1: make badass business cards
Step 2: *** something ***
Step 3: literary acclaim
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I spent the week carving a Halloween story that refused to come alive — rewrite, nope, repeat. By midnight it was still a monstrosity. No story yesterday but I’m set for next year.
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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There's nothing spookier at Halloween than to sit around the fire with a group of good friends and tell each other ghost stories. Especially when you remember you haven't got a fire, or any friends.
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
May you reap all the candy like my grim son.
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Recording short stories with my partner in crime. She’s a kickass Janie.

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Janie and The Gray: Part 1
Janie's story. The first double-drabble installment of my dystopian sci-fi serial.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When I read the word “feeling” I feel something.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ahh! I thought NaNo was NoMo. NoNo. Missed the memo. Thrilled it still exists.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM