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Jared Buckert

@jaredbuckert.bsky.social

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I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek. https://linktr.ee/jared_buckert

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 14h

I only ask because Quark is advertising it as some kind of Bajoran meditation space. I think your secret is out.

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 14h

Which one? There's three. No two. Now three. Now one. Now three again. Will all of you stop phasing in and out of each other!?!

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 1d

Are you talking about the vent just above waste reclamation?

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 1d

Isn't this just breathing into a paper bag with more steps?

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 1d

Then I'm going to need more than just a tricorder.

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dinoloverx2.bsky.social @dinoloverx2.bsky.social · 3d

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 2d

Chief, I need a tricorder. I can't tell if my spoon is warping because of the chili or if there's a distortion of the space-time continuum on the Promenade.

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 2d

Hey Chief I think I have a solution to the problems with the transpo-- oh my God why is the feather duster there‽ @elimgarak240b.bsky.social you should lock the door next time!

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 4d

Are you starting a league, Chief? Sign me up, but just remember that I don't roll on the Gratitude Festival!

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly, the building is just a building. But his flippant attitude towards everything that building represents is what's truly insidious.

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 4d

Kat: "Israel killed tens of thousands of Palestinians."
AIPAC: "Well, Hamas started it..."

I believe that's called enabling.

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 5d

Oh no, I caught the gay! The preachers all said this would happen! 😉😄😂

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 5d

Are you sure he didn't mean the city in Missouri?

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 5d

Not gonna lie, I really had to hunt for the gay. But once I saw it I can't unsee it and it's beautiful.

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not sure I want to know. Do I?

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, so you haven't heard about the transporter malfunction yet? I'll explain after coffee. First things first.

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 7d

You know what? You seem busy. I'll check back later. If you need me I'll be in the arboretum. Keiko might need another hand.

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 7d

I don't know what they were moving. But it must have been heavy judging by all the grunting going on.

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 7d

Yes but fortunately it's the other one this time.

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 8d

Did you just get Animal Farmed?

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 8d

I didn't know Kilroy was a Bluejays fan.

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 8d

It's fine. @alteredmedicine.bsky.social is already loading his kit with the appropriate blinky light things to unmangle what's left.

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 8d

Sorry to bother you Chief. Can you sign this get well card for Crewman Sins? He said he threw his back out helping Keiko move something in the arboretum.

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 8d

Is that why I couldn't get the blinky light helmet the right color to match the Chief's tactical speedo?

Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 9d

The Chicago style makes a mess, but that thin crust is almost a deadly weapon. And don't get me started on the taco.

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