Jared Buckert
@jaredbuckert.bsky.social
I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek.
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James and the Giant Sausage.
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
James and the Giant Sausage.
Musk sold the hollowed out corpse of Twitter to himself. Twice.
Sounds like a shell game for embezzlement, tax evasion, money laundering, or all of the above to me.
Sounds like a shell game for embezzlement, tax evasion, money laundering, or all of the above to me.
So in the last 3 months, X was bought out by xAI, xAI got bought out by SpaceX?
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Musk sold the hollowed out corpse of Twitter to himself. Twice.
Sounds like a shell game for embezzlement, tax evasion, money laundering, or all of the above to me.
Sounds like a shell game for embezzlement, tax evasion, money laundering, or all of the above to me.
It's 2026. Why is it still legal to make dog toys with stuffing in them?
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It's 2026. Why is it still legal to make dog toys with stuffing in them?
Reposted by Jared Buckert
Reposted by Jared Buckert
Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.
Star Trek rules. Pass it on!
Star Trek rules. Pass it on!
Star Trek rules. Pass it on!
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Star Trek rules. Pass it on!
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This is the issue of our time. How we respond to Trump’s secret police will define our future for generations.
Our community is stronger than any masked henchmen.
ICE: Get the fuck out of Illinois.
Our community is stronger than any masked henchmen.
ICE: Get the fuck out of Illinois.
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
This is the issue of our time. How we respond to Trump’s secret police will define our future for generations.
Our community is stronger than any masked henchmen.
ICE: Get the fuck out of Illinois.
Our community is stronger than any masked henchmen.
ICE: Get the fuck out of Illinois.
Son: Do you know why he's the Internet guy?
Me: Because he makes the Internet work?
Son: NO! Because he makes the Internet work, AND HE'S A GUY!
Me: Because he makes the Internet work?
Son: NO! Because he makes the Internet work, AND HE'S A GUY!
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Son: Do you know why he's the Internet guy?
Me: Because he makes the Internet work?
Son: NO! Because he makes the Internet work, AND HE'S A GUY!
Me: Because he makes the Internet work?
Son: NO! Because he makes the Internet work, AND HE'S A GUY!
This is nothing like what happened. If you look you'll see his tiny hand on the Bible.
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This is nothing like what happened. If you look you'll see his tiny hand on the Bible.
Did that last night. It's become a tradition.
now watching When Harry Met Sally
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Did that last night. It's become a tradition.
In the words of Colonel Potter, "Here's to the new year. May she be a damned sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she's over."
#newyearseve
#newyearseve
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
In the words of Colonel Potter, "Here's to the new year. May she be a damned sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she's over."
#newyearseve
#newyearseve
Making a peanut butter sandwich out of Pop Tarts at 9:30 pm because I'm a muthafuckin adult.
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Making a peanut butter sandwich out of Pop Tarts at 9:30 pm because I'm a muthafuckin adult.
So we just yoinked a tanker of oil from Venezuela after months of murdering their citizens in the open ocean. Is there any reason why they wouldn't be fully justified in declaring war on us right now?
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So we just yoinked a tanker of oil from Venezuela after months of murdering their citizens in the open ocean. Is there any reason why they wouldn't be fully justified in declaring war on us right now?
I need @coachgowron.com and @annoyedobrien.bsky.social to verify. And no cheating by asking @alteredmedicine.bsky.social to use his genetically engineered super brain.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I need @coachgowron.com and @annoyedobrien.bsky.social to verify. And no cheating by asking @alteredmedicine.bsky.social to use his genetically engineered super brain.
"This country has nothing to fear from the crooked man who fails. We put him in jail. It is the crooked man who succeeds who is a threat to this country." --Theodore Roosevelt
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"This country has nothing to fear from the crooked man who fails. We put him in jail. It is the crooked man who succeeds who is a threat to this country." --Theodore Roosevelt
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Jean-Luc would approve of your varied interests.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Jean-Luc would approve of your varied interests.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
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My favorite Jared Leto performance is in American Psycho, and at least 50% of that is how his character met his demise. Although that did get a direct-to-video sequel that was honestly worthy of his presence (or so I'm told, since I haven't seen it).
I've started to come around on Jared Leto.
I hope they cast him in the next Ghostbusters movie so he can kill that franchise too. Make him the grim reaper of cinematic universes. Put him in the MCU. Put him in Star Wars.
I hope they cast him in the next Ghostbusters movie so he can kill that franchise too. Make him the grim reaper of cinematic universes. Put him in the MCU. Put him in Star Wars.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My favorite Jared Leto performance is in American Psycho, and at least 50% of that is how his character met his demise. Although that did get a direct-to-video sequel that was honestly worthy of his presence (or so I'm told, since I haven't seen it).
Any reason is good enough. Stick around.
Literally the only reason I would want to live longer is to see these motherfuckers die.
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Any reason is good enough. Stick around.
The best news I've heard in I don't even know how long.
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The best news I've heard in I don't even know how long.
Come on @support.bsky.team give Funhouse Radio back their account.
Please tell @support.bsky.team and @moderation.bsky.app that I am not a spammer. Also Email them at [email protected]
I won't post here again unless they remove the label.
I won't post here again unless they remove the label.
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Come on @support.bsky.team give Funhouse Radio back their account.
You might think Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves isn't a great movie, but I have yet to find someone who hates "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Bryan Adams didn't have to go so hard but he did.
#filmsky #robinhoodprinceofthieves
#filmsky #robinhoodprinceofthieves
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You might think Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves isn't a great movie, but I have yet to find someone who hates "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Bryan Adams didn't have to go so hard but he did.
#filmsky #robinhoodprinceofthieves
#filmsky #robinhoodprinceofthieves