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JBtheCape (Joey Gallo attorney at law)
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Father to 3 beautiful daughters and Husband to my best friend! Star Wars rules! All of it! DC sports fan and Texas Longhorns 🤘 Love Video games and all types of ill nerdy stuff. Working towards enlightenment everyday. "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER"😊 No DMs
This was all possible with Obamacare. DO NOT trust anything the media tells you anymore. They are catering to his obvious lying.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now.
You are bigger than your current circumstances.
Just..... keep...... going!
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ugh do McDonald's instead
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Coworker complains about being broke while simultaneously ordering something from Uber eats for 35 dollars.
a man wearing headphones with the words `` the math does not check out '' written above him .
ALT: a man wearing headphones with the words `` the math does not check out '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Buckling is not fighting. You failed.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why are the flags at half mast? Did another racist podcaster get clapped in the neck?
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Older, wiser, more refined tastes, more appreciative of Motley Crue
a group of people giving a thumbs up with a sign behind them that says other
Alt: a group of people giving a thumbs up with a sign behind them that says other
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Does Zach Snyder have a BS? I want him to see what Doomsday looks like.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@schumer.senate.gov what will you spend the briefcase of money on? Generally curious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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shutdown deal per AXIOS:

republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable

democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No Spain Daron Payne. I hope he at least get to go 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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🗣I ain't much on Casanova.....

Remembering Gerald Levert (July 13, 1966 – November 10, 2006) 💙🕊
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Good fucking morning to everyone except the Democratic Senators who sided with Republicans on this shutdown deal. Yeah, I want it over too—but not at the cost of letting health care premiums double or triple. All we’ve done is prove, once again, that Democrats are too weak to deliver.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Remembering Gerald Levert today on the 19th anniversary of his passing (November 10, 2006) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/GLevertRIP
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
USE THE PEN JONATHAN! BE THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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WAIT… did he just read the “then, say your name“ part out loud???? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
We're getting killed but this is why I love the DMV 😁
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The media is complicit in all of this shit. He consistently claims 8 wars have been ended. Ask for the list. The two that he held press conferences for are still going on BTW.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
👇
Payne got ejected?

Oh and Lions can go for 2 and run it up all they want, doesn’t change the fact we stomped them in the playoffs last year #RaiseHail
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
These movies are massively funded Saturday morning cartoons. Formulaic and procedural. There's nothing wrong with enjoying them but let's all calm down.
Guillermo del Toro says he has seen all 3 ‘AVATAR’ films and calls them “masterpieces”

“I know where it’s going and I think it’s going to surprise a lot of people… I can say there are very few Americans that have created an entire mythology”

(Source: Konbini/TikTok)
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can't imagine the top free agents will be clamoring to play for The Jets after this season.
[Schefter] Jets HC Aaron Glenn kept his decision about the team’s starting quarterback a secret up until today, but the team is expected to stick with Justin Fields as its starter vs. the Cleveland Browns. twitter.com/adamschefter...
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM