JBtheCape (Joey Gallo attorney at law)
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Father to 3 beautiful daughters and Husband to my best friend! Star Wars rules! All of it! DC sports fan and Texas Longhorns 🤘 Love Video games and all types of ill nerdy stuff. Working towards enlightenment everyday. "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER"😊 No DMs
"Everything is great because I said so!" 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Everything is great because I said so!" 🙄
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Kim Kardashian thinking she could ChatGPT her way through California’s bar exam as if it’s not one of, if not THE hardest… is truly one of the best representations of her stupidity and sense of entitlement. And then trying to blame psychics… chile.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Kim Kardashian thinking she could ChatGPT her way through California’s bar exam as if it’s not one of, if not THE hardest… is truly one of the best representations of her stupidity and sense of entitlement. And then trying to blame psychics… chile.
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It isn't a counternarcotics campaign, quit playing stenographer for this administration. Venezuela has the largest known oil reserves in the western hemisphere. That is what it's about.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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These people are the worst. And the dumbest.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
These people are the worst. And the dumbest.
This was all possible with Obamacare. DO NOT trust anything the media tells you anymore. They are catering to his obvious lying.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This was all possible with Obamacare. DO NOT trust anything the media tells you anymore. They are catering to his obvious lying.
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now.
You are bigger than your current circumstances.
Just..... keep...... going!
You are bigger than your current circumstances.
Just..... keep...... going!
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this right now.
You are bigger than your current circumstances.
Just..... keep...... going!
You are bigger than your current circumstances.
Just..... keep...... going!
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Ugh do McDonald's instead
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ugh do McDonald's instead
Coworker complains about being broke while simultaneously ordering something from Uber eats for 35 dollars.
a man wearing headphones with the words `` the math does not check out '' written above him .
ALT: a man wearing headphones with the words `` the math does not check out '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Coworker complains about being broke while simultaneously ordering something from Uber eats for 35 dollars.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Buckling is not fighting. You failed.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Buckling is not fighting. You failed.
Why are the flags at half mast? Did another racist podcaster get clapped in the neck?
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Why are the flags at half mast? Did another racist podcaster get clapped in the neck?
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Older, wiser, more refined tastes, more appreciative of Motley Crue
a group of people giving a thumbs up with a sign behind them that says other
Alt: a group of people giving a thumbs up with a sign behind them that says other
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Older, wiser, more refined tastes, more appreciative of Motley Crue
Does Zach Snyder have a BS? I want him to see what Doomsday looks like.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Does Zach Snyder have a BS? I want him to see what Doomsday looks like.
@schumer.senate.gov what will you spend the briefcase of money on? Generally curious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@schumer.senate.gov what will you spend the briefcase of money on? Generally curious.
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shutdown deal per AXIOS:
republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable
democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima
republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable
democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
shutdown deal per AXIOS:
republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable
democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima
republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable
democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima
No Spain Daron Payne. I hope he at least get to go 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
No Spain Daron Payne. I hope he at least get to go 😂
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🗣I ain't much on Casanova.....
Remembering Gerald Levert (July 13, 1966 – November 10, 2006) 💙🕊
Remembering Gerald Levert (July 13, 1966 – November 10, 2006) 💙🕊
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🗣I ain't much on Casanova.....
Remembering Gerald Levert (July 13, 1966 – November 10, 2006) 💙🕊
Remembering Gerald Levert (July 13, 1966 – November 10, 2006) 💙🕊
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Good fucking morning to everyone except the Democratic Senators who sided with Republicans on this shutdown deal. Yeah, I want it over too—but not at the cost of letting health care premiums double or triple. All we’ve done is prove, once again, that Democrats are too weak to deliver.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Good fucking morning to everyone except the Democratic Senators who sided with Republicans on this shutdown deal. Yeah, I want it over too—but not at the cost of letting health care premiums double or triple. All we’ve done is prove, once again, that Democrats are too weak to deliver.
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Remembering Gerald Levert today on the 19th anniversary of his passing (November 10, 2006) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/GLevertRIP
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Remembering Gerald Levert today on the 19th anniversary of his passing (November 10, 2006) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/GLevertRIP
USE THE PEN JONATHAN! BE THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
USE THE PEN JONATHAN! BE THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!
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WAIT… did he just read the “then, say your name“ part out loud???? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
WAIT… did he just read the “then, say your name“ part out loud???? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂