Chris Morrison
@jcmorrison74.bsky.social
Teacher, dad. Let’s see if this place will be better. He/him.
Now I don’t feel so bad about not buying class photos of my kids for the last 10 years
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Now I don’t feel so bad about not buying class photos of my kids for the last 10 years
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
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BREAKING: Photo of the entire Kid Rock halftime audience.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
BREAKING: Photo of the entire Kid Rock halftime audience.
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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Because internet: this is not blanket praise.
But imagine being in the Epstein files and coming out like a G
But imagine being in the Epstein files and coming out like a G
Finkelstein appears in latest Epstein release with brutal rejection of overtures
Norman Finkelstein appears in Epstein files to say that he'd hope convicted paedophile Epstein would be "throttled"
www.thecanary.co
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Because internet: this is not blanket praise.
But imagine being in the Epstein files and coming out like a G
But imagine being in the Epstein files and coming out like a G
Remember when that drunk driving healthcare CEO who was responsible for multiple deaths was gunned down? That was cool. We should do that again
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Remember when that drunk driving healthcare CEO who was responsible for multiple deaths was gunned down? That was cool. We should do that again
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This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.
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Fun fact: Harper was in charge then. Can’t pin this on Trudeau or the “libs”, kids.
#cdnpoli
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#cdnpoli
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Why was Jeffrey Epstein allowed into Canada in 2014? | CBC News
Nearly six years after pleading guilty to a crime that should have made him inadmissible, Jeffrey Epstein visited Canada, and federal government officials are providing no answers about why he was all...
www.cbc.ca
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Fun fact: Harper was in charge then. Can’t pin this on Trudeau or the “libs”, kids.
#cdnpoli
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#cdnpoli
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
Cooper Flagg is very good at basketball
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Cooper Flagg is very good at basketball
It would be nice if the rich pedos were brought to justice. It would be better if they were just gunned down in the streets
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
It would be nice if the rich pedos were brought to justice. It would be better if they were just gunned down in the streets
This definitely explains Harper and Pollievre in Canada
Underrated "conservatism is the ideology of daddy issues" data point is that Reagan had an absent, alcoholic father and latched onto his successful brain surgeon father-in-law and became the exact same kind of California crypto-Bircher he was
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This definitely explains Harper and Pollievre in Canada
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To Carney fans: You don't need to post any more comments about how the public service became bloated under Trudeau and cuts are good, actually. We're all familiar with these *conservative* talking points, thank you.
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
To Carney fans: You don't need to post any more comments about how the public service became bloated under Trudeau and cuts are good, actually. We're all familiar with these *conservative* talking points, thank you.
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sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
I just looked up a festival i went to in 1998. I saw Creed and Foo Fighters on the same day and do not remember anything about that. I definitely remember Green Day though
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I just looked up a festival i went to in 1998. I saw Creed and Foo Fighters on the same day and do not remember anything about that. I definitely remember Green Day though
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SCTV conflating Fellini and The 10th Victim in their very long 60s Italian cinema parody
youtu.be/qh9ScBnVvYw
youtu.be/qh9ScBnVvYw
Rome, Italian Style from SCTV
YouTube video by Nina G
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January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
SCTV conflating Fellini and The 10th Victim in their very long 60s Italian cinema parody
youtu.be/qh9ScBnVvYw
youtu.be/qh9ScBnVvYw
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the vibe when u met an online homie with a simila rpoosting style and u start dming
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 AM
the vibe when u met an online homie with a simila rpoosting style and u start dming
Kinda nice everyone has different opinions on Katherine O’Hara’s best role. Like she was great in everything and we can’t decide which is the best of the best. ( it’s SCTV and Best in Show)
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Kinda nice everyone has different opinions on Katherine O’Hara’s best role. Like she was great in everything and we can’t decide which is the best of the best. ( it’s SCTV and Best in Show)
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The Beatles gave their final live performance 57 years ago today on the roof of Apple HQ. As police attempt to stop the impromptu performance, Mal Evans switches off Harrison and Lennon’s amps. They’re incredulous. A terrific moment!
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“Get Back” in Let It Be (Michael Lindsay-Hogg, 1970).
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“Get Back” in Let It Be (Michael Lindsay-Hogg, 1970).
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The Beatles gave their final live performance 57 years ago today on the roof of Apple HQ. As police attempt to stop the impromptu performance, Mal Evans switches off Harrison and Lennon’s amps. They’re incredulous. A terrific moment!
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“Get Back” in Let It Be (Michael Lindsay-Hogg, 1970).
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“Get Back” in Let It Be (Michael Lindsay-Hogg, 1970).
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It’s meeeeeeeee!
Let me know what you think.
Let me know what you think.
Forth Worth teacher Chanea Bond says sticking with pen and paper keeps generative artificial intelligence out of her American literature classes. n.pr/4c3cdzs
To keep AI out of her classroom, this high school English teacher went analog
Forth Worth teacher Chanea Bond says sticking with pen and paper keeps generative artificial intelligence out of her American literature classes.
n.pr
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It’s meeeeeeeee!
Let me know what you think.
Let me know what you think.
Re-listened to the entire 4 part over 7 and a half hour series on this song the past two days. I’ll just say, quite a journey. The darkness of The Beach Boys journey makes Norwegian Death Metal seem like the Wiggles
Today we’re travelling back to the second part of a multi-episode look at the song “Never Learn Not to Love” by the Beach Boys, which explores the links between Charles Manson and the LA music scene.
Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Music and via Andrew’s website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...
Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Music and via Andrew’s website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...
Song 177: “Never Learn Not to Love” by the Beach Boys, Part Two — “Is it True What They Say About Dixie?”
For those who haven’t heard the announcement I posted, songs from this point on will sometimes be split among multiple episodes, so this is the second part of a multi-episode look at the song “Neve…
500songs.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Re-listened to the entire 4 part over 7 and a half hour series on this song the past two days. I’ll just say, quite a journey. The darkness of The Beach Boys journey makes Norwegian Death Metal seem like the Wiggles