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gauchopunk, baichar al assado
dos guris, pelos guris, e para os guris
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gurizada seguinte

quatro a dois para o colossal ok
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Incredible
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
DUA LIPA É ROCK GAÚCHO
rock gaucho alignment chart.jpg
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
BANCO CENTRAL
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
filho da puta cara pqp
International rules based order collapsing and its Macron giving a speech like this - inexplicably wearing sunglasses - that has truly sent me over the edge
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
cara vai tomar no cuuuuu
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
hj é aquele dia do mês que o janan ganesh ta inspirado
The right will want a United States of Europe
Conservatives will come to see a unified continent as the only defence against America and China
giftarticle.ft.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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It never even occurred to me that’s what they’re doing but yeah they’re in massive Expeditions and my stopping distance on a city street is like 20 feet. They absolutely cannot lose me in the city once I’m on them. They almost always just give up and go home
They did it repeatedly, it's just basically impossible to brake check a Honda Fit because that thing stops on a dime
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
jerome powell mito absoluto
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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So good
January 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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One thing that also makes this great is that the moment all the other drivers and pedestrians realize what you’re doing you can basically do whatever you want, they’ll block a major one-way so you can u-turn in it to zip behind an ICE convoy. Whole city is on the side of the observers. Fish sea etc.
You guys have no idea how good this car is for what we’re doing. You can lurk in alleys or behind parked SUVs. It drives like a go-cart. You’re three feet off the ground with exceptional visibility so I can pull snap u-turns or cut behind convoys
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Kei cars are banned in the US because it would make Will Stancil too powerful
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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You guys have no idea how good this car is for what we’re doing. You can lurk in alleys or behind parked SUVs. It drives like a go-cart. You’re three feet off the ground with exceptional visibility so I can pull snap u-turns or cut behind convoys
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I don’t want a humvee, I want a 2020 Honda fit
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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There is a crisis of impunity. The Musk/Grok stuff is just one f many examples of people who are counting on there never being any consequences. And it all makes me just incandescently mad.
Elon Musk Cannot Get Away With This
If there is no red line around AI-generated sex abuse, then no line exists.
www.theatlantic.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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will is a poster so dedicated he drives around pestering heavily armed men as if they are the trolls in his mentions
Rich cultural text that Will Stancil is in the streets of Minneapolis fighting ICE while the ten thousand losers who want him to dead are petrified of No Kings events because they might see a mom with a cell phone.

Just a perfect distillation of every discourse.
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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It was extremely obvious that the boomer resistance libs were right from day one, and it’s extremely telling how many of these guys find that amazing because they find the people personally kind of dopey.
Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
que mitada pqp
BERNANKE/YELLEN/GREENSPAN JOINT STATEMENT:

“.. this is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets ..”

(via @apnews.com)
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
cada dia que passa o não banimento generalizado do aplicativo de tudo fica mas nauseante

sei lá, minha impressão é que se fosse a dois anos atrás o c level inteiro estaria torrando o bônus com advogado
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM