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Jeff Braun
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 1d
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 2d
Hey, whatever works for you!
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 2d
Who’s solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 3d
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
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Alison Herman @aherman2006.bsky.social · 4d
if you watched the shirt shop scene in THE CHAIR COMPANY and thought “who is *that*?!” I have the article for you!

meet jared lindner: first time actor, long time suit salesman and a total pleasure to talk to variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘The Chair Company’ Star and Real-Life Suit Salesman on Acting for the First Time With ‘Unbelievable’ Tim Robinson: ‘I Hope I Don’t Make a Fool Out of Myself in Front of My Wife’
'The Chair Company' star Jared Lindner, a first-time actor and real life suit salesman, discusses his appearance in Tim Robinson's HBO comedy
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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah Ton', it's done. Napoleon's short—on jewels, that is. Heheh.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 3d
Hope Bruce shows up as a rival chef in the next season of The Bear.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 3d
When the plumber arrives early and you haven’t hidden the Smurfs comic in your bathroom and it’s a one bedroom condo so you can’t pretend it belongs to a kid.
a cartoon smurf is sitting down with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face .
Alt: a cartoon smurf with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face .
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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 5d
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 6d
Can’t believe I spent 35 years assuming it all took place in NYC.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 7d
Yes, there are 50 jokes in this thread. Blaine is a genius.
blainecapatch.bsky.social blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 27
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 7d
Lord, how I miss Robin Williams
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 9d
cigarettes and silence.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 10d
It’s not 2,500 miles, it’s 4,000 kilometres! Go Jays!
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 10d
Yes! She’s a genius.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 10d
Oof, great way to suck all the excitement out of the story. 🤦‍♂️
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 10d
If a character hasn’t appeared for 30 pages, there should be a footnote reminding everyone who they are so I don’t have to flip back and try to figure it out.

I’m dumb and that would be helpful.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 10d
Everyone in Canada:
a man sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in front of him
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in front of him
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 11d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

The microphone was on?
craigdoell.bsky.social Craig Doell @craigdoell.bsky.social · 11d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

What is that alarm?
hiebzky.bsky.social hiebzky @hiebzky.bsky.social · 11d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

The breaker was off.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 11d
We hereby bestow upon you honourary Canadian status.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 12d
Babies are terrible sleepers, up every other hour, crying and pooping…
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 13d
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 13d
Okay good, I thought I was the only one who didn't get it and doesn't understand why it's become a thing.
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Jeff Braun @jeffbbraun.bsky.social · 13d
Staring at the clock...waiting for 10:10 on 10/10....
a cartoon of a man running with his dog
ALT: a cartoon of a man running with his dog
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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 15d
Was completely on purpose
juliansingleton.bsky.social Ghoulian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 15d
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
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