Jeff Braun
@jeffbbraun.bsky.social
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The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
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RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
Uphill skiing should be an Olympic event.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Uphill skiing should be an Olympic event.
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10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
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I'm learning that my hearing disability is one of the few medical conditions people can actually get mad at someone for having.
Hearing aids help, but they're not magic ears, people! 🙃
Hearing aids help, but they're not magic ears, people! 🙃
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I'm learning that my hearing disability is one of the few medical conditions people can actually get mad at someone for having.
Hearing aids help, but they're not magic ears, people! 🙃
Hearing aids help, but they're not magic ears, people! 🙃
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Good to see the non-spill, non-scald cup and lid system still eludes the geniuses at Tim Hortons. At least their coffee and donuts are shitty.
It's bizarre to say but a couple of McDonalds would really make downtown a better place to visit...
It's bizarre to say but a couple of McDonalds would really make downtown a better place to visit...
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Good to see the non-spill, non-scald cup and lid system still eludes the geniuses at Tim Hortons. At least their coffee and donuts are shitty.
It's bizarre to say but a couple of McDonalds would really make downtown a better place to visit...
It's bizarre to say but a couple of McDonalds would really make downtown a better place to visit...
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
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As nice as it is to have hearing aids and be able to, you know, hear people again...it's also nice they have an off switch when the people around you need not be heard.
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
As nice as it is to have hearing aids and be able to, you know, hear people again...it's also nice they have an off switch when the people around you need not be heard.
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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
Gary Coleman called the radio station I work at for an interview and I transferred the call to the studio.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Gary Coleman called the radio station I work at for an interview and I transferred the call to the studio.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Five perfect movies in no particular order
-Fargo
-Unforgiven
-The Fugitive
-Pulp Fiction
-All The President’s Men
-Fargo
-Unforgiven
-The Fugitive
-Pulp Fiction
-All The President’s Men
Five perfect movies in no particular order
- Seven Samurai
- Spirited Away
- Alien
- High Noon
- Godzilla Minus One
- Seven Samurai
- Spirited Away
- Alien
- High Noon
- Godzilla Minus One
Five perfect movies in no particular order
- JAWS
- ROBOCOP
- THE WILD BUNCH
- YOJIMBO
- EVIL DEAD 2
- JAWS
- ROBOCOP
- THE WILD BUNCH
- YOJIMBO
- EVIL DEAD 2
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Five perfect movies in no particular order
-Fargo
-Unforgiven
-The Fugitive
-Pulp Fiction
-All The President’s Men
-Fargo
-Unforgiven
-The Fugitive
-Pulp Fiction
-All The President’s Men
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Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
It's a lovely day on Hoth, and the Tauntauns are doing all right...
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's a lovely day on Hoth, and the Tauntauns are doing all right...
All schools in all divisions in Winnipeg are closed today.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
All schools in all divisions in Winnipeg are closed today.
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20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
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December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Meathead on All In The Family, an incredibly underrated directing career (the run from Spinal Tap to A Few Good Men is unparalleled), and co-founder of production company Castle Rock (Seinfeld), plus all the other acting roles - Rob Reiner did it all in Hollywood and did it better than most. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Meathead on All In The Family, an incredibly underrated directing career (the run from Spinal Tap to A Few Good Men is unparalleled), and co-founder of production company Castle Rock (Seinfeld), plus all the other acting roles - Rob Reiner did it all in Hollywood and did it better than most. RIP.
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I'm the new first baseman, T.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm the new first baseman, T.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.