jess.
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man this show was iconic. i need to figure out where i can watch y the whole thing start to finish, been feeling real nostalgic lately
All these people who swear they grew up on the Cosby show acting like they don't remember Claire setting Elvin straight about "serving"
August 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
man this show was iconic. i need to figure out where i can watch y the whole thing start to finish, been feeling real nostalgic lately
I’m happy for the swifties but if I see that clip ONE MORE TIME
August 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I’m happy for the swifties but if I see that clip ONE MORE TIME
this is a very niche charlotte post
death, taxes, and a traffic backup on 277 for the independence exit
August 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
this is a very niche charlotte post
death, taxes, and a traffic backup on 277 for the independence exit
August 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
death, taxes, and a traffic backup on 277 for the independence exit
It happened to me again… we’re on day 3 of rain
Watered all my flowers this morning… tell me why it’s torrential raining and thundering right now!
August 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It happened to me again… we’re on day 3 of rain
Watered all my flowers this morning… tell me why it’s torrential raining and thundering right now!
July 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Watered all my flowers this morning… tell me why it’s torrential raining and thundering right now!
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Groceries are HIGH as FUCKKKKK MY GOD LMAO
July 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Groceries are HIGH as FUCKKKKK MY GOD LMAO
Circle back
KPIs (what happened to goals??)
Stakeholder (say a real word please)
KPIs (what happened to goals??)
Stakeholder (say a real word please)
What’s a corporate phrase or word that you hate? For example, I used to hate it when some producers at ESPN would say, “we had some learns today.” A new one is, “we’ve got some solves.” What’s corporate -speak do you despise?
July 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Circle back
KPIs (what happened to goals??)
Stakeholder (say a real word please)
KPIs (what happened to goals??)
Stakeholder (say a real word please)
there is no reason for solomon to consistently be this funny!
"chief people officer"
you mean HR?
you down to the Coldplay concert with HR?
you mean HR?
you down to the Coldplay concert with HR?
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
there is no reason for solomon to consistently be this funny!
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Doechii Covers British Vogue, August 2025 issue
July 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Doechii Covers British Vogue, August 2025 issue
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my view is that everyone should be able to earn a living wage doing whatever it is they like. if you love working in a bookshop, you should be able to live a comfortable life doing so. if you loving being a barista, the same. and if you want to do more traditional blue collar work, that’s cool too!
the other thing is that no one who fetishizes manual labor actually cares to improve life for people who are in those circumstances! no support for unionization or a generous welfare state! no interest in policies that make life easier for people who work their hands or afford them more autonomy!
July 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
my view is that everyone should be able to earn a living wage doing whatever it is they like. if you love working in a bookshop, you should be able to live a comfortable life doing so. if you loving being a barista, the same. and if you want to do more traditional blue collar work, that’s cool too!
the wait for pics after a friend tells u they got engaged is AGONIZING
July 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the wait for pics after a friend tells u they got engaged is AGONIZING
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#Baltimore Mayor #BrandonScott invested in 42 summer youth camps, 29 literacy programs, extended the rec center hours to 11 p.m, planned block parties, opened the pools for safe fun, & opened several schools up for summer classes. Crime is down 62%. 🔥🔥 www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Baltimore is seeing the city’s fewest homicides in 50 years. Here’s why.
Multiple people have taken credit for the historic drop that mirrors a national decrease in violent crimes. Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says it’s due to a community-based approach to gun violence.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
#Baltimore Mayor #BrandonScott invested in 42 summer youth camps, 29 literacy programs, extended the rec center hours to 11 p.m, planned block parties, opened the pools for safe fun, & opened several schools up for summer classes. Crime is down 62%. 🔥🔥 www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
I don’t care what y’all say about the bear, I still think it’s good. the “worms” episode is so good too to bottom
July 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don’t care what y’all say about the bear, I still think it’s good. the “worms” episode is so good too to bottom
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it's getting serious.
July 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
it's getting serious.
greattttt
"AllTrails has a new generative AI feature that can be asked to 'shorten my route' or 'make this more scenic.'
But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers say the feature is going to exacerbate an issue they’ve been warning about for years: hiking apps providing false information."
But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers say the feature is going to exacerbate an issue they’ve been warning about for years: hiking apps providing false information."
AllTrails launches AI route-making tool, worrying search-and-rescue members
One of the world’s most popular hiking apps has a new generative AI feature that can be asked to "shorten my route" or "make this more scenic." But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers sa...
www.nationalobserver.com
June 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
greattttt
my one year old cat who we call “little princess” is snoring like a grown human right now. like she has a 401k!!
June 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
my one year old cat who we call “little princess” is snoring like a grown human right now. like she has a 401k!!
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Just saw your text from last night. Are you still defusing the bomb
June 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just saw your text from last night. Are you still defusing the bomb
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NOBODY:
ME, doing absolutely anything: bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
ME, doing absolutely anything: bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
May 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
NOBODY:
ME, doing absolutely anything: bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
ME, doing absolutely anything: bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
This is crazyyyyyy 💀
The problem with y’all calling Joe Rogan “intellectually curious”
… the man is nearing the 6th decade of life with curiosities that should’ve been quelled by a library card and community college enrollment
… the man is nearing the 6th decade of life with curiosities that should’ve been quelled by a library card and community college enrollment
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is crazyyyyyy 💀
i love that i can text @justmorgie.bsky.social one word and she already knows what im talking about, that’s my sister for real!!
May 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i love that i can text @justmorgie.bsky.social one word and she already knows what im talking about, that’s my sister for real!!
