JessicAnja 🍒
@jessicanja.bsky.social
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JessicAnja 🍒
@jessicanja.bsky.social
· Oct 13
Aging less like a fine wine & more like an open can of orange Fanta left on the nightstand overnight ✨
I checked out a 9 item order faster than it took her to scan & pay for a single poinsettia plant due to user error…
But I’m the asshole if I point out that she should have gone thru a traditional check out lane & not self checkout if she required additional assistance to check out one item.
🤔
But I’m the asshole if I point out that she should have gone thru a traditional check out lane & not self checkout if she required additional assistance to check out one item.
🤔
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I checked out a 9 item order faster than it took her to scan & pay for a single poinsettia plant due to user error…
But I’m the asshole if I point out that she should have gone thru a traditional check out lane & not self checkout if she required additional assistance to check out one item.
🤔
But I’m the asshole if I point out that she should have gone thru a traditional check out lane & not self checkout if she required additional assistance to check out one item.
🤔
It’s called a ‘walkway’, not a ‘stop & stare at your phone way’, Asshat
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s called a ‘walkway’, not a ‘stop & stare at your phone way’, Asshat
Motherfucker took up a third of the bakery aisle scrolling his phone & completely blocking the powdered sugar while wearing busted sandals in 35° weather.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Motherfucker took up a third of the bakery aisle scrolling his phone & completely blocking the powdered sugar while wearing busted sandals in 35° weather.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
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The October jobs report is so damn good they are not releasing it. So you know it was outstanding.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The October jobs report is so damn good they are not releasing it. So you know it was outstanding.
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Hey another cat skeet.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hey another cat skeet.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.
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Work party drunk is a whole different kind of drunk.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Work party drunk is a whole different kind of drunk.
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Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.
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Saved a turtle's life today, everyone clap.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Saved a turtle's life today, everyone clap.
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Or shitty women too. To be fair
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Or shitty women too. To be fair
I was indirectly propositioned by the weird maintenance dude this morning so I guess you could say I’ve still got it 💅🏻✨💅🏻
an elderly woman with gray hair is standing in front of a wall .
ALT: an elderly woman with gray hair is standing in front of a wall .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I was indirectly propositioned by the weird maintenance dude this morning so I guess you could say I’ve still got it 💅🏻✨💅🏻
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I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.
An annual tradition of almost a decade ✨ I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker is always a fun watch 🧛🏻♂️🩸🧛🏻♂️
Still hoping for a Twirl short tho… @jacobgivens.bsky.social
#vampire #vampiremovie #IHadABloodyGoodTimeAtHouseHarker
Still hoping for a Twirl short tho… @jacobgivens.bsky.social
#vampire #vampiremovie #IHadABloodyGoodTimeAtHouseHarker
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
An annual tradition of almost a decade ✨ I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker is always a fun watch 🧛🏻♂️🩸🧛🏻♂️
Still hoping for a Twirl short tho… @jacobgivens.bsky.social
#vampire #vampiremovie #IHadABloodyGoodTimeAtHouseHarker
Still hoping for a Twirl short tho… @jacobgivens.bsky.social
#vampire #vampiremovie #IHadABloodyGoodTimeAtHouseHarker
I’ve been up since the ungodly hour of 11pm… stupid menopause 😒
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’ve been up since the ungodly hour of 11pm… stupid menopause 😒
Aging less like a fine wine & more like an open can of orange Fanta left on the nightstand overnight ✨
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Aging less like a fine wine & more like an open can of orange Fanta left on the nightstand overnight ✨
When I color my hair, I get my eyebrows tinted to match because I’m both fancy af & have gray eyebrows.
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When I color my hair, I get my eyebrows tinted to match because I’m both fancy af & have gray eyebrows.
It’s a knit a scarf & bake pumpkin muffins while watching 30 Days of Night kinda Sunday ✨
October 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s a knit a scarf & bake pumpkin muffins while watching 30 Days of Night kinda Sunday ✨
Guys… two of my amazing daughters are pregnant at the same time!
I am beyond excited 💖✨💖
I am beyond excited 💖✨💖
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Guys… two of my amazing daughters are pregnant at the same time!
I am beyond excited 💖✨💖
I am beyond excited 💖✨💖
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I may be annoying, but at least I've never recorded myself putting on makeup.
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I may be annoying, but at least I've never recorded myself putting on makeup.
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The entire world when that Kash guy announces anything:
September 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The entire world when that Kash guy announces anything:
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the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books
September 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books