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“Hello, it's me, The Dean of Yale. I read your thesis, I think it could be a bestseller. Now you must decide between Yale and marrying the hometown barista guy.”
It's the highest of high art. If you're an academic you need to watch it ASAP.
It's the highest of high art. If you're an academic you need to watch it ASAP.
Time for our annual viewing of the academia-themed Just in Time for Christmas, in which she gets cold called by the “Dean of Yale,” who wants to publish her dissertation because it will be a bestseller and offers a flyout for a job she didn’t apply for, and mystical William Shatner shakes things up.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“Hello, it's me, The Dean of Yale. I read your thesis, I think it could be a bestseller. Now you must decide between Yale and marrying the hometown barista guy.”
It's the highest of high art. If you're an academic you need to watch it ASAP.
It's the highest of high art. If you're an academic you need to watch it ASAP.
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
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This year I watched a LOT of TV. Here are my fave dramas & comedies of 2025
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This year I watched a LOT of TV. Here are my fave dramas & comedies of 2025
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👇🏻❤️👇🏻💔👇🏻❤️👇🏻
Please take 7 and a half minutes and watch this.
Seth Remembers Rob Reiner
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
👇🏻❤️👇🏻💔👇🏻❤️👇🏻
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
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Deep dive by WBEZ’s Dan Mihalopoulos and the Chicago Sun-Times’ Lauren FitzPatrick into the background of Greg Bovino, the face of the immigration crackdown who is described by one critic as “the Liberace of the Border Patrol.” @dmihalopoulos.bsky.social @bylaurenfitz.bsky.social
Greg Bovino's the star of Trump’s deportation show. We trace his roots.
As a boy, the Hollywood movie “The Border" set the course for his life. He couldn’t believe the Border Patrol agents in the movie were the bad guys. Now that he’s in charge of deportation efforts caus...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Deep dive by WBEZ’s Dan Mihalopoulos and the Chicago Sun-Times’ Lauren FitzPatrick into the background of Greg Bovino, the face of the immigration crackdown who is described by one critic as “the Liberace of the Border Patrol.” @dmihalopoulos.bsky.social @bylaurenfitz.bsky.social
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Jena Friedman: Treat Nazis Like You Treat Women | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
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“My hopes for a natural delivery were shattered all for six YouTube videos at $800 each. None of those shots aired. I was never informed [by the New York Times] why, but can only assume that it would have been a bad look to open the episodes with a sweaty, heavily pregnant woman about to pass out.”
sorry about your cookies
this is probably TMI
sohla.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“My hopes for a natural delivery were shattered all for six YouTube videos at $800 each. None of those shots aired. I was never informed [by the New York Times] why, but can only assume that it would have been a bad look to open the episodes with a sweaty, heavily pregnant woman about to pass out.”
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
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Starting this thread as a gathering space for those of my fellow Americans who, like me, cook two (2) Thanksgiving dinners. First one goes on the table today, the second on Saturday. Send me strength. #SecondThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Starting this thread as a gathering space for those of my fellow Americans who, like me, cook two (2) Thanksgiving dinners. First one goes on the table today, the second on Saturday. Send me strength. #SecondThanksgiving
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posting the classics
Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
posting the classics
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
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Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
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THANKSGIVING RECIPES THREAD 🧵🍁🦃
I’m Head Chef at this year’s Bower family Thanksgiving.
The soup season thread was a hit, so now I’m turning to Bluesky for your best Turkey Day recipes.
What’s the one dish you can’t live without?
Drop recipes and tips in the replies ⬇️
(Photo: my fave appetizer)
I’m Head Chef at this year’s Bower family Thanksgiving.
The soup season thread was a hit, so now I’m turning to Bluesky for your best Turkey Day recipes.
What’s the one dish you can’t live without?
Drop recipes and tips in the replies ⬇️
(Photo: my fave appetizer)
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
THANKSGIVING RECIPES THREAD 🧵🍁🦃
I’m Head Chef at this year’s Bower family Thanksgiving.
The soup season thread was a hit, so now I’m turning to Bluesky for your best Turkey Day recipes.
What’s the one dish you can’t live without?
Drop recipes and tips in the replies ⬇️
(Photo: my fave appetizer)
I’m Head Chef at this year’s Bower family Thanksgiving.
The soup season thread was a hit, so now I’m turning to Bluesky for your best Turkey Day recipes.
What’s the one dish you can’t live without?
Drop recipes and tips in the replies ⬇️
(Photo: my fave appetizer)
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in the mood for a good scary book, like scariest book you've ever read scary, who's got something for me
July 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
in the mood for a good scary book, like scariest book you've ever read scary, who's got something for me
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Paul’s threads are one of the best things on Bluesky, and this one in particular is a must
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Paul’s threads are one of the best things on Bluesky, and this one in particular is a must
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment