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@jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social
wait... this isn't eHarmony?
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Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
OH MY GOD IT'S SNOWING 5 million people at the grocery
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
OH MY GOD IT'S SNOWING 5 million people at the grocery
"I'm positive Jill will have no problem answering any calls or questions anyone has"
a close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"I'm positive Jill will have no problem answering any calls or questions anyone has"
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Imagine admitting out loud on national television that you're dumber than all of human history.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Imagine admitting out loud on national television that you're dumber than all of human history.
Dear everybody at work today. I took one day off and apparently EVERYTHING caught on fire. Please don't approach me within five minutes of entry into the building with follow up questions. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dear everybody at work today. I took one day off and apparently EVERYTHING caught on fire. Please don't approach me within five minutes of entry into the building with follow up questions. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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At this point I don't know if he's insane or if I've gone insane
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
At this point I don't know if he's insane or if I've gone insane
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How it feels trying to cover this administration
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
How it feels trying to cover this administration
Mindlessly scrolling through TikTok and wondering why everyone does all of their shit monologues and eating in their car.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mindlessly scrolling through TikTok and wondering why everyone does all of their shit monologues and eating in their car.
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Walking like the cockroach dude from Men in Black.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Walking like the cockroach dude from Men in Black.
Today's goal was to make lasagna and I got everything out and proceeded to put it together then realized I don't have any mozzarella or any cheese other than sharp and a Gruyere/Swiss blend. Oh and thankfully some Parmesan. Too late to turn back now🙃
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today's goal was to make lasagna and I got everything out and proceeded to put it together then realized I don't have any mozzarella or any cheese other than sharp and a Gruyere/Swiss blend. Oh and thankfully some Parmesan. Too late to turn back now🙃
Switching up breakfast for dinner and having dinner for breakfast because who said you can't have Chinese at 9AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Switching up breakfast for dinner and having dinner for breakfast because who said you can't have Chinese at 9AM
Anyone else making cookies at 10:30 at night?
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Anyone else making cookies at 10:30 at night?
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"This has never been about 'illegal' immigration. It's about ending all immigration from non-white countries." — Me, six years ago
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"This has never been about 'illegal' immigration. It's about ending all immigration from non-white countries." — Me, six years ago
So tired. So full of butter.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So tired. So full of butter.
In an effort to be fair, I’ve burnt all the fingers on my other hand as well.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
In an effort to be fair, I’ve burnt all the fingers on my other hand as well.