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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

I am a simple man. When my wife asks for vanilla chai tea I walk through the house singing ‘nilla chai’ to the tune of Bella Ciao

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 3d

Grateful to my my past self for sending this would happen, so at least I haven’t spent three hundred pounds to watch this mess

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 3d

I am so mad at myself for watching this game to the bitter end

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 3d

And the game is so bad that it’s even worse

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 3d

Rich Eisen can do a lot of things well, but he can’t call a game in a compelling way

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 3d

Jets are playing at 2.30pm today and I’m so annoyed because that means I will have no other games to switch to when they piss me off

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 7d

I write full time largely because of one thread about getting high with the Irish president. As cringe as it is to admit, my entire life has been massively enhanced by Twitter and ketamine over precisely the same time that those two things have proven less beneficial for Elon Musk.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 7d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 7d

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 8d

Catherine Connolly for President so she can challenge every other President to play keepy uppies in the aras

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 10d

This is the year the jets go 0-17 I’m calling it now. And we’re gonna draft the wrong QB so it won’t even help long term

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 10d

New York jets not beating the cursed franchise allegations this year

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 15d

any NFL game recap written after a primetime game should be as horny as possible from now on.

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15d

This is not a complaint; this is the least I have ever hated NFL media as a genre

@WesSteinberg
#Giants QB Jason Dart staggered out of the showers, water still dripping down his chest, steam clinging to his skin after winning his first NFL start.
His legs trembled, his voice was husky, his eyes half-lidded. He'd been pounded into the turf all afternoon, hit again and again, and every ache showed.
But his lips curled into a sly grin.
Then Brian Daboll strode over, grabbed him by the neck, and pulled the rookie QB into a sweaty, lingering embrace - steam rising around them

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 15d

We don’t have the players we need and it’s rebuild and some things are working etc etc, but man it’s hard to watch the jets this year.

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 17d

The cart is coming out a lot in the meadowlands

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 20d

I’ve been enjoying traitors but it’s a bit anticlimactic heading into the final episode when you know the traitors are gonna get all the cash in the end because of the numbers game

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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 24d

lol Aaron Glenn...

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · 24d

Everyone on my fantasy team who’s playing right now has fumbled the ball at least once. Football is back!

A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · Sep 14

Tony Romo has changed the entire shape of his head in some way, what is this new plastic surgery? No shade to the man, if he’s happier with a larger face more power to him

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Rosie Collington @rosiecollington.bsky.social · Sep 11

this is ridiculous

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · Sep 10

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

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A mysterious stranger (scary) @jetsenjoyer.bsky.social · Sep 11

Very sad day for the US when being a professional fascist exposes you to a level of risk normally only experienced by the average american school going child

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · Sep 7

starting to make sense

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · Aug 5

Dolphins training camp is going well

#Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel on why it’s a great morning and not just a good morning:

“Because we’re another day closer to death.”

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · Nov 18

unfortunately i love everything about the way jim harbaugh wants to win football games

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · Sep 5

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 29

honestly if there's not at least one area in heaven that's more or less just GTA Online what's even the point. this is paradise and yet i can't shoot any of my friends with a submachine gun while riding a homophobically named scooter

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