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Cats when you yell at them for eating plastic
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Cats when you yell at them for eating plastic
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Actual math quiz I had to grade when helping out a teacher in high school.
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Actual math quiz I had to grade when helping out a teacher in high school.
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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i know when im focused and in the flow state if i start eating my shirt
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i know when im focused and in the flow state if i start eating my shirt
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Hytale is saved.
New Blog Post LIVE -> hytale.com/news/2025/11...
New Blog Post LIVE -> hytale.com/news/2025/11...
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hytale is saved.
New Blog Post LIVE -> hytale.com/news/2025/11...
New Blog Post LIVE -> hytale.com/news/2025/11...
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
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Pink and Yellow 💖 + 💛
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pink and Yellow 💖 + 💛
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After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait.
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the civil war will be won by whichever side has the most furries
September 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
the civil war will be won by whichever side has the most furries
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I try not to bring over twitter screenshots but I’m making an exception for this, the website that logs every slur said by TF2 players and reveals that the second most slur-using player is named “hekki grace”
September 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I try not to bring over twitter screenshots but I’m making an exception for this, the website that logs every slur said by TF2 players and reveals that the second most slur-using player is named “hekki grace”
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it's so embarrassing ("^^)
![Twitter post by Viathan @Viathanlol
how it feels when a hot person thinks ur hot
[stock photo with a generic white guy in a white t-shirt, sheepishly pointing at themself, utterly perplexed]
2:03 PM • 9/4/25
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September 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
it's so embarrassing ("^^)
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I need to cuddle with a girl and watch video essays rn
September 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I need to cuddle with a girl and watch video essays rn
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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im proud to announce my new “center-left” super pac called The Reasonability Center
we are focusing on 3 simple truths
- socialism 👎
- lgbt 👎
- exxon/mobil 👍
we are focusing on 3 simple truths
- socialism 👎
- lgbt 👎
- exxon/mobil 👍
September 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
im proud to announce my new “center-left” super pac called The Reasonability Center
we are focusing on 3 simple truths
- socialism 👎
- lgbt 👎
- exxon/mobil 👍
we are focusing on 3 simple truths
- socialism 👎
- lgbt 👎
- exxon/mobil 👍
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i think a week of sleepy cuddles would fix me
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i think a week of sleepy cuddles would fix me
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you wouldn’t kidnap a trans girl, would you?
o-oh you,, you would? wait you're saying you wouldn't just kidnap her you'd also,, oh,, oh my god,, you’d,,, sorry, did you just say 'shackle her in your basement'?? oh my goodness,,, okay wow can i have ur number actually?
o-oh you,, you would? wait you're saying you wouldn't just kidnap her you'd also,, oh,, oh my god,, you’d,,, sorry, did you just say 'shackle her in your basement'?? oh my goodness,,, okay wow can i have ur number actually?
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
you wouldn’t kidnap a trans girl, would you?
o-oh you,, you would? wait you're saying you wouldn't just kidnap her you'd also,, oh,, oh my god,, you’d,,, sorry, did you just say 'shackle her in your basement'?? oh my goodness,,, okay wow can i have ur number actually?
o-oh you,, you would? wait you're saying you wouldn't just kidnap her you'd also,, oh,, oh my god,, you’d,,, sorry, did you just say 'shackle her in your basement'?? oh my goodness,,, okay wow can i have ur number actually?
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Charlie Kirk: “God’s perfect law says gays should be stoned to death.”
Liberals: “This is an honorable man who did politics the right way. Through debate, not calls to violence.”
Liberals: “This is an honorable man who did politics the right way. Through debate, not calls to violence.”
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Charlie Kirk: “God’s perfect law says gays should be stoned to death.”
Liberals: “This is an honorable man who did politics the right way. Through debate, not calls to violence.”
Liberals: “This is an honorable man who did politics the right way. Through debate, not calls to violence.”
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in any well functioning society wsj knowingly falsifying and legitimising the claim that the bullet casing had fucking "transgender ideology" engraved on it to profit off endangering a marginalised minority should get them defunded and sent to trial for mass libel and an obvious call for genocide
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
in any well functioning society wsj knowingly falsifying and legitimising the claim that the bullet casing had fucking "transgender ideology" engraved on it to profit off endangering a marginalised minority should get them defunded and sent to trial for mass libel and an obvious call for genocide