Joe Hackett!!
@jhackett.bsky.social
SpeedinUptoStop elsewhere. Toronto / Detroit . Almost Canadian. Raptors/Letterboxd/Last.fm/Tsubakuro. He/Him.
as the #1 fan of a galaxy brain franchise purpose built for an audience that doesn't know how to read, I am excited to dig into this book!
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
as the #1 fan of a galaxy brain franchise purpose built for an audience that doesn't know how to read, I am excited to dig into this book!
not only is THE MORNING SHOW nonsense that shreds money like confetti, it has never once given into streaming bloat (every episode locks in at 53m or so) despite cramming in 900 different subplots and new characters every week. the portions remain astounding, it's the Mandarin buffet of tv
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
not only is THE MORNING SHOW nonsense that shreds money like confetti, it has never once given into streaming bloat (every episode locks in at 53m or so) despite cramming in 900 different subplots and new characters every week. the portions remain astounding, it's the Mandarin buffet of tv
THE MORNING SHOW defaults to "blackmail" as a journalism practice more often than Jack Bauer defaulted to "torture" as an everyday part of espionage. still a tremendous show
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
THE MORNING SHOW defaults to "blackmail" as a journalism practice more often than Jack Bauer defaulted to "torture" as an everyday part of espionage. still a tremendous show
THE NAKED GUN (2025): largely very sweet, like a grandpa asking you to pull his finger. if pamela anderson was in about 4-6 more minutes of this we might have had an oscar campaign on our hands
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
THE NAKED GUN (2025): largely very sweet, like a grandpa asking you to pull his finger. if pamela anderson was in about 4-6 more minutes of this we might have had an oscar campaign on our hands
good song: janeinc.bandcamp.com/track/im-alive
i'm alive, by Jane Inc.
from the album A RUPTURE A CANYON A BIRTH
janeinc.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
good song: janeinc.bandcamp.com/track/im-alive
all these websites. all these newsletters. 24 hour news networks. DMs, texts, whatsapp. carrier pigeon. morse code. all that and somehow i'm just now finding out there's a new Hélène Cattet & Bruno Forzani movie out there. come on
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
all these websites. all these newsletters. 24 hour news networks. DMs, texts, whatsapp. carrier pigeon. morse code. all that and somehow i'm just now finding out there's a new Hélène Cattet & Bruno Forzani movie out there. come on
kudos to carol from pluribus making it to >3 episodes without going 'so...did everyone settle on one religion or what'
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
kudos to carol from pluribus making it to >3 episodes without going 'so...did everyone settle on one religion or what'
reminds me of that time in 2009 I made a dairy queen oreo blizzard with 'dairy queen oreo blizzard flavoured' oreos and obliterated the space time continuum
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
reminds me of that time in 2009 I made a dairy queen oreo blizzard with 'dairy queen oreo blizzard flavoured' oreos and obliterated the space time continuum
say what you will about POKER FACE (i'll say I'll miss it dearly) but streaming has really jacked things up in a 'what are we even doing here' throw-your-hands-up way at the mid-point of this decade, eh deadline.com/2025/11/peac...
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
say what you will about POKER FACE (i'll say I'll miss it dearly) but streaming has really jacked things up in a 'what are we even doing here' throw-your-hands-up way at the mid-point of this decade, eh deadline.com/2025/11/peac...
shocked by the violence* in the MR. SCORSESE doc (*the HUGO erasure)
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
shocked by the violence* in the MR. SCORSESE doc (*the HUGO erasure)
love the PLURIBUS detail where the other Unjoined people by and large get relatives and the best the hive mind can give Carol is... a person she kind of imagined. who wouldn't love a direct confirmation that the rest of the world doesn't get your whole deal
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
love the PLURIBUS detail where the other Unjoined people by and large get relatives and the best the hive mind can give Carol is... a person she kind of imagined. who wouldn't love a direct confirmation that the rest of the world doesn't get your whole deal
loved this at last year's TIFF; didn't get the traction it deserved then, but Mubi got a lucky pick up with this one mubi.com/en/ca/films/...
Watch Winter in Sokcho (2024) on MUBI
In the snowy seaside town of Sokcho, 25-year-old Soo-Ha works at a guesthouse. She drifts between her mother’s fish stall and her boyfriend until a French artist’s arrival stirs questions about her id...
mubi.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
loved this at last year's TIFF; didn't get the traction it deserved then, but Mubi got a lucky pick up with this one mubi.com/en/ca/films/...
this Spiritual Cramp album...they studied the ancient texts. this is ripping off exactly the right 2002-2004 indie rock bands. inspired, humbling
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this Spiritual Cramp album...they studied the ancient texts. this is ripping off exactly the right 2002-2004 indie rock bands. inspired, humbling
if you think about the cache miles teller had right after WHIPLASH's award run, then you think about all the roles he's done since then (all of them), you'll get a nosebleed
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
if you think about the cache miles teller had right after WHIPLASH's award run, then you think about all the roles he's done since then (all of them), you'll get a nosebleed
there should be a substack tier where you pay so much that they let you be the copyeditor for the newsletter
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
there should be a substack tier where you pay so much that they let you be the copyeditor for the newsletter
ah shit i forgot to vote for mayor of new york again
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ah shit i forgot to vote for mayor of new york again
i'm starting to think there's ~41 million other people like me are willing to mandela effect a 2025 world series win into existence, let's just hang the banner + print the hats and see if anyone else notices
how I will choose to remember the Blue Jays 2025 season and postseason:
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i'm starting to think there's ~41 million other people like me are willing to mandela effect a 2025 world series win into existence, let's just hang the banner + print the hats and see if anyone else notices
the mood on Spadina is 100% "Doug F*rd fourth term" type dissociation on everyone's faces this morning
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the mood on Spadina is 100% "Doug F*rd fourth term" type dissociation on everyone's faces this morning
I wouldn't stoop so low to say that Dodgers didn't deserve it. I'll stoop even lower and say they were corroborating with the devil, the bullpen phone was a line straight to hell
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I wouldn't stoop so low to say that Dodgers didn't deserve it. I'll stoop even lower and say they were corroborating with the devil, the bullpen phone was a line straight to hell
evil, evil game. Evil.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
evil, evil game. Evil.
this is how trey yeasavage is moving from the touch screen to the counter to pick up his tim's order from now on. kid will never have to walk another day on canadian soil, this is just public service
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this is how trey yeasavage is moving from the touch screen to the counter to pick up his tim's order from now on. kid will never have to walk another day on canadian soil, this is just public service
it rocks when your team has A Guy. would reccomend it
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it rocks when your team has A Guy. would reccomend it
is it possible to be afraid of a baseball game
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
is it possible to be afraid of a baseball game