This is me reading all of the family drama via group texts after I tapped out of my final 'Very MAGA Family Thanksgiving"
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This is me reading all of the family drama via group texts after I tapped out of my final 'Very MAGA Family Thanksgiving"
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
The idiots who preordered their devices should consider looking in the cushions of JD Vance's couch. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The idiots who preordered their devices should consider looking in the cushions of JD Vance's couch. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Golly. Gee. When you put it that way, I'm really feeling the need to gEt ThIS dEaL bEfOrE iT's GoNe.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Golly. Gee. When you put it that way, I'm really feeling the need to gEt ThIS dEaL bEfOrE iT's GoNe.
The former version of myself who tried to be little miss perfect crunchy mom would probably be horrified that I'm digging the It: Welcome to Derry series so much.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The former version of myself who tried to be little miss perfect crunchy mom would probably be horrified that I'm digging the It: Welcome to Derry series so much.
A) No one finds 'I kept my underwear on' Dershowitz compelling.
B) Loesch is kind of like common household vermin. You may be able to convince yourself they're gone, but as soon as you turn on a light they appear again seemingly out of nowhere.
B) Loesch is kind of like common household vermin. You may be able to convince yourself they're gone, but as soon as you turn on a light they appear again seemingly out of nowhere.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A) No one finds 'I kept my underwear on' Dershowitz compelling.
B) Loesch is kind of like common household vermin. You may be able to convince yourself they're gone, but as soon as you turn on a light they appear again seemingly out of nowhere.
B) Loesch is kind of like common household vermin. You may be able to convince yourself they're gone, but as soon as you turn on a light they appear again seemingly out of nowhere.
Wild to think that their ancestors were once fearsome wolves
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Wild to think that their ancestors were once fearsome wolves
MAGA makes people mean. Case in point? My extended family. They're so used to treating me like the doormat I was raised to be & being cruel and xenophobic that it sure did shock them when I said everything I should have said a decade ago & left a week early
It felt good
Cook your own turkey, mfers
It felt good
Cook your own turkey, mfers
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
MAGA makes people mean. Case in point? My extended family. They're so used to treating me like the doormat I was raised to be & being cruel and xenophobic that it sure did shock them when I said everything I should have said a decade ago & left a week early
It felt good
Cook your own turkey, mfers
It felt good
Cook your own turkey, mfers
Can't wait to see how the 'mUh eGgS cOst tOO muCh' and 'mUH cAr jUicE' folks spin the president claiming 'skyrocketing' prices as a great leap forward for regressive taxation.
www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
Trump Claims Tariff Income Will ‘Skyrocket’ Soon—Says He Looks Forward To Supreme Court Ruling
The president said buyers who stocked up on inventory before the levies went into effect are running thin and they will soon have to pay tariffs on their new purchases.
www.forbes.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can't wait to see how the 'mUh eGgS cOst tOO muCh' and 'mUH cAr jUicE' folks spin the president claiming 'skyrocketing' prices as a great leap forward for regressive taxation.
www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
These treasonous fools are trying to workshop a new Purge movie where crime happens all year and the blanket pardons for said crimes happen once a year. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
These treasonous fools are trying to workshop a new Purge movie where crime happens all year and the blanket pardons for said crimes happen once a year. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Jogging with a border collie definitely earns 0 out of 10 stars. Getting 'herded' and lightly nipped like a wayward sheep really takes you out of the mood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Jogging with a border collie definitely earns 0 out of 10 stars. Getting 'herded' and lightly nipped like a wayward sheep really takes you out of the mood.
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One section of the lights is burned out so it I’m going to declare this a 90% success. Not too shabby
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One section of the lights is burned out so it I’m going to declare this a 90% success. Not too shabby
Reposted by JIll Kent
This will be remembered the way the destruction of Persepolis is remembered.
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This will be remembered the way the destruction of Persepolis is remembered.
Looked in the mirror this morning before I left (thankfully) and wondered if the hormone imbalance fairy had gifted me an impressive moustache and goatee. Thankfully, the hair belonged to my very affectionate beagle and the glue was the moisturizer I had just applied.
Phew!
Phew!
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Looked in the mirror this morning before I left (thankfully) and wondered if the hormone imbalance fairy had gifted me an impressive moustache and goatee. Thankfully, the hair belonged to my very affectionate beagle and the glue was the moisturizer I had just applied.
Phew!
Phew!
I recently had a transesophageal echocardiogram. It determined that the hole in my heart & the aneurysm were no big deal. To slow my heart rate down, the doctor prescribed a 300 dollar per month medication that my insurance declined.
For that price, I'll just keep my heart rate at hummingbird speed
For that price, I'll just keep my heart rate at hummingbird speed
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I recently had a transesophageal echocardiogram. It determined that the hole in my heart & the aneurysm were no big deal. To slow my heart rate down, the doctor prescribed a 300 dollar per month medication that my insurance declined.
For that price, I'll just keep my heart rate at hummingbird speed
For that price, I'll just keep my heart rate at hummingbird speed
Reposted by JIll Kent
This was an IQ test.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This was an IQ test.
Reposted by JIll Kent
Spineless speaker does it again
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Spineless speaker does it again
Sorry, folks. The 'freeze peach' larp is over. The moose out front should have told you.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Sorry, folks. The 'freeze peach' larp is over. The moose out front should have told you.
I miss the pre-MAGA days where holidays didn't make me sad and angry, in equal measure. This is going to be my last extended family one for a while.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I miss the pre-MAGA days where holidays didn't make me sad and angry, in equal measure. This is going to be my last extended family one for a while.
Reposted by JIll Kent
I wonder if Jake Tapper finds this as concerning as Joe Biden remaining old.
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I wonder if Jake Tapper finds this as concerning as Joe Biden remaining old.
Reposted by JIll Kent
Reminder to Harvard: the time to fire Larry Summers was when he publicly disparaged women's intellectual capabilities.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Reminder to Harvard: the time to fire Larry Summers was when he publicly disparaged women's intellectual capabilities.
This is a good reminder for GenX and Millennials to set clear boundaries where their parent's "stuff" is concerned. A trickle can easily become an avalanche & when you're expected to keep everything & value it as much as they did it's easy to get overwhelmed. www.businessinsider.com/boomers-stuf...
How millennials can delicately tell their baby boomer parents they want to get rid of their stuff
Millennials are having difficult conversations with their baby boomer parents about the avalanche of stuff they don't really want.
www.businessinsider.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This is a good reminder for GenX and Millennials to set clear boundaries where their parent's "stuff" is concerned. A trickle can easily become an avalanche & when you're expected to keep everything & value it as much as they did it's easy to get overwhelmed. www.businessinsider.com/boomers-stuf...
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The core belief of QAnoners is that the government is covering up child sexual abuse.
Pam Bondi refuses to answer multiple questions on what the next steps for releasing the Epstein files will be
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
sAvE tHe ChILdRen
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**Offer not valid if it makes Trump look bad
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**Offer not valid if it makes Trump look bad
Patel looks like he's completely tuned out and is instead straining his eyes to determine whether he sees a young lady or an elderly lady.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Patel looks like he's completely tuned out and is instead straining his eyes to determine whether he sees a young lady or an elderly lady.
The same behavior you would never tolerate from a schoolchild has become normalized under President Puddinghead.
TRUMP TRIES TO AVOID REPORTER QUESTION BY SAYING: "QUIET, PIGGY!"
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The same behavior you would never tolerate from a schoolchild has become normalized under President Puddinghead.