Jirachi And Shimamura
@jirachishimamura.bsky.social
31, any pronouns, gender apathetic, casual video game enjoyer, has beaten Ghostbusters on the NES, mildly obsessed with Final Fantasy XIV, 's about it innit
I'm 31 but I feel like I'm too old to date even though I'm very much not. Man.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm 31 but I feel like I'm too old to date even though I'm very much not. Man.
People on this website sure love corporations and hate poor people huh?
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
People on this website sure love corporations and hate poor people huh?
It seems the only time the word "weird" has an even remotely good connotation is when talking about Weird Al (because wow what a legend). Every other time someone is referred to as "weird" it's bad, like they're creepy or uncomfortable to be around.
"Odd" or "Strange" seem to fair better though
"Odd" or "Strange" seem to fair better though
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It seems the only time the word "weird" has an even remotely good connotation is when talking about Weird Al (because wow what a legend). Every other time someone is referred to as "weird" it's bad, like they're creepy or uncomfortable to be around.
"Odd" or "Strange" seem to fair better though
"Odd" or "Strange" seem to fair better though
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Ok I saw a TikTok about a porno movie version of Zelda that’s apparently called “The Legend of Zelda: Pussylickers of Time”
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ok I saw a TikTok about a porno movie version of Zelda that’s apparently called “The Legend of Zelda: Pussylickers of Time”
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
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Kirby Air Riders is insane, love this shit lmao
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kirby Air Riders is insane, love this shit lmao
Ban wax burners
Actually, just ban fragrances entirely, fuck it
Actually, just ban fragrances entirely, fuck it
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ban wax burners
Actually, just ban fragrances entirely, fuck it
Actually, just ban fragrances entirely, fuck it
Tales of Berseria remaster. Love that game, but man did it really need a remaster lol? Guess it could be an excuse to play peak again (provided there's no AI fuckery going on)
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tales of Berseria remaster. Love that game, but man did it really need a remaster lol? Guess it could be an excuse to play peak again (provided there's no AI fuckery going on)
Yay open mouth coughing in the office
Did we learn nothing from 2020? Like come on man even I cover my mouth when I cough and I'm basically the evilest person who ever lived
Did we learn nothing from 2020? Like come on man even I cover my mouth when I cough and I'm basically the evilest person who ever lived
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yay open mouth coughing in the office
Did we learn nothing from 2020? Like come on man even I cover my mouth when I cough and I'm basically the evilest person who ever lived
Did we learn nothing from 2020? Like come on man even I cover my mouth when I cough and I'm basically the evilest person who ever lived
Ragebait? See back in my day we called that "being annoying"
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ragebait? See back in my day we called that "being annoying"
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
Cable TV sucked so we went to streaming services, and those also suck (arguably more). Either we find the like 15 good Youtubers that still make videos and watch only them or I come to everyone's houses and just act out bits for entertainment instead (I don't need your money, just your laughter)
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cable TV sucked so we went to streaming services, and those also suck (arguably more). Either we find the like 15 good Youtubers that still make videos and watch only them or I come to everyone's houses and just act out bits for entertainment instead (I don't need your money, just your laughter)
Deadlock update: Easy computers are baby games. Medium computers kick my ass. I think this is what we in the biz call being cooked beyond even god's help
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Deadlock update: Easy computers are baby games. Medium computers kick my ass. I think this is what we in the biz call being cooked beyond even god's help
If Nintendo makes another Wario Land-esque game, it needs to be really weird. Wario is a skrunkly dude, his games should be presented accordingly. For examples of what I mean see Wario World or Wario Land 4
Indies like Pizza Tower and Antonblast understood this principle well.
Indies like Pizza Tower and Antonblast understood this principle well.
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If Nintendo makes another Wario Land-esque game, it needs to be really weird. Wario is a skrunkly dude, his games should be presented accordingly. For examples of what I mean see Wario World or Wario Land 4
Indies like Pizza Tower and Antonblast understood this principle well.
Indies like Pizza Tower and Antonblast understood this principle well.
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Hi #PitchYaGame!
Go on a solarpunk adventure across space in Summer at the Edge of the Universe, our upcoming LGBT+ romance visual novel full of cosmic wonder ✨
🪐Play the demo: store.steampowered.com/app/2641720/...
Go on a solarpunk adventure across space in Summer at the Edge of the Universe, our upcoming LGBT+ romance visual novel full of cosmic wonder ✨
🪐Play the demo: store.steampowered.com/app/2641720/...
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hi #PitchYaGame!
Go on a solarpunk adventure across space in Summer at the Edge of the Universe, our upcoming LGBT+ romance visual novel full of cosmic wonder ✨
🪐Play the demo: store.steampowered.com/app/2641720/...
Go on a solarpunk adventure across space in Summer at the Edge of the Universe, our upcoming LGBT+ romance visual novel full of cosmic wonder ✨
🪐Play the demo: store.steampowered.com/app/2641720/...
How the fuck do people play games like Deadlock? Like it's neat, I think the characters are great but like, I always feel like I have no idea what I'm doing even after you explain it to me.
I might just be dumb
I might just be dumb
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the fuck do people play games like Deadlock? Like it's neat, I think the characters are great but like, I always feel like I have no idea what I'm doing even after you explain it to me.
I might just be dumb
I might just be dumb
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
GOOD SHIT NEW YORK LET'S GOOOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
GOOD SHIT NEW YORK LET'S GOOOOOO
Clickbait Youtube videos need to stop calling DarksydePhil a game journalist. He isn't, in fact I don't think even he claims to be one. He's just a dipshit streamer, that's all lmao
Please let the game journalist meme die, it's been 8 fucking years. Grow up.
Please let the game journalist meme die, it's been 8 fucking years. Grow up.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Clickbait Youtube videos need to stop calling DarksydePhil a game journalist. He isn't, in fact I don't think even he claims to be one. He's just a dipshit streamer, that's all lmao
Please let the game journalist meme die, it's been 8 fucking years. Grow up.
Please let the game journalist meme die, it's been 8 fucking years. Grow up.
They should make Minecraft again but this time make it good
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They should make Minecraft again but this time make it good
I should be a politician just so I can filibuster and just ramble about video games for like 40 hours straight
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I should be a politician just so I can filibuster and just ramble about video games for like 40 hours straight
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October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The working people in this country don't get to have food stamps to be able to eat, but Donald Trump gets to have his stupid fucking ballroom for him and his rich pedophile friends to hang out in and fuck each other's wives.
Repulsive.
Repulsive.
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The working people in this country don't get to have food stamps to be able to eat, but Donald Trump gets to have his stupid fucking ballroom for him and his rich pedophile friends to hang out in and fuck each other's wives.
Repulsive.
Repulsive.
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Daily Fuck Microsoft thread, Day 1:
Fuck Microsoft
Fuck Microsoft
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Daily Fuck Microsoft thread, Day 1:
Fuck Microsoft
Fuck Microsoft