Joseph Bradford
@jmarkbrad.bsky.social
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Jelly Roll makes rap music for people who hate rap music. Trailer park music. Hick hop, if you will.
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Jelly Roll makes rap music for people who hate rap music. Trailer park music. Hick hop, if you will.
So I watched the Davos speech.
Guys, it's time to take the keys away from Grandpa.
Guys, it's time to take the keys away from Grandpa.
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
So I watched the Davos speech.
Guys, it's time to take the keys away from Grandpa.
Guys, it's time to take the keys away from Grandpa.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open toad
Open toad
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open toad
Open toad
I am not hot enough to identify as a hot mess. I'm more of a room temperature inconvenience.
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I am not hot enough to identify as a hot mess. I'm more of a room temperature inconvenience.
ICE has an official BlueSky account. You know, in case you wanted to block it
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
ICE has an official BlueSky account. You know, in case you wanted to block it
The biggest lie I often tell people is "I respect your decision." I really don't. Like, at all. It sounds stupid as hell to me, actually. But that's your life to live, I guess.
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The biggest lie I often tell people is "I respect your decision." I really don't. Like, at all. It sounds stupid as hell to me, actually. But that's your life to live, I guess.
So we're burying my wife's grandma this Friday, and my grandma died yesterday. Having two family members die in the same week? Zero out of stars. Do not recommend.
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
So we're burying my wife's grandma this Friday, and my grandma died yesterday. Having two family members die in the same week? Zero out of stars. Do not recommend.
We went to an anti-ICE protest this morning. There weren't a terribly large amount of people there, but it's still gratifying to know that there are others who realize just how crazy the times are.
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
We went to an anti-ICE protest this morning. There weren't a terribly large amount of people there, but it's still gratifying to know that there are others who realize just how crazy the times are.
Video games in the 80's: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins!
Video games now: You are a broken person, haunted by the choices you've made. You don't fear death, but you still have unfinished business.
Video games now: You are a broken person, haunted by the choices you've made. You don't fear death, but you still have unfinished business.
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Video games in the 80's: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins!
Video games now: You are a broken person, haunted by the choices you've made. You don't fear death, but you still have unfinished business.
Video games now: You are a broken person, haunted by the choices you've made. You don't fear death, but you still have unfinished business.
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If you replace "spouse" with "unlicensed Anime body pillow," maybe.
do you think ice agents go home and their spouse is like "how was raiding day care centers today honey" and theyre all like "ugh got bogged down trying to cover up a murder for my coworker"
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 AM
If you replace "spouse" with "unlicensed Anime body pillow," maybe.
In Black Panther, Killmonger overthrows a foreign nation, starts a civil war, and seizes its natural resources to achieve his imperialistic dreams. This is a subtle not to the fact that Killmonger is, above all else, and American.
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
In Black Panther, Killmonger overthrows a foreign nation, starts a civil war, and seizes its natural resources to achieve his imperialistic dreams. This is a subtle not to the fact that Killmonger is, above all else, and American.
You know what's awesome? Trump's coup that he staged 5 years ago appears to have been completely successful and he will never suffer any consequences for it.
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
You know what's awesome? Trump's coup that he staged 5 years ago appears to have been completely successful and he will never suffer any consequences for it.
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
I'm so mad that somebody as jacked as Terry Crews is also an incredibly talented artist. We all have our part to play in this society, Terry. Stop taking all the parts.
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I'm so mad that somebody as jacked as Terry Crews is also an incredibly talented artist. We all have our part to play in this society, Terry. Stop taking all the parts.
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
New Year's Eve plans settled.
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
New Year's Eve plans settled.
Do restaurants still make people wash dishes if they can't pay?
I'm thinking of treating myself tomorrow.
I'm thinking of treating myself tomorrow.
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Do restaurants still make people wash dishes if they can't pay?
I'm thinking of treating myself tomorrow.
I'm thinking of treating myself tomorrow.
The first day back to work after a long break is always rough. It won't beat me though.
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The first day back to work after a long break is always rough. It won't beat me though.
Merry Christmas. I spent mine watching the classic Christmas movie Jaws.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Merry Christmas. I spent mine watching the classic Christmas movie Jaws.
So this feels very much like an AI came up with this
Just passing through the Pennines (namely Royston Vasey) as I head back to Manchester. The shops offer some rather questionable Christmas card options.
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So this feels very much like an AI came up with this
"We become what we pretend to be, so be very careful what you pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"We become what we pretend to be, so be very careful what you pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
This is easily the most cursed picture I have ever shared.
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is easily the most cursed picture I have ever shared.
I got a free white board from work.
That's re-markable!
That's re-markable!
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I got a free white board from work.
That's re-markable!
That's re-markable!
One of the nicest communities on the internet is the bald subreddit. It's almost nothing but people posting pictures of themselves and asking "Is it time to shave my head?"
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One of the nicest communities on the internet is the bald subreddit. It's almost nothing but people posting pictures of themselves and asking "Is it time to shave my head?"