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John Baute

@jmbaute.bsky.social

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Mooney driver. Brewer. SQL, C# Developer. I have an engineering degree around here somewhere. I like airplanes, beer and Virginia Tech football.

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 1d

I always thought that was a front for swinger parties.

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 2d

Why do we want to hire the guy who got fired for the same reason the last guy did?

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 4d

I assumed it was you all along...

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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 6d

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 8d

Let's make a deal!

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 9d

How else do you expect a loaf of bread to come down the stairs?

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 17d

Come get me. I've had 7 beers.

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 17d

I think ours closed? I could go for a $6 omelet about now.

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 18d

damnit

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 18d

I would hang this shit on my wall.

Mark Chilcott @markchilcott.bsky.social · 18d

Draw! #montypython #art #watercolours

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 20d

Have you shared the setup checklist that you mention in that post? Would love to add to bag of tricks...

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 24d

Been stocking up since January and joined a local farm csa

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 24d

Near Nellysford now. Last night was the first time I saw the milky way. Too dumb to find stars and constellations though.

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 26d

Sorry, I thought this meant something else....sigh.

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 26d

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 26d

I always just clicked the magnifying glass upper right, which sems to be the same thing. Use it all teh time, though so a shortcut is nice.

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · 28d

I need a "don't put tempdb on the C drive" tattoo.

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · Sep 12

Was thinking earlier that it can all be pretty much traced back to Ronald Reagan. F that guy.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · Sep 9

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · Jul 26

it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · Sep 9

at about...800 feet

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · Sep 8

Yeah but with a dead engine you'd both have the same HP :D

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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · Sep 8

Succinct and accurate.

Anagram Doe @anagramdoe.bsky.social · Sep 8

the supreme court says you can never use race to help people but you can always use race to hurt people

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John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · Sep 6

Fuck Dabo

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · Sep 4

He was trying to vaccinate people, probably.

John Baute @jmbaute.bsky.social · Sep 4

Another villian I fight is industrial software vendors who say that their app is unsupported on SQL vNewest, and hang up on you, with no understanding or discussion of compat mode. There is a lot of nuance to this topic, thanks for the blog post.