Iohannes Rhetor
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Iohannes Rhetor
@jmnewman.bsky.social
Assistant, Library of Jürgen Leitner
https://youtube.com/@IohannesRhetor
pronouns: he/him
adverbs: well/actually
Can-Am NY diasporan in Missouri, woke social engineer
NOBYVFU VPR
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I've decided to become a crank
Is it just me or is Facebook approaching twitter levels of Nazi
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Where are the Rabbis on hanging a mezuzah with command hooks? Asking for my landlord
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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- you got that Aryan propaganda done?

- sure did boss, nice and Arian just like you asked
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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one of the funniest pieces The Onion has done all year, and it's been a GOOD YEAR.

theonion.com/oprah-pursue...
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
KISS Army is part of the MAGA coalition that does not remain after the Blessed Event
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Here’s Judith Butler explaining what this movement is and always was, about five years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I guess Trump isn't going for the Nobel Peace Prize anymore
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Woke 2 Nurembergaloo
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Oklahoma U psychology student enjoying viral fame is the daughter of a local politician, far-right crank, and afficionado of legal harassment in Southwest Missouri.

www.news-leader.com/story/news/l...
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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If anyone is curious about the current list of search terms being used by right wing activist organizations to harass university professors, here's a public records request I received today from Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundation. Not intimidating or meant to curtail by my speech at all, right?
August 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Facebook is getting as bad as X for Jew hate. It's disturbing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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It is odd to me that, like, you'd think it'd be parody if you said: to be clear, they only like the bad bits of Western Civilisation -- but that turns out to be true. They like the rapacious imperial murder, but not the art or intellectual achievements or civil liberties, etc.
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Public Health Advisory: Elden Ring (and other "From Software" games) are a leading cause of video essays in Gen Z males.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy Yanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I think I could work up at least 7-10 minutes of stand-up material on the ambivalence I would feel about adding my name to a class actions suit on behalf of Walmart Whippet consumers
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I hope I'm not being orientalist or anything, but the Vogue India horoscope is the best. www.vogue.in/horoscope
Horoscope
What’s in the stars for you? Read our horoscopes that help you navigate through the highs and lows of life with special tips for each zodiac sign.
www.vogue.in
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Conservative acrobatics and contortionism.over Epstein outdo cirque du soleil
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Happy Circulatory System Walking in the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What's the over-under on how long it will take for online leftists to called Mamdani a sellout/shill/shitlib? I said 6 months, but my friend who lives in NYC said 6 weeks.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Mamdani is a radical islamist like Bernie is a Kahanist.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM