Chocolate Giddy-Up’s Cousin
@jocklaflair.bsky.social
I told myself that God put together a perfectly unique human being. I think he agrees. IG jack_eclectic
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Since you left me for Bluer Skies, my TL hasn’t been the same without you. Now that you’re my X, you’re skeeting with someone else. I hope we can thread the needle again one day. I miss you. Tell your momma I said I miss her stories.
If you like that woman, play this for her and walk up behind her (if y’all are on that level). Butter soaked biscuits.
Kiss Me On My Neck by Erykah Badu on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 5:34
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you like that woman, play this for her and walk up behind her (if y’all are on that level). Butter soaked biscuits.
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Jazz Fusion is one of my new music favorite genres.
Kyoto Jazz Massive Essentials on Apple Music
Playlist · 21 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Jazz Fusion is one of my new music favorite genres.
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You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
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Talk about your fears, stop fighting about going to therapy, and panic attacks ain’t no hoe.
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Talk about your fears, stop fighting about going to therapy, and panic attacks ain’t no hoe.
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goddammit. antivaxxers are killing babies, so many babies.
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough.
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
goddammit. antivaxxers are killing babies, so many babies.
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He's gonna have start buying his coke again instead of shopping in the evidence room
BREAKING
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
He's gonna have start buying his coke again instead of shopping in the evidence room
She told the shooter *allegedly*
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
She told the shooter *allegedly*
Hoodies should be comfortable. I’ll have a problem if this one gets stolen. 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hoodies should be comfortable. I’ll have a problem if this one gets stolen. 😭😭😭
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Montgomery Bus Boycott 3's.
Im sure these shoes are extremely comfortable but they look like something outta Miss Trunchbull’s closet
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Montgomery Bus Boycott 3's.
Walking around like this:
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Walking around like this:
I promise you Threads is almost as bad as Twitter because these fake ass pages say the most untruthful ass shit. Ugh.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I promise you Threads is almost as bad as Twitter because these fake ass pages say the most untruthful ass shit. Ugh.
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Sooooo that's why MAGA Minaj has become the spokesperson of Sexual Assaulters
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sooooo that's why MAGA Minaj has become the spokesperson of Sexual Assaulters
Well well well!
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well well well!
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Nigga havin the time of his life at the next board meeting
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nigga havin the time of his life at the next board meeting
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Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn’t like — but here’s the thing: I won’t be intimidated into silence. I’ve overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn’t like — but here’s the thing: I won’t be intimidated into silence. I’ve overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
“Your CEO, talking shit in the emails………..If you love REAL soup, come over to Progresso!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Your CEO, talking shit in the emails………..If you love REAL soup, come over to Progresso!”
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Progresso CEO after he saw the news
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Progresso CEO after he saw the news
Campbells Stockholders this morning:
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Campbells Stockholders this morning: